Last Post Wins - V3

[Electrojake]

Did the Iron Butt once.  My whole body ached for 2 days. 
Did it on a bone stock GS.
Indy -> Nashville, TN -> Chattanooga, TN -> Dayton, OH -> Indy.

Jester, that's nuts.
My dressed DL1000 is soft as silk on the highway and after about 5 or 6 hours of road time I'm completely toasted. I couldn't fathom Iron-Butt conditions on a bone stock GS.
You must have been completely limp by the time you got back to Indy. and 

[slipperymongoose]

Range of the tank was usually how far I could ride my GS back in the day

[codajastal]

Whilst strolling alongside the Nerang River this morning I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the riverbank and fall into the water .
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had been carrying. 
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Aussie, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Nerang Police, the Immigration Office and even the SES Rescue team.
It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and neither authorities have yet responded. 
I'm starting to think I wasted three stamps.

[slipperymongoose]

Typical Australian post!

[codajastal]

This place really doesnt have the same feel as the original?
Not as many posters nor the same post rate?

[Electrojake]

This place really doesnt have the same feel as the original?
Not as many posters nor the same post rate?

I aint complaining. Any port in a storm, mate.
Way better than being homeless.
Besides, some bully on that "other" LPW forum keeps taking all the wins away! 

[codajastal]

This place really doesnt have the same feel as the original?
Not as many posters nor the same post rate?

I aint complaining. Any port in a storm, mate.
Way better than being homeless.
Besides, some bully on that "other" LPW forum keeps taking all the wins away! 

Lol why are you awake? Dont you usually go to bed about now?
Oh and yes I just went there to make sure you had not been

[codajastal]

3000 posts
I AM NOW A GOD

[slipperymongoose]

Booooo you whore

[peteGS]

Your custom title is making me shudder Cods 

We have our route for the June 2nd run sorted, will post it in the appropriate thread shortly...

Nearly got my fence done, just another few palings and some tidy up to do.

Looking forward to the 4 day long weekend too 

[peteGS]

Senility has set in.... I posted the route the other day... I will not post it again... 

[jestercinti]

Why

Bucket list, to say I did it, and bragging rights.

You know me by now Slips...a bit extreme to say the least.  My next challenge is coordinating the GS500 Relay around America.  Like what Australia did, but obviously on a larger scale.

[jestercinti]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who's d!ck was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cvnt, I'd fvck it!"

[jestercinti]

3-posts in a row.   

EJ, let's just say that after the Iron Butt, I could hardly move the next day.  I had to get up and ride home to Cincinnati 125 MORE miles.  No throttle rocker, no cruise control, no frills.  Just me, the machine, and a sore ass.

It was all good until the sun went down.  Temperature dropped 20 degrees.  The last 300 miles were the worst since I was not as prepared as I thought.

What does not kill me will make me stronger.

[slipperymongoose]

I don't think I was even questioning anyone at all I was in my random I don't give a f%$k moods so ill just say why lol. Now are you all familiar with the expression hammered shaZam!? If not watch blade 2. Don't worry you'll only need like to see the first 10 min.  That's how I'm feeling ATM. If one of you shoots me now ill pay you in minties and fantales.

[Electrojake]

Good to see that we're all in tune her at the new LPW thread. 

[slipperymongoose]

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[adidasguy]

Gee - been away and only 2 tards left?

http://www.nosquidding.com/

[jestercinti]

Adidas, start a cat tard thread.

I'm sure you have a dirty kitty video around like this one:

http://youtu.be/ZteaVIGbsYA


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[Electrojake]

Gee - been away and only 2 tards left?

http://www.nosquidding.com/

Gee - been away and only 2 tards left?

http://www.nosquidding.com/

Two items here...

1.) Not to blow my own horn but...
My protective gear is easily worth more than what a lot of people paid for their bike.
Just sayin'

2.) That No Squidding link was cool.
Never saw that one before.