Tools of the trade

[shiznizbiz]

A crappy pair of diagonal snips with dents in the cuttign edges from where theyve been used to snip the exposed shafts off of bent over nails.
A full set of completely dull drill bits that dont drill, they burn/rub  a hole in stuff
The ole' coffee can of nuts, bolts, screws, and misc fasteners that didnt find thier homes after the "rebuilds"

[makenzie71]

no one's mentioned a block of wood.

My favorite redneck tool has been a socket with notches cut out so that it'll fit Suzuki spanner nuts.

[cafeboy]

block of wood.

Yea, got to have a few 2x4 blocks 

[yamahonkawazuki]

Beer or whiskey. either in enough quantity will fix anything. if not borrow terrys det cord

[Jughead]

Beer or whiskey. either in enough quantity will fix anything. if not borrow terrys det cord

True.

[cstilt]

My favorite tool is profanity. A few well screamed words will make that nut come right off.  That don't work, break out the cutting torches. Who says you can't make a square peg fit a round hole?

[yamahonkawazuki]

speaking of alky, ive got a full bottle of french vodka, im taking to my shop in the am, to pull my 13b from my rx7, ill cuss, get drunk, that f%$king Buddha Loves You will come right ont

[cafeboy]

Who says you can't make a square peg fit a round hole?

If it wont fit you need a bigger hammer   

[shiznizbiz]

or a bigger hole, or trim away the corners on the peg with the claw on a claw hammer..lol...theres always a way.  remember, insanity and genius are closely related in the engineering field....lmao