Hey Juggy

[bubba zanetti]

I got my UFOB membership, I'm member #72 

[Jughead]

Congratulations Bubba. Welcome to the Ugly Fat Old Bastards.The Australian Members will be Around to your Place Shortly for the Initiation Rituals and Virgin Scacrifice. OK you Supply the Beer and Wagon Wheels.

[bubba zanetti]

Congratulations Bubba. Welcome to the Ugly Fat Old Bastards.The Australian Members will be Around to your Place Shortly for the Initiation Rituals and Virgin Scacrifice. OK you Supply the Beer and Wagon Wheels.

I can supply the beer for the initiation, but they're going to have to bring their own virgin cause I'm all out. 

[Jughead]

I think that they may have several in Reserve.If not I think I can send over a Sasquatch or some other rarity as a Stand in. Cause I think were all out of Virgins here in the States.We could Send An but I think he would do too much Kicking and Screaming before we got Him Boxed up.

Oh yeah and we will need a Picture of you.You know a Pose Something Like Parksie and El'Capitan Belly buster here.

[bubba zanetti]

So I have to find an old picture & chop my face into it?

[Jughead]

Nope that isn't photoshopped.

Just Kidding.

[bubba zanetti]

Wow they are old 

[Jughead]

Well yeah Sort of Listen  to What Infinate Wisdom they may Hold. It's Mostly Gas but if it comes out Be Nice and Listen to it.

[yamahonkawazuki]

#77 here  dammit where are my virgins, or did bubba steal them all, waitaminute, this is tn, there ARE NO virgins around here 

[bubba zanetti]

Welcome yama, I'll make sure there's a spare virgin for you   

[Jughead]

All Virgins,if Found,Go to the State Leaders. 

Welcome to the UFOB Yama. 

[werase643]

definition of a virgin in TN..... or the south in general

any girl older than 10 that can run faster than her brothers....

[Jughead]

Hey Ken you know what a (Insert your Favorite State Here) Girl Says on a Date Don't You? Hey Dad get off your Crushing my Cigarettes.