cats

[jserio]

okay, the wife thinks for a first pet in the new home a cat would be a better choice than a dog because they tend to require less maint usually. we've owned a cat before and she was a great pet. kept to herself most of the time. we got rid of her though when my wife got pregnant. the little hussy got mean. i don't know why. she was fine before the pregnancy.  anyhow, since we aren't having anymore kids, i suppose a cat would make a cool companion for my little ones. it would eat less than a dog so i think it would be cheaper too. besides, can't ever have enough kitty cat in the house.  well, i'm not wanting a mangy cat. i want something sexy and stylish yet playful. independent but a good playmate for the kids too. and i don't want one that sheds 10 pounds of fur everyday.    any suggestions from other cat owners here? 

[Domindart]

a hairless cat!

[Teek]

Seriously, Sphinx cats are really cool, they feel like suede covered hot water bottles, don't shed ( probably need to wear little cat sweaters when it's cold though. ) My poodle pup was raised with one. They are expensive, but it's got to be worth it not to have cat hair on everything, even your food. That's why I have a Poodle, they are one of THE smartest dogs, are great people pleasers, are actually water retrievers (bred to fetch ducks etc. for hunters) and they do NOT shed. Plus they're really hypo-allergenic, like the Sphinx.

[bettingpython]

I reallly really really hate being a dog owner but my wife wanted a new puppy and brought home a rescued pitbull pup new years eve.

Even as fast as she has trained and using a crate for her she has ruined the carpet and carpet pad in our living room and it really pisses me off, especially with the whole submission thing where she gets excited and starts leaking on the damn floor when you go to give her a treat or try to train her and she gets excited. Don't get a dog unless the damn thing can stay outside full time if you don't wan't to f%$k up your carpet. Ok cat's, get one that's older and already litterbox trained, of course I hate litterboxes in my house as well, and if you don't keep it squeeky clean some cats will turn there nose up at it and just piss on any random soft spot they can find.

Get something quite and low maintenace, I bought my son a ball python when we lived in an apartment. Stays in cage that doesn't need cleaned everyday like a cat box does. Only needs fed once a week to 2 weeks and just needs the water tray topped off occasionally to promote proper humidity and offer the snake a soking spot.

[scottpA_GS]

i have a cockerspaniel and HE ROCKS! It took him 1 week of crate training and he was pee free after that  He was SUPER easy to train and is an AWESOME companion. He also only eats about one 10lb bag of food a month  We have a cat too but he makes more of a mess on the carpet than the dog hackin up  furballs and crap 

I say buy a dog! =) cockerspaniels are one of the easiest to train and best companion you could ask for.

[bubba zanetti]

One thing about cats, you can make some cool davey crockett type hats out of them. 

[spc]

Beagles look better as hats.....

Cats are like russian mob whores, ya get em high as hell and drunk and they're gonna shaZam! all over your carpet.................

[bucks1605]

One thing about cats, you can make some cool davey crockett type hats out of them. 

[Domindart]

I myself am more of a cat person.  I have two cats and adore them both.  I wish I could show some pics but I dont have my computer right now.  Cats are low maintennce.  Unless u want the sort of pet that you walk with and play with on a different level ie frizbee and such.. 

[frankieG]

how do you make a cat sound like a dog?

douse it in gas and light it....woooof

how do you make a dog sound like a cat?

freeze it and run it though a band saw....beeeyaaaaaaaaaaawwwww

i know bad jokes

[yamahonkawazuki]

↑↑↑↑ thats just sooooooooooooooo wrong ↑↑↑↑ 

[bubba zanetti]

Plus you can use a cat as a siren, just swing it around over your head by it's tail.

[bucks1605]

Plus you can use a cat as a siren, just swing it around over your head by it's tail.

A great use for a cat! Keep 'em coming. 

[ohgood]

Plus you can use a cat as a siren, just swing it around over your head by it's tail.

if you let it soak in the sun a while, a dead one will clear a room QUICK that way !

fresh kills are better for hats though.

[jserio]

hey, how did my thread get jacked into cool intresting was to use a cat? i just wanted some opinions on some cool cat breeds. haters, start  you own thread! you can title it, "i hate kitty cat" 

[Cal Price]

Beware Boris, the evil one...



He's very loving and likes to share, he brings me rats, dead or 90% dead fortunatley.

[frankieG]

oh this from the guy that posted no one is answering my post so i am drinking more beer 

hey, how did my thread get jacked into cool intresting was to use a cat? i just wanted some opinions on some cool cat breeds. haters, start  you own thread! you can title it, "i hate kitty cat" 

[jserio]

touche

[Jughead]

Here's a Good one for Free.

[jserio]

 :laugh:my wife saw that and said it was mean. i said yeah, but it's still funny.