Last Post Wins - V3

[Electrojake]

Double posting is a no-no 

Monkey-shines is O.K. though...

[slipperymongoose]

I can't decide

[Electrojake]

Psst... Slips, take the one the monkey "didnt" do. 

[slipperymongoose]

Trying to get back into the vlogging swing. I recorded a couple on the way to work today and though I covered my topics I jump from one to the next and I get distracted easily. Might have another go tonight on the way home. Think ill keep it short to the point of 100 subs and my pc issues.

[nutmunk]

Sooooooo nutmunk do you have diplomatic immunity?


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I don't know ... never been bitten by one...

[slipperymongoose]

Obviously never seen lethal weapon 2?

[nutmunk]

Forgot all about it that  Made me laugh ... mostly because they had to be the second worst South African accents I'd ever heard ... close second only to old Di Caprio's line from blood diamond in an Australian accent "can you score me a loose, bru" (not to mention the German names given to the Characters ... I mean Rudd and Vorstedt .... REALLY?!). I mean, the one is Irish (AND SOUNDS IRISH), the other is English (AND SOUNDS ENGLISH). Why don't we just shoot a movie with Crocodile Dundee as Tony Blaire ... because the Australians sound like the English, don't they? 

[slipperymongoose]

I hated it back in the nineties when Americans gave us all British accents

[yamahonkawazuki]

well with your anticlockwise toilets, and the mythical drop bears without real pictures, we felt we had to give you something lol

[peteGS]

The only reason there are no drop bear pictures is because they will rip the camera out of your hands before ripping your face off... they work in pairs... one will distract you and make you photograph it... the other will drop on your head, rip your camera out of your hands, then rip your face off...

[nutmunk]

The only reason there are no drop bear pictures is because they will rip the camera out of your hands before ripping your face off... they work in pairs... one will distract you and make you photograph it... the other will drop on your head, rip your camera out of your hands, then rip your face off...

And Saffers think we've got issues...all we have is the tokoloshe...but you can fool them by putting your bed up on bricks...aha...get me now you tokoloshe bastards!!! My bed is a veritable fortress...unless he finds the ladder in the cupboard under the stairs...

[Electrojake]

IMHO: Aussie's rank well above the Brits in situation management...

If I was feeling down, a Brit would offer me a sugar biscuit and tea. 

However, if I mentioned I was feeling blue to an Aussie, he'd tell me to HTFU and stop acting like a spoiled fukin Yank. 

Just an observation.

[jestercinti]

EJ, all this ape business reminds me of any which way but loose and any which way you can. You are old enough to know what I am talking about. Right turn Clyde!

[nutmunk]

One of my favourite yank memories was when I was 19 and did the whole 'camp america' experience thing...first day there we had a computer orientation day...pretty much it was like "this is a computer...you can get emails on it which is kinda like regular mail, but electronic. This thing is called a mouse...."

We were all like "really?! That's amazing!!! So where do you stick the postage stamps?!"

We also had a whole cabin of kids convinced the first time we put on clothes was when we landed in america..."hey, we're from africa man...what do you need clothes for? We normally just wear loin cloths and a bit of animal hyde around our heads...to show tribal rank."

Maybe it was just because we were in texas...but still.

Now if you excuse me, my giraffe's gotten stuck up a tree...again.

[nutmunk]

[slipperymongoose]

well with your anticlockwise toilets, and the mythical drop bears without real pictures, we felt we had to give you something lol

We were happy with the croc Dundee image and the yahoo serious images.

[Electrojake]

EJ, all this ape business reminds me of any which way but loose and any which way you can. You are old enough to know what I am talking about. Right turn Clyde!

How about Bed Time for Bonzo w/ Ronald Reagan... Circa 1951.

[Electrojake]

We also had a whole cabin of kids convinced the first time we put on clothes was when we landed in america...
"hey, we're from Africa man...what do you need clothes for?
We normally just wear loin cloths and a bit of animal hyde around our heads...to show tribal rank."

Now if you excuse me, my giraffe's gotten stuck up a tree...again.

Damn I hate to double post but ya know... I'm starting to like this nutmunk fellow.

[slipperymongoose]

He brings a certain type of nuttiness to it all.

[jestercinti]

EJ, I was too busy listening to his record on socialism.

http://youtu.be/qzvStfDHkG8