ONLY IN AUSTRALIA

[codajastal]

What has any of this got to do with Australia? Go play in your own thread!

[The Buddha]

What has any of this got to do with Australia? Go play in your own thread!

Canadia is just like australia but with Justin Beaver.
Cool.
Buddha.

[codajastal]

What has any of this got to do with Australia? Go play in your own thread!

Canadia is just like australia but with Justin Beaver.
Cool.
Buddha.

I would appreciate it if you would not associate me with Canada as you just called them all stupid!

[ojstinson]

Australia is amazing, the place, the people, the animals are unlike any other place on earth, it is unique and I truly hope to go back some day.

[codajastal]

Australia is amazing, the place, the people, the animals are unlike any other place on earth, it is unique and I truly hope to go back some day.

Damn Skippy

[The Buddha]

What has any of this got to do with Australia? Go play in your own thread!

Canadia is just like australia but with Justin Beaver.
Cool.
Buddha.

I would appreciate it if you would not associate me with Canada as you just called them all stupid!

OK OK Guilty there ...
However you (I mean aussies not just you) have been posting those "Straya c@%t" pics ... making it a really hard argument for aussies to distance themselves from canadians on the basis of stupidity ... however ... I must say no one place/country/state/region has any sort of monopoly on that I should say.

But ... here it is ...

Go aussies ...

Cool.
Buddha.

[ThatOtherGuy]

cool, lucky we're not judging countries on pics we can post, wouldn't want the people of Walmart pictures to be posted would we.  I mean that would just be the end of the whole discussion with a clear winner (or should that be loser).

[mister]

It's a clever govt plot to dissuade other countries from wanting to invade the US. Jerry Springer and people of Walmart sending a clear picture to the world, "Don't bother with the USA, it's fukked up enough already" 

[codajastal]

THE YEAR 2013 !

One sunny day in January, 2013, an old man approached the Lodge the Canberra
residence of Australia's Prime Minister Julia Gillard
 
he'd been sitting on a park bench.  He spoke to the  guard and said,
 
"I would like to go in and meet with Prime Minister Julia Gillard."

The Guard looked at the man and said, "Sir, Ms Gillard is no longer Prime Minister
and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day the same man approached the The Lodge and said to the same Guard,
 
"I would like to go in and meet with Prime Minister Gillard."

The Guard again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday,
 
Ms Gillard is no longer Prime Minister and no longer resides here."

The man thanked him and again just walked away.

The third day the same man approached the The Lodge and spoke to the very same Guard,
 
saying,"I would like to go in and meet with Prime Minister Gillard."

The Guard, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,
 
"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Ms Gillard.
 
I've told you already that Ms Gillard is no longer the Prime Minister and no longer resides here.
 
Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Guard and said,  "Oh, I understand.   I just love hearing it."

The Guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said,  "See you tomorrow,  Sir.

[ojstinson]

Good one, I know the feeling.

[ThatOtherGuy]

cods, as predictable as it was, that was brilliant.

[codajastal]

[ThatOtherGuy]

Real men in Australia.

[codajastal]

DONT FUKK WITH AN AUSSIE LEST YOU GET HURT

[noworries]

The desert. A pitch black night. No moon. The stars twinkling diamond-like in the sky. Three soldiers, a Canuk, a Yank, and an Aussie sitting around a blazing camp-fire. Eight tinnies, a couple of JBs, a toke or two and it's boasting time.

"I'm the toughest c*** of a gravel technician ever known" mouthed the Canuk, "in Helmand, I was forced to march for 3 days with no water, ran outta ammunition, broke my knife when on my own I took out 6 Talli in a machine-gun nest, and had to use my teeth to rip out the throat of a cocky bast*** who jumped out of the cave....I'm tough...."

"Screw you Jack" the Yank spluttered, "ya call that tough, you wouldn't know what a tough grunt was unless ya was a Ranger posted up Al-Anbar, no water, no food, no ammunition, no smokes, no chewing-gum, no condoms, no air support, no nothing,  and  had to single-handed eliminate - I say eliminate - 4 tanks in the morning and then take out three machine-gun nests in the afternoon on yer own using just a base-ball bat that I found in the back of a burnt out Hummer, that's tough."


"mmmmmmmmmmmmm" said the Aussie,  giving the campfire another poke with his duck, "let me think about this....."

[noworries]

on the joys of censorship!

[The Buddha]

on the joys of censorship!

No no, I think aussies carry a duck with them at all times. I've seen it ... the crocodile hunter too ... god bless his soul.
Cool.
Buddha.

[Higgins13]

The desert. A pitch black night. No moon. The stars twinkling diamond-like in the sky. Three soldiers, a Canuk, a Yank, and an Aussie sitting around a blazing camp-fire. Eight tinnies, a couple of JBs, a toke or two and it's boasting time.

"I'm the toughest c*** of a gravel technician ever known" mouthed the Canuk, "in Helmand, I was forced to march for 3 days with no water, ran outta ammunition, broke my knife when on my own I took out 6 Talli in a machine-gun nest, and had to use my teeth to rip out the throat of a cocky bast*** who jumped out of the cave....I'm tough...."

"Screw you Jack" the Yank spluttered, "ya call that tough, you wouldn't know what a tough grunt was unless ya was a Ranger posted up Al-Anbar, no water, no food, no ammunition, no smokes, no chewing-gum, no condoms, no air support, no nothing,  and  had to single-handed eliminate - I say eliminate - 4 tanks in the morning and then take out three machine-gun nests in the afternoon on yer own using just a base-ball bat that I found in the back of a burnt out Hummer, that's tough."


"mmmmmmmmmmmmm" said the Aussie,  giving the campfire another poke with his duck, "let me think about this....."

Da fudge is this?

[codajastal]

[Janx101]

bahahahhaahha... 

but at risk of dragging the overseas thing back into it ..

I've figured out the purpose of Canadia! ... its there so Mexicans have SOMEBODY to feel superior to!!

.... come to think of it.... Just like Queensland really .. there so the Victorians and Tasmanians have somebody to 'look down on' 

of course NSW is standing in the middle ... just like the U.S. .... full of corruption and a sense of misplaced Moral Superiority! ...

now .. is there any of the western world present on this forum that i havent swung at yet?  .... well of course New Zealand but thats self evident really!