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[yamahonkawazuki]

its funny when they gripe like that and you talk baack to them. BUT theres a difference when theyre making "conversation" using the same meh noises.
Aaron

[peteGS]

Haha yes indeed, they do like to have a chat at times!

[yamahonkawazuki]

dammit is still vengeful though. heclimbs up to cuddle with me faces away. and i see the brown starfish  for 15 seconds. soooo i farted on him again lol. 15 seconds later he returns the favour. knowing i cant get away from him like i used to be able to do. followed by a rather abrupt "MEH" cats are unique animals. they train us lol.
Aaron

[peteGS]

We're very well trained in this household, let me assure you of that! 

Some of them have learnt to growl... so they hold a toy they want to play with and growl at whichever other kitten comes near... except for the little Siamese girl who has quite figured it out so it's more of a squeak than a growl... hahahaha

[yamahonkawazuki]

 or when they learn to hiss lol. Dammit also loves the catnip. which i store in the bedroom. otherwise hed locate it . but when i go back there hes there waiting on me. " meh meh meh meh mehhhhhhhh meh" hes like cmon i want my fix, pleasssssse?!?. but the right cat will know when youre not feeling well and do something crazy just to get your mind off of whatever is ailing you.
Aaron
p.s. dogs will do this also

[yamahonkawazuki]

1. "I once knew a man with a prosthetic foot named Smith."

"Oh really? What was the name of his other foot?"

2. If you buy an eye patch, I'll chip in for the parrot.

3. Wow. You look a foot shorter.

4. I think it's sickening that people are making jokes about your leg. Frankly, it's prosthetic.

5. I'm really proud of you. It's hard to walk away from something like this.

6. Don't you hate it when you start the day off on the wrong foot?

7. I was going to get you a prosthetic leg for Christmas, but it's just a stocking stuffer.

8. Hey, I'm really sorry I keep making all these insensitive jokes. Sorry I... sock.
Even these made me chuckle
Aaron

[peteGS]

Hahahahaha

Glad you can have a laugh about it too  I can imagine it's not an easy thing to adapt to...

[Janx101]

Just keep on putting your best foot forward Yama! . ... No mucking up and you better toe the line on that!...  ;p

I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!

[yamahonkawazuki]

speaking of the circus on wheels, what is the funniest thing youve dealt with. or observed?
Aaron

[Janx101]

Ive seen a few scary moments...but the funniest HAS to be this....

Early 2015 i was fill in driver for a recycle type garbage truck, we had a load on and were headed to the tip/transfer station.

One of the regular loaders on that truck is a very highly strung chap! ... Great fella and would offer you his couch to sleep on with a knock on the door!... But he's jittery a lot of the time!!

Its a hot summer day and even  though the trucks have good Aircon we had the windows down for the fresh breeze...

We stop at traffic lights and old mate is chatting away flat out when a honey bee comes in the window and hovers in front of his face! (I know he is anaphylaxis type allergic to bee stings but i also know bees!).. I open my mouth to tell him hold still and no harm will come...

His eyes focus on that bee and he lurches back in the seat.... And tries to Box the bee!.. Marquis of Queensbury style!!!.. While emitting a manly yodel sound!... (The bee flew out as it would have anyway) i laughed so hard i nearly pee'd!!

Ive seen folk swipe at bees and flap hands and duck to the floor and freeze in fear.... But never before have i ever seen anyone shadow box!



I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!

[yamahonkawazuki]

reminds me of me spazzing out with bee/wasp encounters here. im not allergic by any means . but id get verbally and physically animated.
Aaron

[yamahonkawazuki]

Trying to decide when I build the prosthetic cover out of legs lol, to use and and all colors? Was eyeballing a thousand lice set on amazon, Walmart and toys r us
Aaron

[peteGS]

Ah Lego... always good memories with Lego! Hahahaha

Been slowly working out building my air recirculation box for the shed... not the best thing to do to deal with paint fumes but should at least stop them going outside the shed which is the main thing.

Going to start off using an old pedestal fan geared up with a couple of V belt pulleys and a belt to drive it so the motor can be kept away from the fumes. The big issue I'm having at the moment is locating paint booth filter material in small quantities... everyone seems to want to sell you 20 metres of it!

I'll also put one of those ceiling exhaust fans in the temporary wall extension with a filter behind it as an inlet fan to keep the circulation going. Trying to keep the $$$ down as much as possible.

I'll get some pic's up hopefully this weekend as it starts coming together... keen to get something happening pretty soon as I really need to get moving on this project!

[yamahonkawazuki]

can always find a pizza place or food place retiring an exhaust fan ( belt driven) or a bench grinder motor?. ohh in news from dammit land, i had to give him some ear drops, after which i swear he cursed me. MEH? MEH ! MEH!. with a look that said " ivve been viiolated" and he runs down the hallway. news from leg land, found 2 pair of black scrubs, at a thrift store. so for now im set for church services.
Aaron

[Janx101]

Tmw after work i go to meet and chat with a man that needs drivers for his concrete trucks!...  Itll pay 250-400 a week more than current (more hours but so what! Cash is king right now!)..and the best bit is that e trucks park up overnight a mere 3km from my home!... Instead of the 96km approx that i do mow!

It could be a win on several levels!

If i get a start with it in the next week or so ill post up pic of truck!... Its older.... But so very ORANGE! lmao

I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!

[yamahonkawazuki]

you ought to change your title to "crazy mo'trucker" go for it friend. just DONT  let the cement set up inside the tumbler. jackhammering that stuff out is NOT fun. and its usually the driver that has to do it. or a hired lumper or goon such as myself. ( got suckered into this once. got paid double for this, plus a paid day off to boot) btw what shade orange? safety orange by chance? i could send you a magnetic white T to place on door. i know ivvve got one here somewhere. would be great for a photo op. (if they dont care) but orange and white is colourscheme of local college football (american. not soccer) team.
Aaron

[Janx101]

Ummm.  .. Very orangey orange!

I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!

[peteGS]

Sounds good Janxy, hope it works out for you!!

[yamahonkawazuki]

hehe excuse the geek mod i had to.
Aaron

[Janx101]

This much orange!... The one on the right... Still gotta have a try out day and boss make final decision. If ok then a week training and ill be into the work full bore!



I'm a Professional Truck Driver.. Get me out of the "circus" i work at!