Barack Obama addresses the nation (Rev. Wright kerfluffle) (text)

[Gisser]

"My fellow whiteys.   Yes, if you recall I am half white and it is very politically expedient for us all to remember that now.   I'm glad to be speaking at you today.   As you may have heard I used to hang around black racists.   This was necessary to get elected at the local level and it pains me to say goodbye to them now.   But the reality is there are a lot more of you honkys spread out through this godforsaken racist country.   In fact, Michelle and I have had the good fortune to meet a few of you crackers.   What I am asking of you today is give me a clean slate.   Let's start over and forget whatever I did before today.   Because I will need every last one of you lily white red necks to vote for me this November.   Now go home, shut up, go watch American Idol, and I will see you in November.   Thank you and Go**amn America." 

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[yamahonkawazuki]

 

[CasiUSA]

Wait, I don't get it, that was far too clever for me....

[trumpetguy]

Wait, I don't get it, that was far too clever for me....

To "get it" you have to watch a lot of Faux News and have a nearly complete disregard for truth (but that's redundant, isn't it?).

[trumpetguy]

If you care enough to read the actual text of Obama's speech

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/03/18/obama.transcript/index.html

[pantablo]

you mean Obama didnt say "whitey"?

[El motociclista]

Wait, I don't get it, that was far too clever for me....

To "get it" you have to watch a lot of Faux News and have a nearly complete disregard for truth (but that's redundant, isn't it?).

Touche 

[yamahonkawazuki]

Wait, I don't get it, that was far too clever for me....

To "get it" you have to watch a lot of Faux News and have a nearly complete disregard for truth (but that's redundant, isn't it?).

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