Squidtastic, this man needs a trophy....

[CirclesCenter]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5817470763484373128&q=motorcycle&hl=en

3:46 of totally uncompelling footage of a moron trying to look tough/cool on his bike. Be sure not to miss the 20~30 second no look left hand flipoff. (No I mean he doesn't look away from the road, which might have been somewhat interesting if he did.) Like that's hard to do.

Watch when he U-turns, dragging a foot. And the wheelie out of the box at the strip. Oh yeah, that helps your sixty foot time.

And the two clips where it shows him with the "super intense" poseur look, got to love it. Oh yeah, why the hell do we have video of him ordering food at Sonic? Is Sonic the new tough guy place?

Oh yeah, and what's with the smoking? That's so 1990's (LOLOLOL) but really, since when have you thought smoking looks anything but disgusting? (And don't get on me, I smoke/smoked too. I still light up a cigar every two months or so.)

And what about that little "Limp Bizkit" Go-Tee? and the bandana? I'm sorry but the whole "white trash" look is just.... Yeah, trash.

Try smiling! Riding is fun dumbass! Do you know that your bike can lean too? It's really fun! And you don't have to be like, "I'm tough!" Maybe a bit of mace will help with that...

Ok, just clean up, lighten up and buy some damn Nicorette, or at least stop thinking, "OMFG I look so cool right now." Smoking is not cool, enjoyable perhaps, but not cool. I can pretty much promise him that when the road gets twisty any one of us here (at least those of us who make use of knee pucks  ) will absolutely blow him away.

BTW I don't think I saw him in a riding Jacket the whole time... Not even once... And what about stoppies? Huh? Where's my damn stoppies? Stunt videos must have stoppies damnit! Wheelies without stoppies are like jelly without freaking peanut butter! WTF!?!?!?!?

But props to the editor, he takes sub-stock footage (you know stock footage is like hot dogs rolling off a factory conveyor, making a pb and J, and that sort of thing) and adds filters, rather good music timing (although his "stutter" technique pisses me off) and a few other bits to make it seem more interesting. But you can only dress Homely little Sally up so much, and you still know that the dress is the prettiest part...


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[annguyen1981]

But props to the editor, he takes sub-stock footage (you know stock footage is like hot dogs rolling off a factory conveyor, making a pb and J, and that sort of thing) and adds filters, rather good music timing (although his "stutter" technique pisses me off) and a few other bits to make it seem more interesting. But you can only dress Homely little Sally up so much, and you still know that the dress is the prettiest part...

This is a repost, but I agree with the editing.  Makes the clip seem a little more interesting, but the riding SUCKS!

[pantablo]

he's gonna poke an eye out...

[Alphamazing]

How's this for a counter point?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZMvDCXLkzM&mode=related&search=