I was a bad girl

[Toogoofy317]

Well, yesterday I did something totally stupid but I enjoyed it. I was not happy with my moto siting outside in the parking lot turning into a rust bucket. So, a friend of mine offered to let me keep it in his garage until my ankle healed.  It was about five miles from my house my friend does ride but he insisted that I try to ride it. He thought it would be good to get back in the saddle. Honestly, most of the ride didn't hurt I could apply the brake and when stopped could balance it on my tip toe. But, there was this bridge and it felt like I was bouncing around like a rubber ball and that tremendously aggravated my ankle which I am paying for today.

So, although I thoroughly enjoyed the ride I don't think I am quite ready to ride yet? what do you guys think

Mary S.

[ben2go]

My thoughts.Happy you're ok.Read where you had an accident on ya bike.I would've dun the same thing you did.Ride it to a safe place.However the title miss led me greatly.I was expecting something about bikes,leather undies,and a drafty ride in a warm place.Guess I'm just getting to be an old pervert. 


Just teasin. 

[Teek]

I thought the same thing, and I'm not thatold, I'm not a prevert, and I'm a girl... brainwashed by bad porn when I was a young'un I guess. 

[dgyver]

Wait until you heal a little more. It would suck injuring it more, prevent riding even longer.

When I bought my TLR, I had a broken left collar bone from a previous motorcycle wreck. Once trailered home, I had to ride. Extremely painful braking.

[Toogoofy317]

I guess to suit you pervs out there my post should have went like this:

Yesterday I did something totally stupid but erotic. I was upset because my pimpilicous ride was getting rust on it like an 80 year old Ho! So, my pimp said that as long as I ride it over in my leathers and whip him afterwards that I could store it in his crack house. So, I put on my best leather G-string and rode it hard for about five miles. My ankle hurt because the bridge felt like one of those cheap vibrating beds at work. So, I am paying for it today 'cause I can't wear my high heels to walk down OBT. So, Ya'll think I'm ready to ride my baby long and hard!

Okay that was really bad. Hope you get a chuckle out of it.

My ankle is really killing me today though after work ( no I don't walk OBT) I'm actually a security officer for Lock Heed Martin missle defense corporation. So, don't piss me off!

mary S

[spc]

Lockheed Marting: $17 Billion dollars and they can't even get Linux to work right in MDS   No offense to you, but LM engineers aren't the brightest bulbs

[yamahonkawazuki]

relevance? or a bad day at work 

[spc]

No, just pointing out that LM is almost as good at wasting money with no results as the government.

[yamahonkawazuki]

indeed, hehe i did some tech installs, mostly audio and stuff ehre in oak ridge. had to come back three times, morons could not figure out how to use a f%$king tv or powerpoint or whatnot. these guys were engineers. and they continually broke stuff, last time i returned, i said, if ive got to come back cause someone broke a piece of equipment, through THEIR fault, im going to have to charge for that. ( i made more than enough to deal with the "courtesy calls") but i was getting pissed. and dumbfounded

[Toogoofy317]

Dude,

They are dumber than a box of rocks. They know that we come around every two hours to make sure that they are 1) either in there or 2) the door is secured and they didn't leave any classified material laying around but, about half of them look suprised when I knock on the door to verify their ID. Then some of them yell at me for doing it. I'm like if you idiot's would lock the doors when your done and put the classified documents in the proper containers I wouldn't have to baby sit you. They have such an ego too.

The worst part of the job though is the approximately 700 tourist that get lost and end up on the property. They act like it is my fault that they are lost. Some of the idiots think the guard shack is a toll booth so they try to do a u-turn on a one-way street that leads to a busy road. About two months ago I almost got killed by one of them coming in on my bike and they came up the road the wrong way!

Fun times!

mary S

[spc]

Yeah, and I bet if you confront em about being retards they blame it on absent-mindedness because they're 'focusing' so hard on current projects................Do they even have internet filters??  I've met a few LM engineers and they seem like the lonely pervert type that would spend all day looking at porn at work

[ohgood]

Well, yesterday I did something totally stupid but I enjoyed it. I was not happy with my moto siting outside in the parking lot turning into a rust bucket. So, a friend of mine offered to let me keep it in his garage until my ankle healed.  It was about five miles from my house my friend does ride but he insisted that I try to ride it. He thought it would be good to get back in the saddle. Honestly, most of the ride didn't hurt I could apply the brake and when stopped could balance it on my tip toe. But, there was this bridge and it felt like I was bouncing around like a rubber ball and that tremendously aggravated my ankle which I am paying for today.

