Door to door religious idiots

[darb85]

As they do this around me as well, I found this absolutly hilarious.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/330728336.html

[scottpA_GS]

Mmm... yea, that was WAY longer than it needed to be and not that great a story 

[natedawg120]

Mmm... yea, that was WAY longer than it needed to be and not that great a story 

+1 

[darb85]

must be my extreme boredom doing things to my mind

[manofthefield]

I thought it was kinda funny, but then I'm bored too.

The last door-to-door religion pushers I dealt with actually weren't too bad.  Ry_guy, Coll0412, and I were checking the valves on our GS's (when I lived in MN), so we were pretty much stuck in my garage when they showed up.  And we basically said we're not interested/ have already looked into religion for ourselves.  Then they just hung around for a couple minutes asking about our bikes in a non-annoying way. 

Too bad they're all not more normal like that, but then I guess you have to be a little bit out there to walk around all day in 90* heat with pants and a tie on, plus a backpack trying to talk to people who don't want to talk to you

[makenzie71]

^haha you have to admire their resilience and patience.

Raid, shine, dust and snow...they'll walk to your house with broad smiles to introduce you to their heaven.

~unless they're mormons...because even converted mormons don't go to heaven.  That's got to be a really, really tough sale.  "We'd like you be convert to Mormonism but we can't offer you salvation."  Or is that Jehovah's Witnesses?

[scottpA_GS]

^haha you have to admire their resilience and patience.

Raid, shine, dust and snow...they'll walk to your house with broad smiles to introduce you to their heaven.

~unless they're mormons...because even converted mormons don't go to heaven.  That's got to be a really, really tough sale.  "We'd like you be convert to Mormonism but we can't offer you salvation."  Or is that Jehovah's Witnesses?

Yea.. the jehovas. They believe that only 144,000 people will get into heaven and I think that they are all picked out already 

I don't do religion 

[frankieG]

i;m going to hell and when i get there i am going to take over the place

[bubba zanetti]

I'm usually polite to the door to door religous people. It's the door to door salespeople that I'm rude to, they're usually ignorant, won't take no for an answer & are pushy kgrunts  , seriously if wanted to save $2 on my phone bill I would go to your company I don't need you bothering me on my days off work, ok rant over.

Frankie, I'm going to hell also, but if you're going to take over the place I guess I better change my ways & see if I can go some where else. 

[spc]

I usually answer the door in my boxers with a beer in one hand and handgun in the other

[CndnMax]

as soon as he wrote bloody shirt i knew what was coming.
glad i don't have to deal with these types of things-private community-.

[RVertigo]

[snooty accent]I live in a gated community[/snooty accent]


More like a fence to keep people from stealing crap from our porch...  Doesn't work very well, though.  Someone stole the lighters off of the little table out there. 

[pandy]

We just let our Pitbull answer the door. 

[genEricStL]

I've been thinking of making a kit to keep by the door ... if I see them coming , i'll drop my pants , open the kit and grab the stuff out & ask them for help with it . Simple eh ? 











All i need is nipple clamps , leiderhosen , jumper cables & one of the old military field phones, some pastachio pudding , some chaps , one of An's sheep ...

[spc]

Hell Yeah!!!!!!
But I dont think An will give up one of his sheep.....maybe jughead can hook ya up

[yamahonkawazuki]

^haha you have to admire their resilience and patience.

Raid, shine, dust and snow...they'll walk to your house with broad smiles to introduce you to their heaven.

~unless they're mormons...because even converted mormons don't go to heaven.  That's got to be a really, really tough sale.  "We'd like you be convert to Mormonism but we can't offer you salvation."  Or is that Jehovah's Witnesses?

yes and yesm, they are. most of the time, you tell tehm whatever it is y0ou are, usually thyre cool with it. many times, you se an odd car oparked on your road, you know theyre coming. you can hide 

[spc]

You do mean hide in your sniper blind right?  Hell they like jesus so much I'll help em see him sooner

[Jake D]

I was waiting for the dog to hump somebody's leg. 

It did sort remind me of the famous scene from "Friday":

Old Woman:  "I'm here today to find out if you're prepared for the judgment day. . . 'Cause if you ain't. . ."

Trey: <shuts door in her face>

Old Womand: "Well F*CK YOU TOO!  Half dead motherf*cker. . . "