OT: Heres The Daily

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A Texan, a guy from Illinois, and a Wisconsinite are riding Horses out on the range. The Texan, just to show off, pulls an expensive bottle of whiskey out of his saddlebag, takes a couple drinks, throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in mid-air.

The guy from Illinois is shocked and asks, "What are you doing?
That's a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"
The Texan replies, "In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey and bottles are cheap!"
A little while later, not wanting to be outdone, the guy from Illinois pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the bottle into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it,just like the Texan.
The guy from Wisconsin can't believe it. "What are you doing? That was a very expensive bottle of champagne.
With a wink to the Texan he says "In Chicago, there's plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."

About 15 minutes later, the Wisconsinite pulls out a bottle of beer. He opens it and takes a sip. Then another sip. Then he chugs the rest of the bottle. He then places the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulls out his gun and shoots the guy from Illinois.
The Texan is visibly shaken. "What did you do that for?!?!"
The Wisconsinite replies, "Well, in Wisconsin, we have plenty of people from Illinois, and bottles are returnable.

[JohnNS]

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Keep em comin'  

[dsmirnov83]

You can't do that, there should be some kind of a warning...
I'm in the quiet area of my library and this thread made me the loudest person in the whole building. It's just too funny. I was craking up for a while there. Please warn us before you post stuff like this...

Just kiddin, you don't realy have to warn us, but I almost got kicked out for that one...

Peace

It's not the cages it's their drivers and 1% of bikers.

[cozy]

The cop / little girl one was funnier but that one was good too.