So, although I thoroughly enjoyed the ride I don't think I am quite ready to ride yet? what do you guys think

Mary S.

bah, you should have called. i'd have ridden your bike wherever, or tossed it in the truck. you know a quick trip to clearwater ( or is it st. pete ? can't remember) is no big deal

now don't go messing with it THIS week, gonna finally be in dallas till saturday

[The Buddha]

I guess to suit you pervs out there my post should have went like this:

Yesterday I did something totally stupid but erotic. I was upset because my pimpilicous ride was getting rust on it like an 80 year old Ho! So, my pimp said that as long as I ride it over in my leathers and whip him afterwards that I could store it in his crack house. So, I put on my best leather G-string and rode it hard for about five miles. My ankle hurt because the bridge felt like one of those cheap vibrating beds at work. So, I am paying for it today 'cause I can't wear my high heels to walk down OBT. So, Ya'll think I'm ready to ride my baby long and hard!

Okay that was really bad. Hope you get a chuckle out of it.

My ankle is really killing me today though after work ( no I don't walk OBT) I'm actually a security officer for Lock Heed Martin missle defense corporation. So, don't piss me off!

mary S

OK this post is worthless without pictures ... or a home video or somehting. Have a You tyoob link for it ?
Cool.
Buddha.

[Toogoofy317]

Thanks Ohgood for the offer I'm actually in Kissimmee would have been a bit of a long haul to take my bike less than five miles. My friend did follow me in his truck and if I needed to get off I could pull over and he would take control. Just the thought of someone else on my baby makes my heart skip a beat! I hope the surgery for your son goes well. If it is ok with you I will put him on our prayer list at church. Sure can't hurt!

Buddha,

I know your love for five dollar porn. I will go out to OBT and film some of the local wildlife for ya! Would you like drive in or dine out they offer both on OBT. For real skank I'd have to go down to Parramore but I'd probably got shot. 

Mary S.

[The Buddha]

Yes, the Buddha is about enlightenment and cheapo porno. Yea ...
Anyway, what is OBT ... and what part of the world is this, Brazil ? you dont have laws down there ? Kissimmee - yea, kissimmee to you too ... 
Cool.
Buddha.

[werase643]

rednek buddah
OBT= Orange Blossom Trail
it is the sleazy adult side of orlando/disney
at least it was about 20 yrs ago
probably worse now than then

[Toogoofy317]

Yeah, OBT or Orange Blossom Trail is mmmm bad oakay! It's the kinda place that if you have to stop on your bike for say a red light you pray someone doesn't come stab you and take off with your bike! Or if you ride without your gear on some homeless person might touch you and give you some communicable disease from anywhere in the world. I guess I will have to take a video and show you guys what you are missing at the world's top tourist destination! A cop a few days ago was tased by a guy sitting on his bike in a strip mall parking lot. That scares the bejesus out of me. If I get shockd with a taser it could kill me because of my defibrillator. Yet, any person can walk into any gun shop , army/navy surplus. or hell a flea market.

Wanna come on vacation down here! It's not all about the mouse you can go to wet' N wild where an 17 year old was shot!

I love my city! ANd yeah Buddha I'll kissayou! JK

Mary S.

[bucks1605]

OBT can't compare to OTR, that's a scary area! 

[spc]

I can think of a few worse neighborhoods.........

[ben2go]

I can think of a few worse neighborhoods.........

Mine.I have a whore house in front of me,2 crack houses next to that,another whore house behind and to the left of me.That's on my street with 8 houses on my street.It's 3x worse on the next street back.The reason I'm up at night is to protect my family and property from crack heads breaking into houses and cars.I've had 7 attempted break ins,3 actual break ins(no lose,I caught them),3 attempted auto break ins.I've also had 3 arson fires on my block,2 across from me.One arson damaged my house.All this happened last year.The crack heads get pissed off at the whores and burn their houses down, cause the hoes won't share the wealth.I would move but I'd loose my a$$.I own 2 houses next to each other.I live in one and refuse to rent the other.My combined property value is $32,000.If I was on the other side of the main road,my combined property value would be closer to $100,000.I despise most of South Carolina.