Last Post Wins - V3

[slipperymongoose]

Only difference is my grips are heated so I'm sweet

[Janx101]

well your grips may be heated ... the other bit ... nah!

[Electrojake]

Um... Hot Hands means what? 

[Janx101]

i'm thinking he may have hot sweaty hands... kinda ...

like this ..

[slipperymongoose]

That's the perfect analargy for you there janx

[Janx101]

did you just say .. .analargy ??

you got anal on your mind again huh... take another lithium .. you'll feel better!

[slipperymongoose]

Nah ill do another line if wizz fizz

[peteGS]

Meh... pointless post time... thought I was getting pulled over yesterday while out for a little ride... 4 coppers in a 4wd turned left onto the street I was turning right out of, then immediately pulled over to the side of the road after all 4 heads in the cabin swivelled in my direction... then continued on 

[Electrojake]

Meh... pointless post time... thought I was getting pulled over yesterday while out for a little ride... 4 coppers in a 4wd turned left onto the street I was turning right out of, then immediately pulled over to the side of the road after all 4 heads in the cabin swivelled in my direction... then continued on 

That's called a "scope out" Pete.
You've been tagged as a possible source of revenue for the local patrol.
Ride easy my friend, ride easy. 

[slipperymongoose]

Man forum is slowing down

[jestercinti]

So I hear that NJ re-elected the governor. In other news, I'm finally going back to OH tomorrow after being gone almost a week. Michigan and Virginia were fun, but it's time to go back to my roots.

[Electrojake]

Not actually Slips...
Ya' see, the faster you move through time, the slower things appear to move which are fixed in the normal time-space continuum.

It's actually rather simple. Here, take a look for yourself. . .

[slipperymongoose]

Simplify and divide ej

[yamahonkawazuki]

Meh... pointless post time... thought I was getting pulled over yesterday while out for a little ride... 4 coppers in a 4wd turned left onto the street I was turning right out of, then immediately pulled over to the side of the road after all 4 heads in the cabin swivelled in my direction... then continued on 

I remember picking up 2 litre cokes for pizza place I had worked at. in my crown vic, had 48 of them. I knew the one cop I had worked with. other guy was a trainee. he pulls me over, friend says, you have anything in this vehicle we should know about?, I pulled keys out of ignition ( car remains running, hand them to trainee, said, well sir you've got me, the trunk is full of coke. friend looks at me, look sayin , " arron you for real or you bein a smarta$$ I said, a smart a$$ of course the pissed off look of the trainee when he came back around was priceless.
That's called a "scope out" Pete.
You've been tagged as a possible source of revenue for the local patrol.
Ride easy my friend, ride easy. 

[Electrojake]

So I hear that NJ re-elected the governor. In other news, I'm finally going back to OH tomorrow after being gone almost a week. Michigan and Virginia were fun, but it's time to go back to my roots.

Ah Jester my good man. I see you've returned from tramping around the countryside.

On the short-list. . .
1.) Yes, Fat-boy has been re-elected as Gov of NJ.
2.) Are you on company business... or running from the law? 
3.) How's Cincinnati in the winter? When I lived in Lockbourne, Ohio it was cold & damp. Sun seldom came out.

As you can see, while you've been gone we've been discussing quantum physics and such.
-Ej-

[yamahonkawazuki]

So I hear that NJ re-elected the governor. In other news, I'm finally going back to OH tomorrow after being gone almost a week. Michigan and Virginia were fun, but it's time to go back to my roots.

Ah Jester my good man. I see you've returned from tramping around the countryside.

On the short-list. . .
1.) Yes, Fat-boy has been re-elected as Gov of NJ.
2.) Are you on company business... or running from the law? 
3.) How's Cincinnati in the winter? When I lived in Lockbourne, Ohio it was cold & damp. Sun seldom came out.

As you can see, while you've been gone we've been discussing quantum physics and such.
-Ej-

seems all politicians are kinda tubbly lol. a sign of eating well Eh?

[slipperymongoose]

Well ej hasn't been shot this is good

[Janx101]

in other news ... despite a bobble .. well more of a cheesecake slice or two .. in the least week or so... body weight continues downwards! 
.. not as quick as i initially thought it might .. but thats ok... been working on the truck lifting furniture lately and figure i am putting some muscle mass back on also...

.. but .. working on the truck with the felt type pads/blankets for the furniture means i get a regular wad of belly button fluff... which i pick out with glee  .. and throw at the kids! 

anyway ... i noticed just now that my index fingertip can make it all the way to the bottom/button bit? of my belly button again! .. aint done that in a year or so!! .. neato!! 

... that should make a nice counterpoint to EJ and his heiroglyphics above!! .. what were you thinking EJ?? .. you tryna make this place all highbrow an crap?! .. goodness me!! .. save it for the engineers bro!! 

[yamahonkawazuki]

wonder if one was to send Herr newman a letter on some reproduced Nazi stationery. what would happen.

[Janx101]

wonder if one was to send Herr newman a letter on some reproduced Nazi stationery. what would happen.

Either .. nothing .. cos he probably already gets craploads of it! ... OR ... Ze zattelites vill be monitorink your communikations forthwith und you vill be hounded by ze authorities till you are kaput!!