I might go hello kitty on this one. RANT

[cundalini]

I posted this on my other forum on my birthday. After getting home and getting drunk I posted there. I woke up wanting to delete it thinking maybe it was a little too angry.
By that time, it was almost three pages long of replies. No one was offended. I hope its not too offensive here either. If it is, I will remove it or ask a mod to help me remove it.
Thanks for reading it, I am just gonna copy and paste it from other forum.
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If easily offended, maybe don't read this one. that said.....

I bought my wife her first bike.
The color is too girly for her. I think we both want to paint it.
For now, it is teal green with a pink stripe.
My beloved vfr is getting worked on.
I am riding hers.
I had no idea how attached my ego was to my VFR until I got on her
teal and pink bike.
LOLZ.
The gs500e is a REAL fun ride.
At any rate. I went out tonight to get us necessities.
Booze. Smokes. toilet paper.
As I sat at a stop light some jack off in a big ford truck with his white trash lady friend
looked over at me and said look at this nancy boy on his little green bike.
I am okay with being called a nancy boy. I got a hot ass wife, and I really don't care what nancy boys do.... doesn't affect me. I have a mission. Make money, make babies, make freinds, ride. Also I like youtube and videogames.
But I wasn't about to let this dude insult my wifes new ride. Jackasses need to pay.
So I leaned over and said:
Excuse me, WHUT?!
Wanker said: I wasn't talking to you.
ME: To me or about me?
Wanker: Niether dude.
Light: Green.
As he took off as fast as his truck could go, I noticed 2 things....
1. gs500e ( teal and pink ) is fast enuff to pass a f150 whilst flipping the pilot of said f150 off.
2. It was the harley edition.
Good laugh on the way home. He was pissed. Didn't have his harley, so that was his brub brub bruuuub.

The best part was I slowed way down, after passing him and we eventually wound up at the same red light. As soon as I pulled up next to him, he ran the light to get away from me and my little nancy boygy teal and pink bike.
funny thing is, I got no ego. I am genuinly a nice guy.
people suck.
My plans to ride the wifes bike thru winter may get modified. I may paint it pink with the hello kitty in white on the side. I may get matching gear as well.

God I love to ruin certain people.

anyways that was just a rant. Will probobly delete this post by morning, mainly made it for the peeps in the chatroom tonight, and will probably pain the bike flat black with a big danzig skull on it. LOL. equally as nancy boygy, but at least something I like.

P.S. Ford F150 Harley Edition is the most nancy boy assed thing I can think of now, jackoff.
Also your girl fit the profile. Ugly. Go bang that oh my goodness, but remember you ran away from some nancy boy on a teal and pink bike.
argh. too many assholes out there. I was just out to get toilet paper to wipe my own. I guess there isn't enuff TP to solve the @$$hole problem.

Oh, and I posted this for everyone on chat and was about to delete it and then I remembered. I cant delete the thread....just a post.

Guess I am the real @$$hole now.

[cundalini]

HAHAHAH Proofreading shows some of my curse words were automaticly edited by the site. I'll make nice and use other more intelligent adjectives.
Just so you know tho, The guy didn't call me a nancy he called me something that started with an f. But I will leave nancy boy or whatever in its place so I don't offend anyone...........
Cheers!
-C

[The Buddha]

Yea that showed them ... lets see how many nancy boy's have a handle like Cundalini now ... and its K not c I believe ... but who cares its a sanskrit word ...
Cool.
Buddha.

[O.C.D.]

why is this here? 

[Chanse]

Lol you guys...... The only thing that comes to mind when you say hello kitty is the scene on blade trinity where Ryan Reynolds says " yeah we all have em... Mines under the hello kitty tattoo on my arse.. No really its under the hello kitty tattoo on my arse... " LMAO

[cundalini]

Yea that showed them ... lets see how many nancy boy's have a handle like Cundalini now ... and its K not c I believe ... but who cares its a sanskrit word ...
Cool.
Buddha.

It's C. I thought it was K ( like the yoga word ) and originly I used that as my handle. but someone sent me a screen shot of the credits to mad max, and so I changed my name to match.

[cundalini]

why is this here? 

It is here because some guy felt the need to punk me out for riding a gs instead of a harley.

[centuryghost]

why is this here? 

It is here because some guy felt the need to punk me out for riding a gs instead of a harley.

I think OCD means why is this thread not in the odds n' ends

[cundalini]

I didn't know there was a section like that. I am new. I will gladly PM a moderater and ask it to be moved to an appropriate section. thanks guys, im here for the ride, and for the fun. Never trying to offend anyone.
-C
EDIT:
I sent a PM to a moderator. Hopefully this will get fixed before everyone hates me. 

[centuryghost]

Don't worry, we already hate you 

[ohgood]

Don't worry, we already hate you 

LOL !

this is funny ass stuff. happens allot, or at least t ome. maybe i need a hello kitty sticker too. or a tattoo.

[Paulcet]

LOL

I liked it, myself!

And don't worry about the language.  There's a vulgarity filter thread in the Tard Farm.  Most of us have read it, so we translate ourselves on the fly.  And I don't have to worry about my 11 and 7 year-old kids asking me what "those words" mean!

[tt_four]

Haha, I was here for years before I realized that 'oh my goodness' wasn't just a popular phrase. I only noticed it when I was re-reading one of my posts and noticed it a couple months ago.

I've said it before.... I have no problems with the motorcycles, or people who want to ride them, but I think there's nothing more pathetic than full grown men whose life revolves around their harley davidson. The guys who are riding around with their leather vests in their motorcycle gang because they just forgot to grow up at some point. That's a good story though.

You want something to boost your ego.... you should try riding my wife's moped in public. She brought one home for me as well, but I haven't gotten it running right yet, and the motivation is slim. Nothing quite like a top speed of 30mph when everyone around you is going 40, and fighting your way up hills at 15mph.

[ver4]

I ride a red and pink bike. 

[yamahonkawazuki]

pandy here one night was bored wanting to add to the filters here. we were talking on a messenger, and hte one that coems out as buddha loves you , among other thigns, i had suggested. yes i was a wee bit tipsy so ill take hte blame, anyhoo back to rest and recovery take care

[bettingpython]

Yea that showed them ... lets see how many nancy boy's have a handle like Cundalini now ... and its K not c I believe ... but who cares its a sanskrit word ...
Cool.
Buddha.

Mad Max man... geez you're dense.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1932598/

[cundalini]

yoos guys are the isht, thanks for making me feel welcome. would reply to each and every post, but I finally got the day off and its time to lay in bed with the wifey and watch the TV. take care buddies.
P.S. budha loves you came up a bunch in my original thread hehehe. ok im out guys/gals thanks again

[The Buddha]

So in mad max you see it with a C Is this movie in text, cos man that would be so cool.
Cool.
Buddha.

Yea that showed them ... lets see how many nancy boy's have a handle like Cundalini now ... and its K not c I believe ... but who cares its a sanskrit word ...
Cool.
Buddha.

Mad Max man... geez you're dense.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1932598/

[natedawg120]

So in mad max you see it with a C Is this movie in text, cos man that would be so cool.
Cool.
Buddha.

Yea that showed them ... lets see how many nancy boy's have a handle like Cundalini now ... and its K not c I believe ... but who cares its a sanskrit word ...
Cool.
Buddha.

Mad Max man... geez you're dense.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1932598/

you never stay for the credits or just fast forward them too, awesome 

[tt_four]

IMDB spells it with a C