be careful who you get to service your vehicles

[jdanna]

http://www.elisetalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30674&highlight=tires


thats why i only take my elise to the lotus dealer to get tires put on.

oh wait, i dont have an elise. god damnit.

[makenzie71]

I always put my own tires on.

By the way, I would NEVER NEVER EVER EVER IN A BILLION MILLION YEARS allow anyone to put my car on a lift.

[annguyen1981]

By the way, I would NEVER NEVER EVER EVER IN A BILLION MILLION YEARS allow anyone to put my car on a lift.

Why is this?

[RVertigo]

 

GOOD!

That's what that f%$k gets for buying such a stupid car.

Fucker.

I hope this also happens to his H2...

[94suzuki500]

GOOD!

That's what that f%$k gets for buying such a stupid car.

f%$ker.

I hope this also happens to his H2...

Are you mad cause your poor or something? 

[Turd Ferguson]

He must be...because the Elise is an encredible auto.  I've spent many hours behind the wheel of one and they truely are all they're cracked up to be.

*right click save pictures as*

-Turd.

[makenzie71]

By the way, I would NEVER NEVER EVER EVER IN A BILLION MILLION YEARS allow anyone to put my car on a lift.

Why is this?

Did you look a tthe pic?

[FearedGS500]

they did not know what he was doin he did not read the book the guy gave him hes the dumass . i use to work at the ford dealer . if you wont let anyone put your stuff up on a lift ..... i guess you dont take it to a dealer do you ? cuz if you did and they said they where not gonna put it on a lift .. they probly lied to you and put it on there any way

[Turd Ferguson]

i use to work at the ford dealer .

No there is some shaZam! I'd never admit to!

-Turd.

[makenzie71]

..... i guess you dont take it to a dealer do you ?

You're joking, right?  I'm not about to take it to a dealer and let some no-knowledge kid approach my car with anything stiffer than a damp paper towl.

[RVertigo]

Are you mad cause your poor or something? 

I'm mad 'cause people that spend ass-loads of money on a stupid f%$king gas guzzling car are stupid f%$k-sticks...

If you drive an H2 (Hummer, H3, etc), I think you're mentally retarded.
If buy any new car that gets less than 25 MPG, I think you're mentally retarded.
If you spend $60,000 or more on a car, I think you're mentally retarded.

If you're poor and can't afford any car better than your 8 MPG POS, then I understand...  It sucks to be stuck getting crap gas mileage.  It's a cycle, you can't afford a newer car so you spend all your money on gas, which makes you even more broke, which means you'll never afford a better car.


I don't like those types of cars (or 'busas for that matter) 'cause for several reasons.  I'm secure in my sexuality, I'm interesting enough, I'm capable of getting laid, and I don't have a tiny little pecker...


Anyone that drives a  car like that is missing something from their personality or their life.



[edit]  Oh yeah and... 

Are you mad 'cause you don't know the difference between "You're" and "Your" or something?

[Turd Ferguson]

I guess you've got your facts wrong.  That's a Lotus Elise, with a 1.8 inline 4 that gets 29 mpg.

They aren't nearly as expensive as you might believe, either.

I, personally, would own one at the drop of a hat and plan on looking for a yellow one after college.

-Turd.

[makenzie71]

You can get a base-line Elise for $40k...if you can get in line...and most the guy on the Elise forums claim between 25 and 35 mpg.  They have the Toyota Celica engine in them.

[Turd Ferguson]

And how is owning a performance car related to ones sexuality?  You've proven that you don't get into motorsports, so why try and understand it?  The Elise is a very practical car considering its level of performance.  It is extremely light, has an amazing suspension design, is balanced well and has a fairly peppy motor.  We're not talking about a Diablo here...

-Turd.

[makenzie71]

bah...diablos suck anyway...

[makenzie71]

Oh and I can say that a busa will be my next ride. I need a good tourer.

[Turd Ferguson]

bah...diablos suck anyway...

Couldn't agree more.  That's actually why I used it as an example, that car fits the description of what RVertigo was talking about...guzzles gas to perform no other function than to increase ones pee pee size.

-Turd.

[RVertigo]

Sorry guys...  I didn't mean to point out that you have little peckers...



As far as my "facts" about that car...  I don't have any.  It's a sports car...  They're all the same to me.    They're all pee pee-extensions...

Personally, I wouldn't even spend $20k on a car.  If you add up all the cars and motos I've owned, it's less than that...  My first car was $100, my second was $120, and my third was $1000...  My GS was even less than that...  Even if you add in my over-priced F.O.R.D. Exploder, it doesn't make the $20k mark (unless you count all the repairs on my Exploder  )

And...  You assume I don't like motorsports, but you're wrong.  I just think spending that kind of money on a "toy" is pointless...  Just think about all the things they could have done with that money.  It's the same thing as spending $5k on a TV or a computer...  WHY?   



So...  I'm happy his little car got mashed up because it's one less stupid car on the road no one got hurt. 

[ashman]

I feel bad for the guy up until he says, "Guess I'll have to drive the 911." Yeah, sucks for that guy but I dont want to hear his bitching.

-ash

[makenzie71]

It's the same thing as spending $5k on a TV or a computer...

Because it's fun, and we can.  It's not our fault you can't bring yourself to appreciate fine, high quality machinery.

I feel bad for the guy up until he says, "Guess I'll have to drive the 911." Yeah, sucks for that guy but I dont want to hear his bitching.

-ash

So you wouldn't be bitching if smoeone dropped your car off a lift?