Holy crap, I'm glad I'm not this guy:

[bikejunkie223]

 From Fark.com: Man sues doctors for having circumcision and waking up with amputated pee pee. Doctors say they discovered cancer and made emergency decision. Man still goes "WTF, YOU CUT OFF MY pee pee"

http://consumerist.com/5054482/man-sues-doctors-for-amputating-pee pee

Jesus, that sucks big time- no amount of money can fix that.

[theUBS]

...this just in:

Don't have your circumcision done in KY!!

Honestly! What's going on down there?!  ...coincidentally, that's what he said...