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Started by Toledo Jim, March 17, 2013, 12:38:19 AM

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slipperymongoose

Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Electrojake

There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye, fishing on their respective sides of the Ohio river...

Just as soon as the redneck put his line in the water, he slung a fish onto the bank, and the buckeye was catching nothing, so he yelled across to the redneck, "Buddy, I'd sure like to be on your side of the river!"
"Aight, tell ya whut, I'll shine my flashlight 'cross this river, and you can walk across this little beam of light!" the redneck yelled back.

The buckeye replied, "Hain't no way, buddy. I know you think I'm a fool! When I get halfway 'cross, you'll turn your flashlight off!"
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

Janx101

bahahahha.. these are all going into my 'corny' catalogue!!!  :thumb:

jestercinti

Face it EJ, you are a buckeye stuck in Jersey.

Bought a bike cover. Should arrive soon. Nelson Rigg. They make good covers.


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slipperymongoose

I like my beer in a glass
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Janx101

Quote from: slipperymongoose on April 23, 2013, 09:44:45 PM
I like my beer in a glass

thats only so you can see how much lemonade to add into it!!

slipperymongoose

Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Janx101

Mmmmm crunchy Anzac cookies .. 10" round 4" deep container of... $4 from Woolies on special!!  ... Just rights!!!

slipperymongoose

Making my own ones tommorow then a game of two up
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

cbrfxr67

"Its something you take apart in 2-3 days and takes 10 years to go back together."
-buddha

mister

Ok. New in. But I think I may have forgotten some....

The Running gauge for the new Gold Coast Light Rail is 1435. Although, the "35" bit might be wrong. Double check in a couple days and get back to yous.
GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

slipperymongoose

That sounds pretty close to standard gauge
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

mister

What five bikes would you have in your Fantasy Garage - in addition to whatever bike(s) you already have?
GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

Electrojake

Quote from: mister on April 24, 2013, 03:54:25 PM
What five bikes would you have in your Fantasy Garage - in addition to whatever bike(s) you already have?

Five?

Holy scat! I'd be happy with 3.  :cheers:
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

slipperymongoose

BMW k1300r, BMW s1000rr, BMW r1200gs wasser boxer, Suzuki drz400sm, Ducati monster 1000
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

mister

GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

jestercinti

Challenging day.

Tomorrow will be better I hope.


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mister

Remember my tag line, jester
GS Picture Game - Lists of Completed Challenges & Current Challenge http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGame and http://tinyurl.com/GS500PictureGameList2

GS500 Round Aust Relay http://tinyurl.com/GS500RoundAustRelay

Electrojake

Quote from: mister on April 24, 2013, 03:54:25 PM
What five bikes would you have in your Fantasy Garage - in addition to whatever bike(s) you already have?
Five bikes? 
O.K. then, in order of desire...

1.) Late model Kawasaki KLX250S in any color but green.
2.) New Suzuki GSX1250FA with a tall windscreen & a tailbag.
3.) 1973 Kawasaki H2 Mach IV, (2 stroke, 750cc triple).
4.) mister's Ducati, (and all the special tools required to keep it running).
5.) A new GS500E just for the hell of it.

Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

codajastal

Quote from: Electrojake on April 24, 2013, 07:20:39 PM
4.) mister's Ducati, (and all the special tools required to keep it running).

Mister does not own a Ducati?
I am not interested in anything you have to say
Don't bother talking to me, I will not answer you

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