GS Sighting Calgary, AB

[LOUiE]

Walked out my door the other day and saw a guy on a red GS just pulling out after checking out MY bike.

Who are you?

It'd be nice to have some GS companionship in this area.
All the rest of you hosers are so far down south 

[yamahonkawazuki]

thats f%&ked up Eh?

[LOUiE]

dammit i wish I could retort with some witty comment using american slang.... Someone wanna help me out here???

so far I'm stuck with "duuuuuh" or 'Vote for Bush'... both equally ridiculous. 

[Jay_wolf]

How about... What do u mean your truck does 8 Miles Per Gallon.. Are You some F*cking Eco Warrior?

[yamahonkawazuki]

the canadian alphabet: A Eh, B Eh, C Eh, D Eh,......  , but hell you calgarians, how long is your riding season like?

[LOUiE]

but hell you calgarians, how long is your riding season like?

i dont want to talk about it... 


but honestly... if you can get past the initial bout of hypothermia... maybe late Oct.  Then riding again in  April... if there isn't snow.

[The Buddha]

Oh yea ... canadian eh ... These aren't all canada jokes, in fact some actually flatter canada ... OK they dont ... but atleast its not the butt ...
Lets try this ...
Quebec still part of canada ... huh ... they want out, you guys want them out, but they still here ... huh.
Or ... why does quebec want out of canada. Yea, they cant bear one more of those canadian winters.
Riding season ... yea you guys are so lucky ... you have a season just for riding ... I mean, we down here just have to manage a ride just whenever we can.
Back to the quebec jokes. The prime minister is from quebec ( Jean Chrietien), the opposition minister is from quebec (Lucien Bouchard), the finance minister is from quebec (Paul Martin) ... obviously the needs of quebec aren't being met in canada.
What is the motto of Quebec - Je me souviens - I remember. OK so what do you remember.
What do you call a canadian with 1/2 a brain - Quebecois. What do you call a quebecois with 1/2 a brain. A NewFi.
What is 1000 miles long dead straight and has 2 lights facing each other at each end. The roads through the priaries.
How come after the referendum quebec is still here.
Cool.
Buddha.

[The Buddha]

Oooo I almost forgot ... You elected this clown ...

http://www.primeministers.ca/trudeau/intro.php


For 16 years ... 68-84. Now that is a dig at canada.
Cool.
Buddha.

[LOUiE]

I've only got one...  that I can remember anyway...

did you hear they raised the drinking age to 31 in [insert State here]?  yeah... they want to to keep alcohol out of the highschools


oh yeah... Stephen Harper is our PM now... update your jokes    

[The Buddha]

Right in Arkansas ... however You show them your ID upside down and the clerk reads your 13 year age as 31 and OK.

BTW that rule is so counter productive though ... cos no one past 10 is even going to school in arkansas.

And by the age of 31 they are doing meth anyway.

Cool.
Buddha.

[frankieG]

jean chretien retired years ago, so did paul martin after becoming PM for a while , he may be from Quebec but he is Anglo.   the prime minister is Stephen Harper from alberta our red neck version of george bush.  the opposition leader is a liberal stephane dion and not a separatist.  lucien buchard has been gone for 10 years or more  quebec does not want to separate. there is just a vocal minority.  3 referendum and all voted no to separation.  man where did u get your info?  fox news?

[The Buddha]

Oh ... yea that was the whole joke ... quebec voted to not separate and yet there were people (Bouchard) running on a separation platform.

And I got my news from much more reliable sources. Royal canadian air farce.

Cool.
Buddha.

[yamahonkawazuki]

jean chretien retired years ago, so did paul martin after becoming PM for a while , he may be from Quebec but he is Anglo.   the prime minister is Stephen Harper from alberta our red neck version of george bush.  the opposition leader is a liberal stephane dion and not a separatist.  lucien buchard has been gone for 10 years or more  quebec does not want to separate. there is just a vocal minority.  3 referendum and all voted no to separation.  man where did u get your info?  fox news?

Naaah it was prolly CNN or some otehr liberal site 

[Chokstick]

jean chretien retired years ago, so did paul martin after becoming PM for a while , he may be from Quebec but he is Anglo.   the prime minister is Stephen Harper from alberta our red neck version of george bush.  the opposition leader is a liberal stephane dion and not a separatist.  lucien buchard has been gone for 10 years or more  quebec does not want to separate. there is just a vocal minority.  3 referendum and all voted no to separation.  man where did u get your info?  fox news?

Funny!

[The Buddha]

Faux News.
Cool.
Buddha.

[yamahonkawazuki]

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