story of the walmart greeter

[Desert Rat]

After landing my new retirement job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.


About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud-mouthed, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

[jserio]

     

[cafeboy]

nice 

[bucks1605]

Great "heat of the moment" thinking. I would of thought of something witty like that 10 minutes after it happened. 

[scottpA_GS]

I soo hope thats a true story 

 

[ohgood]

After landing my new retirement job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.


About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud-mouthed, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

LMAO ! your surpervisor was wrong. you're perfect for it, and should spread more common sense around if you don't mind.

that was some funny stuff right thar !

[grayghost]

i LOVE it Desert!!!
it reminds me of the ol Winston Churchill quote where the woman at a function told him "Mr Churchill, you are drunk!"
"Yes, madam," was the reply. "And you are ugly, however, in the morning i'll be sober, and you, on the other hand, will still be UGLY."

[jserio]

 

[yamahonkawazuki]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA damn hurts to laugh  but hell AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i needed a good laugh. that sounds like me sometimes

[ABSOLUTNATI]

Great "heat of the moment" thinking. I would of thought of something witty like that 10 minutes after it happened. 

We know that's right!

[annguyen1981]

lmao