Build your own bike.

[sledge]

Simply follow the instructions.

http://www.btinternet.com/~jhpart/bkencl3.htm

[ohgood]

WOW. Change the topic to: 56K WARNING. THIS LINK LEADS TO A HTML BOOK, WITH ILLUSTRATIONS !


Seriously man, it was like a 45 second load on 750K downlink here.

[darb85]

must not have been running that fast.  it took about 5 seconds for me.

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

instant for me

[GeeP]

Nice find sledge, I'll have to sit down and read it tonight.   

[sledge]

Geep?
The guy seems to have a bee in his bonnet regarding the UK government and the present state of our affairs, just ignore all the ranting, raving and BS......... I did. If you are unsure of the meaning of any of the terms or phrases he uses I will be happy to translate.

[NiceGuysFinishLast]

It's great when you need a translator for English! Errr... British..

[groff22]

Sledge speaks English, not British ... and Americans speak American

[ben2go]

instant for me

+1

Sledge speaks English, not British ... and Americans speak American

I speak redneck,hill billy,ebonics,and giechi AKA Charleston,South Carolina slang simuliar to Cajun accent

[frankieG]

Sledge speaks English, not British ... and Americans speak American

we all speak english..there is no such language as british or american

[Kasumi]

Ooo i dunno.

You try understanding someone from Yorkshire (my home county). Sadly ive lost my yocall accent and adopted one of these southernish ones.

[frankieG]

it is the same with many languages.  french for example, northern maine, quebec, new brunswick and paris french are all very different

[groff22]

Yep, different dialects is all.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dialects_of_the_English_language   

[frankieG]

that wini is fun to read

[Jay_wolf]

so frankie , if i told u , i went to answer the dog and bone . and in my Haste , i feel down the Apples and Pears , and Bruised My Boat ,
Then later on in the Evening , i felt a Lil Hank marvin , and decided to go out for my Michael Winner , and went and had  a ruby Murry ,
After that delightful meal , i went to the battlecruiser  to look for some Jack and Danny , 

You would no what im talking about

[frankieG]

no but i would understand every word.  read the wiki.  to have a separate language is much more intricate than poor grammar, spelling or slang

[Jay_wolf]

Its Cockney Rhyming Slang , And get over my spellling Please! I cant help it !

[frankieG]

done

[sledge]

HAHAHH nice one jay...try this one frankie

I went to the rub-a-dub last night but had too much laugh and titter. I woke up this morning with half a kebab in my pocket, the hattie jakes and a turtles head touching the cloth. I went to the khasi for a gypsies and a tom-tit and after a few minutes felt much better.......pretty awful dame judi though.

[bubba zanetti]

Usually if I've got a hangover, I'll have a dogs eye with some dead horse on it and I feel better after.