SPLAT!! OWW!

[Pontiackid73]

I went out for a cruise today and took a bumblebee to the neck at 75mph. I though someone shot me with a paintball gun. OWWWW!
So that raises the question: Whats the worst thing you've hit/ been hit with while riding?

[adidasguy]

A yellow jacket hit me in the balls and decided to show me his stinger. I was on the way to the dentist. When I got there, I asked for some xylocane to apply to the affected spot to numb the pain.
We all had a good laugh about that one.

[burning1]

I went out for a cruise today and took a bumblebee to the neck at 75mph. I though someone shot me with a paintball gun. OWWWW!
So that raises the question: Whats the worst thing you've hit/ been hit with while riding?

Bird at about 70 miles per hour. Hit my shoulder. Imagine standing around in your gear while a major league pitcher takes shots at you.

[Bullfrog]

I got hit by a cockchafer at about 80 mph. The stupid beetle hit me directly on the helmet just like it aimed on my forehead. 
Sounded like a firecracker exploding right in front of me.

[comradeiggy]

Used to ride a motorcycle till I took a dragonfly to the knee.

[kyleGS500]

Used to ride a motorcycle till I took a dragonfly to the knee.

Holy cow best thing I have read all day. Never thought I'd see an arrow to the knee joke on here.


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[redge]

Used to ride a motorcycle till I took a dragonfly to the knee.

Holy cow best thing I have read all day. Never thought I'd see an arrow to the knee joke on here.


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[codajastal]

I hit a rather large dog at 70 and broke some of its teeth

[adidasguy]

I hit a rather large dog at 70 and broke some of its teeth

Wat? Did the dingo eat ya bike, mate?

[codajastal]

I hit a rather large dog at 70 and broke some of its teeth

Wat? Did the dingo eat ya bike, mate?

[Big Rich]

I had a chicken or rooster fly into my foot (and the engine) going about 35 mph.  There are ducks and geese in the area as well.

[Pontiackid73]

I hit a rather large dog at 70 and broke some of its teeth

jesus...did it break its teeth off into your leg?

[codajastal]

I hit a rather large dog at 70 and broke some of its teeth

jesus...did it break its teeth off into your leg?

Nah on my knee guards on the bike

[Suzuki Stevo]

Seagull Crap....it was white 

[adidasguy]

Close call tonight - almost hit 2 Canadian Geese that were SLOWLY walking across Beach Drive tonight. Couldn't believe it - nothing fazed them! They were taking their sweet time crossing a busy street. Not even a jump as I swerved around them. WTF!

[twinrat]

Ran  over a German  Shepard  in the rain at 60mph on a vt1100 ,stupid owner let it out of a van on the main highway  ,could only brace my self and hold bars tight .No damage but one sore dog.

[slipperymongoose]

I've seen my mate hit a scrub turkey, well it flew into his side I just saw the explosion of feathers.

[Bluesmudge]

I once had a bee fly into the sleeve of my leather jacket. It sucks trying to maintain control of the bike when all you want to do is try and take the jacket off.

[mister]

Bird Strike. Caught it on film too. Hit my shoulder and then was up and over. I was doing somewhere around 100kph.

Open visor, bee or some bloody large insect smacks into one of the lenses on my glasses. Stinging guts seeping into my eye while riding on the highway.

Night time, no street lights. Piece of 4x2 clips front wheel and flies up to smack into my foot. Knocked my foot off the peg. Doing about 110kph at the time.

Passed by a Busa. I was doing 130, he was doing significantly more. Flicks some rocks up at me. One smacks into the end of my finger so hard I thought I'd split my finger open through my gloves. The other hits me in the throat. That one broke the skin while my finger throbbed like a mother by no visible damage.

[The Buddha]

Nearly had my head taken off 18 years ago by a muffler off a rust bucket el camino in CA.
The worst living thing was a yellow jacket that ended up on my thigh and stung me. I was going pretty slow when it must have got on ... stung like a mofo. Worst part, that bugger flew away.
Cool.
Buddha.