Hi, I'm trying to go to Europe/College by selling magazine subscriptions...

[makenzie71]

Anyway, my class/organization is trying to arrange for me/a small group of students to go to Europe for feriegn study/go to college to enhance our opportunities to succeed in life.  I have this pamphlet/binder full of magazine suscriptions you already have/don't want and I intend to convince/guilt you into buying one/more.  It's for a very good cause and I/we really appreciate your contribution. You won't regret it.

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Thank you for buying one/more subscriptions from our wonderful list.  You should recieve your first copy within 14 days/36 weeks.  Thank you and have a nice day.

[yamahonkawazuki]

ehhh i went for that in az, from someone giving me almost the same line, paid for 4 subs, got none of them

[annguyen1981]

Nice to meet you, you f*cking spammer.  Go back to the rock that you crawled from.  You and your kind need  to be exterminated.

You know...  The hit & run asshat I encountered must be your brother or something.  Only f*ckers like you would ever do that.

Get a f*cking life.

[annguyen1981]

oops.

[MarkusN]

Quick trigger finger, have we, Anna?

[pantablo]

Mak, why dont you just build yourself an airplane and fly direct to Europe? I'm sure you can scrape together something from parts in your barn....LOL...

[brett]

"Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions. "

[Jake D]

Some of these ass hats aren't even selling anything.  They are trying to Raise Money for their Sunshine Group.  WTF is that?  But sure, I'll throw five buck their way just because I know they are an ex-con and I want them off my front door step.

I'm so glad I live in a loft now.  No more door to door ass hats/trick or treaters, salesman, or lost strippers.

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

"Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions. "

HAHAHAHAHA.. that was the first thing I thought of too!

[makenzie71]

That was the last one to come hit me up...I ended up giving him $5 to go away and not come back.

[pandy]

We just set our ferocious, vicious Pitbull on door-to-door dorks (and we just don't bother telling them that he's a puddytat)! 

[makenzie71]

I think I should remember that...these asshats hit up my fiance's house all the time.  Next time I'll just ask them to stay put for a minute while I go get my pittbull...or a gun.

[bucks1605]

"Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions. "

[Chilly Willy]

I'm so glad I live in a loft now.  No more door to door ass hats/trick or treaters, salesman, or lost strippers.

Man, I wish I had lost strippers showing up at my door....

[3imo]

"Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions. "

HAHAHAHAHA.. that was the first thing I thought of too!

me too!  Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.