Absolutely worst Fu(%ing polish girl joke.

[The Buddha]

OK so now that I am watching olympic skating ... I have figured out its "show the world your pu$$y day".

In light of that ... how did I find out that this chick that was skating was polish ?

Yea ... she wasn't wearing panties.

BTW ... this winter olympics are the gayest ever ...

Cool.
Buddha.

[Jughead]

OK so now that I am watching olympic skating ... I have figured out its "show the world your pu$$y day".

In light of that ... how did I find out that this chick that was skating was polish ?

Yea ... she wasn't wearing panties.

BTW ... this winter olympics are the gheyest ever ...

Cool.
Buddha.

What? and I missed it? Oh well i was gettin Pu$$y.

[PachmanP]

OK so now that I am watching olympic skating ... I have figured out its "show the world your pu$$y day".

In light of that ... how did I find out that this chick that was skating was polish ?

Yea ... she wasn't wearing panties.

BTW ... this winter olympics are the gheyest ever ...

Cool.
Buddha.

Pics or it didn't happen!!!!1111oneoneoneeon

[makenzie71]

What was her name?  I want a video...

[ver4]

What was her name?  I want a video...

Me too!

[The Buddha]

Of course y'all know the german chick seeing that the polish chick won the gold decided she was gonna do that ...

She got disqualified for being a guy ...

Cool.
Buddha.

[makenzie71]

Dude...I wanna say your English has improved dramatically ove rthe last couple years...but your English may be perfect and you just started here typing like you just discovered the language...either way...I can understand what you write perfectly now.  But I still have no idea what you mean.

[The Buddha]

You clown ... my english has always been perfect ... its my typing, and its not improved at all ... thought I am getting used to typing in a tiny lap top keyboard.

Anyway I was talking about olympic figure staking ... I saw so many panties I decided to make a joke out of it.
So ...
The polish chick forgot to wear panties ... and won gold.

German chick tried to copy that trick, and got disqualified for being a dude.

Cool.
Buddha.

[bettingpython]

Of course y'all know the german chick seeing that the polish chick won the gold decided she was gonna do that ...

She got disqualified for being a guy ...

Cool.
Buddha.

LOL thats funny right there!

Man did you start using rosetta stone or something? Your english has really improved.

[makenzie71]

You clown ... my english has always been perfect ... its my typing, and its not improved at all ... thought I am getting used to typing in a tiny lap top keyboard.

I don't think you can blame grammar and sentence structure on a keyboard 

Now that I know what you mean, though....lol

[The Buddha]

Sentence structure ... WTF is that. Come on dont tell me you're all hung up on sentence diagraming ... screw you.
I am sorta a conversation style typist.
Pause = ... and I use case and tense and whatever ...

Cool.
Buddha.

[annguyen1981]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091214134038AACLplE



Ok.. back to Buddha.  Name? pics? article? video?  WTF?!?!?!?

[raivis]

HAHAHAHAHAHA
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091214134038AACLplE



Ok.. back to Buddha.  Name? pics? article? video?  WTF?!?!?!?

dude looks like either coloniel sanders or the boos man of walker, texas ranger    hahahahahaha        and buddha   that was funny   some people just dont understand   hahaha

[ke7syv]

What's you ethnicity buddah? I've always wondered if maybe that's why I'm unable to understand WTF your talking about. I've caught on to the whole conversation style of typing. Kinda unique...
BTW... nice joke, but do you know why they don't have ice cubes.
They lost the recipe.

[Toogoofy317]

OUCH 

buddha like Yoda no?

Mary

[Toogoofy317]

OUCH 

buddha like Yoda no?

Mary

[jeremy_nash]

What's you ethnicity buddah? I've always wondered if maybe that's why I'm unable to understand WTF your talking about.

has nothing to do with ethnicity at all, (which is indian BTW)

has more to do with getting drunk and posting on internet message boards,  lol

[The Buddha]

Clowns ... all of you.

Some people I cannot understand on the boards. My good friend Jared (GS twinner and upholstery man extraordinaire) who I have met and get along great, I can talk to him and get it perfectly, but on the board I just dont.

Anyway Indians most of the ones in their 40's and under were almost all taught with english as their first language. So you never find non english literate people mostly in India. Typing is all great, but they can sound in comprehensible, even for other Indians due to their accents. So its the opposite of what you describe here.

Cool.
Buddha.

[jeremy_nash]

I didnt agree with him, I just answered his question.
and I still think I'm right tho! 

if they are taught english as their first language, why is it hard to understand them anytime I have to call a customer support line?

[The Buddha]

I didnt agree with him, I just answered his question.
and I still think I'm right tho! 

if they are taught english as their first language, why is it hard to understand them anytime I have to call a customer support line?

Not all Injuns are taught english as their first language. Atleast till the mid 90's, it was more $ and you had to get private school education as well as make sure you were getting english as the medium of education. Sadly a lot of companies dont check for that when hiring people.
Cool.
Buddha.