Sandwiches

[Homer]

I'm tired of buying ham and cheese in separate packages, when I'm just gonna mix them together anyway. 
Meanwhile, Food Lion sells pre-boiled and shelled eggs. 
Someone is to blame for this.  Discuss. 

[spc]

Could it be George W. Bush's fault???

[Deros514]

No that was totally last term. It's Obama's fault!

[joshr08]

they make a ham and cheese loaf atleast they do here in michigan.

[yamahonkawazuki]

No that was totally last term. It's Obama's fault!

yup now time to blame obama or the obamanatrix ( michelle). but yeah teh ham and cheese loaf is pretty good. OR locate some spiced luncheon laof. kinda liek ham, but with spices in it. cut into strips makes a damn good poor mans bacon 

[mister]

We get Ham & Cheese on a bun. Six buns in a pack. Yummy by itself. Some people use those buns to make sandwiches with other ingredients.

Michael

[Elijafir]

Here ya go:
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Oscar-Mayer-Cold-Cuts-Ham-Cheese-Loaf-16-oz/10292645

[yamahonkawazuki]

Here ya go:
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Oscar-Mayer-Cold-Cuts-Ham-Cheese-Loaf-16-oz/10292645

yup

[Homer]

I'm not eating anything called "loaf".  
I choose to ignore it's very existence.  

I want pure animal muscle layered with sliced, solidified cow boob-juice.  Pre-packaged as such, for my convenience. 

[Elijafir]

write to oscar mayer.. they may think it's a good idea and start production immediately.

[mister]

If you think any sliced ham is Pure Animal Muscle then you are mistaken.

I prefer to think of cheese as solidified moldy cow pus.

Michael

[Toogoofy317]

I'm sorry but I will not eat processed cheese food! Really how does that in anyway sound appetizing. The Delux real american cheese is where it's at! I luv me some grilled turkey and cheese hmm maybe I'll go make one now!

Mary

[yamahonkawazuki]

I'm not eating anything called "loaf".  
I choose to ignore it's very existence.  

I want pure animal muscle layered with sliced, solidified cow boob-juice.  Pre-packaged as such, for my convenience. 

packed with teh unofficial ingredients, ( lips and assholes)

[joshr08]

I'm sorry but I will not eat processed cheese food! Really how does that in anyway sound appetizing. The Delux real american cheese is where it's at! I luv me some grilled turkey and cheese hmm maybe I'll go make one now!

Mary

isnt all cheese processed?  where do you pull on a cow to get a slice of delux cheese?

[Homer]

I've made my own cheese and my own ham, so yes - there is such a thing as non-processed. 
But, I'm a city-slicker now. 
The "convenience" isn't all it's cracked up to be. 

[joshr08]

isnt there a process to making all cheese?  so in turn wouldnt all cheese be processed? you cant goto a cheese tree and pick a few slices for dinner.

[Deros514]

Ive always thought processed cheese was that fake crap made out of wax and yellow food coloring, without a hint of any sort of dairy product.

[Homer]

I love posting pointless crap and watching what type of argument it degrades into.  
And, which stance is taken by which personality type.  

Here, for instance, we have an individual arguing semantics over cheese.  CHEESE.  

So much win.  

Edit:
Don't be fooled, Deros.  Anyone with the intelligence to argue semantics either already knows the facts, or can easily learn them. 
There's lots of folks like that here.  I was hoping to see two of them go b@lls-out in a war over sandwich meats.  But, I can't let a fellow nerd get caught in the mix.   

[mister]

I used to work at a place that made cheese out of vegetable oil. Imitation cheese. Looked like cheese. Tasted like cheese. Melted on pizza like cheese. But it was vegetable oil with things added to it.

And then we have duck cheese.

Michael

[Homer]

Oh snap!