CAT Questions, Explain this feline lovers

[ThatOtherGuy]

[Huff1371]

My most replied to/viewed to date. WTF?

[mister]

Cats Rule...

[ThatOtherGuy]

I may be allergic to my cats, but I still love them dearly.  My cats often do towel impersonations on the back of the couch which is why I enjoyed the previously posted picture.

[yamahonkawazuki]

dammit does this. thing follows me like a magnet. and runs LOUDLY. he has two nicknames. kittywampus ( takes off fast, ass end in one direction, front end in the other. 4 on the floor desperately seeking traction. also call him thunderfoot. runs LOUDLY. course he weighs nearly 15lbs now. nearly all muscle.

[Janx101]

dammit does this. thing follows me like a magnet. and runs LOUDLY. he has two nicknames. kittywampus ( takes off fast, ass end in one direction, front end in the other. 4 on the floor desperately seeking traction. also call him thunderfoot. runs LOUDLY. course he weighs nearly 15lbs now. nearly all muscle.

bahahahahha.. i love it when they do this move!! .. needs a foley stage for it really 

[yamahonkawazuki]

sucks when he does this when im trying to sleep though. course usually when i lay down, he lays down next to me.

[ThatOtherGuy]

[Janx101]

lol .. 'potted' cat .. lol

[Hawke301]

I routinely have one of our four cats running and then sliding across our tile floor when it tries to make a quick U-turn to chase a laserpointer-dot up and down the hall.

I've also taught the same cat to walk by me using the laserpointer.  Of course, it's nearly always looking for the dot while it's walking with me...but still...cats are awesome.

[BockinBboy]

I actually train dogs AND cats for folks who have common behavioral issues with their animals.  Really, I train the animal caretaker more than the actual animal.  Most cases only take but a couple visits to correct the behavior and begin building healthier behaviors for both the animal and its caretaker.

At my regular day job, we have cats which keep mice out of our facility.  I have trained all of them to come at the sound of a bell.  They are allowed to roam the plant during non-operating hours, but must be brought into their room during operational hours.  So it is imperative for them to come when called... for emergency situations as well.  It normally wouldn't be too hard to do if you have food, but they are not allowed food to bring them in, so that they are the best mice killers they can be when they are on duty... It took two weeks to get all of them on board, but a full year and half later they don't know a life otherwise. 

We have one office cat we keep for the same reason, but she does not go out into the facility.  She is only 7 months, but I have trained her very well.  She does not use a litter box, but instead, we let her outside on our breaks with us to do her business.  She sits, sits pretty, lays down, comes, goes into her crate at the sound of a bell... probably more I'm forgetting I'm sure.

I have a video from me training her to lay down months ago.  I used treats for her at the time to get her to pay attention... being such a young cat, she had 'shiny object syndrome' .. so it took a little more motivation.  Now affection is all she needs.


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[ThatOtherGuy]

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[pliskin]

 I don't dislike cats. I look at them with the same disinterest they look at me with. I actually don't believe in keeping any any animal especially dogs locked up. These are animals that where bread for the pleasure of people. They will never be free as they should no matter how well they are taken care of. They where meant to live in the wild until humans domesticated them. It's animal slavery....that being said I have had pets (cats, dogs, mice, raccoons, ducks, lizards, birds, rabbits (yummy)) but I don't think I will ever have another pet for my pleasure. I might however get my son a dog or something.

I know this will get me in trouble but here it is. 50 ways to skin a cat.


1. knife.

2. shard of glass

3. small explosives.

4. teeth.

5. the power of prayer.

6. can opener.

7. unzip from neck to navel.

8. set a series of short-term easily attainable goals, resulting in skinned cat. accomplish goals.

9. peer pressure, "all the cool cats are getting skinned"

10. whittle it off.

11. give cat post-hypnotic suggestion to get skinned every time it hears the phrase "is it hot in here?" later, say phrase.

12. rent instructional cat skinning video, study carefully, and apply what you learn.

13. tell cat pleasant tale about a young boy who loves fruit. while cat is distracted by story, quietly, gently remove skin.

14. use your super samurai slice action!

15. try the classic 'toothpaste tube' method.

16. centrifugal force.

17. suddenly and severely frighten cat. try sneaking up and clapping cymbals.

18. marry cat. divorce cat. take cat to court for half of skin. (repeat for full skin)

19. allow cat to evolve beyond need for skin.

20. huff and puff and blow his skin off.

21. offer your own skin in trade. welch on deal.

22. vote yes on proposition 98. (the cat skinning law)

23. procrastinate. wait until it's almost to late. promise to skin cat tomorrow. forget. (this method works for me)

24. find a way to make cat so angry that it's skin falls off. (this method requires much persistence)

25. if in a horror movie, dream about cat getting skinned. wake up to discover cat was really skinned!!

26. try some sort of skinning machine.

27. change definition of skin to mean "read" and change cat to mean "this sentence"

28. press cat's eject button.

29. travel forward in time to sometime after you've already skinned cat. get skin and return to present time. triumph!

30. remove tab a(skin attachment) from tab b. (get it? tab b... tabby. never mind, this is way over your head)

31. next time you're cleaning 'accidently' use your powerful new suck-o-lux vacuum to remove cat's internal organs.

32. ask nicely to 'borrow' skin for just a moment.

33. dare cat to get skinned. if that fails, double dare it. finally, as last resort, triple dog dare it.

34. approach cat with scissors, assuring it you will only be doing some minor alterations to it's skin.

35. run in the opposite direction at the speed of light. (nobody knows why, but it works)

36. wait until opposite day and then don't skin cat.

37. write screenplay containing scene where cat gets skinned. get screenplay produced. perform skinning scene.

38. next time cat removes skin to clean bones, swipe!

39. invite cat to play strip poker. cheat.

40. destroy entire universe except for cat's skin.

41. simply click your heels together three times and say "there's no cat like a skinned cat"

42. tie one end of string to doorknob, other end to cat's skin. slam door.

43. wait until cat gets stuck in tree. call fire department to rescue it. tell them "only rescue the skin part"

44. lie and say you already skinned cat. grow to believe lie.

45. perhaps a clever skin inspector costume might pull the trick.

46. accuse cat of murder. collect skin as evidence.

47. using a magnetic hypersonic resonance decapacitor, deplete invisible bond holding together cat's skin molecules.

48. flood the cat out of it's skin, in the same way you'd flood a gopher out of a hole.

49. set phasers to 'skin' and fire when ready!

50. let someone else do it.

[zakkius]

Idk if you got the memo, but cats rule the internet. They're awesome.

[pliskin]

Idk if you got the memo, but cats rule the internet. They're awesome.

I thought bacon rules the internet and everything else. Bacon trumps cat.

[zakkius]

I might be the odd one out, but the last time I checked, people weren't posting pictures of bacon doing hilarious things in every nook and cranny of the internet. Just sayin

[pliskin]

Apparently you just don't hang out in the right places on the internet. 

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2009/04/bacon.html

If you are more of a visual type guy check this one out.
If fact, I can almost guarantee cat would taste better wrapped in bacon.
WTF is this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQrl]

This thread ends here. Just sayin' 

[pliskin]

Apparently you just don't hang out in the right places on the internet. 

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2009/04/bacon.html
If you are more of a visual type guy check this one out.
If fact, I can almost guarantee cat would taste better wrapped in bacon.
WTF is this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
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This thread ends here. Just sayin'

[adidasguy]

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