Serious question: Who here has had an Vasectomy???

[TheGoodGuy]

I wanna get snipped!!!!

I want to save my sperm somewhere for later and get snipped. Its the thought of pain down there that turns me off, but thought of having to pay for 18 yrs of child support with a woman you dont want to particularly have a child with is telling me what is a little bit of pain eh

So tell me your stories? How much did it hurt... 

[ben2go]

Please don't use yellow text.People with different colors for the board can't read your writing.


I am planning a non surgical vasectomy.That's where they find your tubes and clamp your sack so they can't move.Then they fill the tubes with cement/epoxy mixture with a syringe.I should've done it before I had kids.Love'm tho.Doc tells me the needle will sting like a bee and then the novacain will block the pain.After it wears off,it'll be sore but not aggonizing.

[spc]

Dude, no f%$king way anyone goes near there with needles or knives!!!

[ohgood]

we've got a 18 month old son now (woooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!!) and +1 on the way.

after this i'll prolly do it, it's safer for the wifey, and it means i can act like a horn dawg without worrying about another mini-me. from anybody. na, j/k.

the friends of mine that did it said it was like a hit to the nuts for a while.

the kids will know i lub dem, but they'll know we don't need anymore

[Jughead]

Oh Hell No I'll stick with Rubbers.I've Castrated too many Bulls to have that done.Even though they Don't Take them out and Eat them for Supper I'd Still like to know mine's still Functioning Normally.

[yamahonkawazuki]

sorry im not planning on shooting blanks... yet 

[GeeP]

but thought of having to pay for 18 yrs of child support with a woman you dont want to particularly have a child with is telling me what is a little bit of pain eh

Probably best to steer clear of her then anyway.  Never know what SHE might have for YOU.  According to a recent study, 1 in 4 teens in America has a common STD.  Just the thought is a total turn off.   

[yamahonkawazuki]

indeed sir 

[ben2go]

I'm not saying to stop using condoms.If one breaks at least you'll know you'll die peacefully from an STD and not from a woman that has your baby. 




I have a child by a Buddha Loves You that I dated after high school.She was on birth control,yea right.I was young and dumb.My current gurl friend and I have been together for a while.We have a son and she has 2 gurls that live with us.I enjoy my 2 boys and luv them equally even the gurls that she had before me.

[spc]

but thought of having to pay for 18 yrs of child support with a woman you dont want to particularly have a child with is telling me what is a little bit of pain eh

Probably best to steer clear of her then anyway.  Never know what SHE might have for YOU.  According to a recent study, 1 in 4 teens in America has a common STD.  Just the thought is a total turn off.   

A study was performed at the University I attended in South GA.  It showed a 57% infected rate of some sort of STD   There were free condoms everywhere after that shaZam!

[TheGoodGuy]

Well I had a pregnancy scare that was proved negative today

more so now than later.. the earlier i get it done the better for me!!

otehrwise i got to be a hermit like someone here..

[spc]

Glad you're in the clear.  I've got a buddy a year younger than me that apparently can't figure out what causes pregnancy.  He's working on 3.

[ben2go]

Well I had a pregnancy scare that was proved negative today

more so now than later.. the earlier i get it done the better for me!!


otehrwise i got to be a hermit like someone here..

Is that negative for pregnancy or negative for it being yours? 

[spc]

Just so we're clear, this topic makes my balls hurt just thinking about it.

[TheGoodGuy]

Well I had a pregnancy scare that was proved negative today

more so now than later.. the earlier i get it done the better for me!!


otehrwise i got to be a hermit like someone here..

Is that negative for pregnancy or negative for it being yours? 

Negative for the pregnancy. If she is pregnant, by the off chance she will have another pregnancy test done in 7 days. We last had sex in jan, and since then she has already gone through one cycle. So its weird that she missed it when we havent had sex. She says she hasnt had sex with anyone else but who knows..

[ben2go]

I hope you don't find out, when the child turns 18, that it's not yours.

[spc]

 

[yamahonkawazuki]

WTFPWNED

[Kasumi]

Foookin hate those pregnancy scares - it doesn't matter how much protection you use if you hear that girl say she thinks thers summat up then you automatically doubt even how much protection you've used.

Thats the one plus side of not having a gf anymore - even tho there is no sex  least dont have to worry about things like that.

[Jughead]

I kinda Liked a Girl one time in Highschool.During a Football game one of my Buddy's talked me into going over and Ask Her If she wanted to set next to me and watch the Game.She Grabbed Hold of my Belt loop and Followed me to the Bleachers. Soon as we set down and Started Talking The First thing out of Her Mouth was "I'm Pregnant".The Next thing I said was "Oh F^$%!" and it took me all of about 3 seconds to get Lost.She wasn't Really Pregnant She was Just F*&^ed Up in the Head and My Buddy Knew it. Last time I saw Her was in the Office.She went into the Nut House for a While but Her Story was that Her mom Had Her Tubes Tied. I guess That Buddy of mine Still has a Good Laugh About it Every Day. The Girl Well She Got strung out on Heroine one day Left the Dealers House and Hit 2 Older People Head On.It Killed all 3 of them.Wasn't even a Mile from my House.