End of The World? 10/9/2008

[yamahonkawazuki]

good one....don't let me get away with that bull shaZam! 

damn right, id drive to NB and whip your liberal ass, from Fredericton , to gaspay and back , no coke. but hell get drunk and a few hookers?

[Kasumi]

Just Hours Away , Steven Hawkings made me feel safe , If this is the end , what a f%$king ride its been 

Amen to that!

p.s. i thort id let you know after the event that these collisions happen around you all the time, the only difference with this is that they have a controlled environment to watch them in.

[theUBS]

See Google this morning?

[frankieG]

so r we in another dimension now?  our overlord a giant juice laden coke crazed bunny

[LPC2104]

They've only turned the machine on.  The begining of the end won't come for another 30 days or so when they smash stuff.

[Jay_wolf]

I dont no what the hype was , they didnt even mention its gonna tested , i thought it was the gonna happen today! l 21th october thats the day it all hits the fan

[Kasumi]

Lol, that would be careless off them, never tested it before and they just flicked it on to full power and stood back and watch the shaZam! hit the fan. Nah just testing, all theyve done is fired two seperate beams today.

Plus like i said before particles are colliding with each other all the time at the speed of the light micro milimeters from your head, have you been sucked into a black hole 

Id be more worried about the whole thing melting from teh heat of the magnets than creating a black hole. Chill out have a beer.

[The Buddha]

But think about it, the first people to be gobbled up by the black hole will be the french and the swiss. Yea, the french think they can surrender their way out of this ... but are they in for a surprise ...
Cool.
Buddha.

[Kasumi]

Yea, the french think they can surrender their way out of this ... but are they in for a surprise ...

f%$king funniest thing i've read in ages. I spat my tea over the keyboard lol

[theUBS]

Yea, the french think they can surrender their way out of this ... but are they in for a surprise ...
Cool.
Buddha.

<snicker, snicker, snicker> ...okay, I can't hold it!

[jserio]

that was pretty fuckin funny....     

[b_long_1]

 

[yamahonkawazuki]

now google "the complete military history of france"

[b_long_1]

 

[The Buddha]

now google "the complete military history of france"

Military ... they have a military ...
I was there in 2004, as I got off the plane they shouted all hail the Buddha, and did a hitler salute and knelt down ... I said OK, and I went to the cafe they had, and they charged me $14 for a cup of coffee, and I went ohhh this is their game, all surrender on the outside, all expensive on the inside.
Cool.
Buddha.

[frankieG]

man check your history. 

1. the american revolution was a losing battle until the french joined in.  ever wonder where the statue of liberty came from?  no french help no america...period.
2. in WW1 it was the french that stopped the germans
3. oh not again it was the french that held off the germans so that the british army could escape. 
3. in ww2 it was the french that made d day possible
4. it was the french who was kicking ass in vietnam until the american took over

this whole anti french thing is just american ignorance of history. 
america did not rescue anyone in ww1 or ww2. we stayed out of it until we made as much money as possible as war profiteers and joined in the fight when it was convenient.

[Juan1]

Military ... they have a military ...
I was there in 2004, as I got off the plane they shouted all hail the Buddha, and did a hitler salute and knelt down ... I said OK, and I went to the cafe they had, and they charged me $14 for a cup of coffee, and I went ohhh this is their game, all surrender on the outside, all expensive on the inside.
Cool.
Buddha.

Who needs a military when no one can afford to invade you?

[jserio]

hmm....my history books said that we, america, saved the french's ass, not the other way around. and the Statue of Liberty was a gift from France you are correct.  the only reason you say the french "stoped" the germans is because they couldn't go any farther once they got across france! a little thing called the english channel. and the british helped us at d-day thank you. my grandfather was there. para-trooper at Normandy. lost his hearing driving across northern france and the jeep next to his hit a landmine. many cheers to gramps! 

[Jay_wolf]

I think i have it Wierd

My dads side grandad fought in the war , On the German Side
My mums side Grandad fought for the British . I was kool either way!

[The Buddha]

Apparently there are 40 words for surrender in french. Now these I believe sound very very much like other commonly used words in french. So for example when they say "I want breakfast", It sounds like "I want to surrender" So I think they surrender by accident when the general wakes up in the morning and asks for his breakfast. See how easy that explaination is. Yea ...
Cool.
Buddha.