All I can say is WOW!

[Twisted]

My future wife - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFE6DdIBUj8

[Unsane]

She would snap you in half - but I'm sure you would enjoy it!
When is the wedding?

[Unsane]

Maybe we can have a double wedding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEYpGibVJQ&feature=related

[Twisted]

Ha ha deal! I'll bring the pole you bring the red pvc suit

[tt_four]

You wanna talk about dream girls that could snap me in half...
I watched 2 seasons of American gladiators just for this girl haha

http://youtu.be/jZ4bwBGKNIY

[PachmanP]

I'd...something something...dance my pole...something something...

[shonole]

You wanna talk about dream girls that could snap me in half...
I watched 2 seasons of American gladiators just for this girl haha

http://youtu.be/jZ4bwBGKNIY

I knew who it was even before I opened it.

[tt_four]

I knew who it was even before I opened it.

Haha, it's a pretty safe bet, although to be fair there are other acceptable answers

[mister]

Maybe we can have a double wedding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEYpGibVJQ&feature=related

Holy Crap, she could suck your nuts while you achem achem. Dayam!

[J_Walker]

I'm so confused.. This thread.... Why aren't these women in the kitchen? WTF Is wrong with you guys. Any women can suck your junk.. not every women could make a good pasta tho! GOSH!!!

[mister]

Not any woman can such your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out.

[J_Walker]

Not any woman can such your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out.

Mister.. I question your spelling sometimes, are you native English? Not that I'm a grammar Nazi, but sometimes its not even spelled wrong, just stated wrong.

but to what you said, You'll be starving then.. f%$k I like a good meal after I'm done making my girls love me some more..

[bill14224]

Except for the walking part I first saw such pole control 30 years ago, but yeah, she's way hot.

[Paulcet]

Not any woman can such your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out.

Mister.. I question your spelling sometimes, are you native English? Not that I'm a grammar Nazi, but sometimes its not even spelled wrong, just stated wrong.

Ummm....  He's freakin' Australian!  Have you read some of your own posts?

[shonole]

Not any woman can such your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out.

Mister.. I question your spelling sometimes, are you native English? Not that I'm a grammar Nazi, but sometimes its not even spelled wrong, just stated wrong.

Ummm....  He's freakin' Australian!  Have you read some of your own posts?

Hahahahahahahahaha.  My thoughts exactly.

[XealotX]

I haven't sensed too many English Majors posting on this forum over the years (including myself...).

[yamahonkawazuki]

with attitudes like this i wonder how you have women in your life?

[mister]

Not any woman can such your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out.

Mister.. I question your spelling sometimes, are you native English? Not that I'm a grammar Nazi, but sometimes its not even spelled wrong, just stated wrong.

but to what you said, You'll be starving then.. f%$k I like a good meal after I'm done making my girls love me some more..

You know what your problem is Jay, you canna read right? You see, I write how you speak. I write this way because Most people mentally say the words in their heads. So it makes for more effective communication to write exactly how they say it to themselves in their heads.

So Mr English Lit... how about you point out, point by point exactly what you think is wrong with what I wrote. Better yet, as you can understand it - I think you can, I don't know you only being 19 and all - why don't you rewrite it how you think it should be written. Let us all then judge your literary awesomeness.

Here, I'll paste it for you to save you the effort...

"Not any woman can suck your junk while you hide the sausage. Normally that takes two women. Any woman can make a pasta or sandwich, and if they are no good you can always eat out."

Now correct away...

Michael

[Twisted]

Mister.. I question your spelling sometimes, are you native English? Not that I'm a grammar Nazi, but sometimes its not even spelled wrong, just stated wrong.

but to what you said, You'll be starving then.. f%$k I like a good meal after I'm done making my girls love me some more..

You should really start sentences with a capital. Oh man you asked for it 

[Twisted]

with attitudes like this i wonder how you have women in your life?

Hey now! I hold this woman in high regard!