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Started by Slack, June 16, 2013, 10:53:12 PM

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slipperymongoose

Clearly not janx hahahahahahahaha I want it for free
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Janx101

ahhhh .. for free ... thats easy ..

next time you on a countryside ride... take a jar or bucket with you... you may see some bee boxes in a paddock somewhere? ... ok .. stop and get out your container... set it down for a moment... open your fuel tank and dip fingers in fuel .. smear a little fuel around on your clothes ... (bees hate fuel smell) ... then take container and walk over to beeboxes... smack your hand sharply on the lid to let them know the box is going to be opened .. then undo the strap or clips (if present) and lever up the lid ... pull up a frame and shake it about to loosen up the honey ... then use your thumb to push down through the honeycomb and let the honey drizzle out into the container!!! ..  :icon_rolleyes:

oh and when about 2000 guard bees start laying into you like demented divebombers .. run like hell!!! ...  :icon_twisted:

.... then afterwards when you have gotten over the stings... take your ass down to the markets and buy some .. you stingy ratbag!!  ;) :flipoff:

slipperymongoose

Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Electrojake

You Aussies have a gift for trashing the topic and frightening off the noobs where ever ye shall travel.   :icon_rolleyes:
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

slipperymongoose

Nah we just kill eachother we welcome the noobs with open arms and drop bears
Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

Janx101

#65
yeah but... i thought the topic was resolved and we had all agreed to be mates!! ... plus... newbs should love this kind of banter in the sidelines!! .. not all "ahem blah blah 45nm @ 75% throttle in a left hand rising turn whilst wearing team leathers only!!" or "in the case of rotational force the central bushing must be rotating freely and NOT held tight as that 'other person' said !.. my MIT classes told me so" ..

we lighten the place up.... ummmm ...  :whisper:"slips .. is setting a place on fire the same as lightening it up?

:dunno_black: :angel:

slipperymongoose

Some say that he submitted a $20000 expense claim for some gravel

And that if he'd write a letter of condolance he would at least spell your name right.

jdoorn14

Quote from: codajastal on June 17, 2013, 04:50:42 PM

Quote from: jdoorn14 on June 17, 2013, 09:27:54 AM
Meh. Cods getting banned seems to be a weekly occurence around here. Usually not accidental, either.

This being teh internets and all, people feel more free to be a duck than in their everyday face-to-face dealings with people.


What are you saying numnut?
I have not been banned on purpose here at any stage?
Guess I know who to trust around here :dunno_black:

First off, they may be numb, but I still gots both of the nutz I wuz born with. :thumb:

Next, I seem to recall John bragging on several occasions about how he swung his mighty banana hammer in your general direction. Guess I could be wrong....and I don't feel like doing a search right now to prove/disprove my recollecting.
It seems it has become necessary to qualify my posts:
I am/am not trying to start an argument. This post is/is not intended to be a personal attack. I am/am not merely attempting to present a different viewpoint.

Select the words that apply to you.

Janx101

besides .. we are getting along!! .. Aussie 'making noises' at each other like this (amongst mates anyway) ... is normal! .. its when it all goes quiet and awkward that things are wrong

john

Quote from: Slack on June 16, 2013, 10:53:12 PM
I just wanted to put a personal request out there.

This is a wonderful, helpful site.  It is full of knowledgeable and friendly guys and girls.  I really do enjoy spending time here; it's a very relaxed place.  We can all be ourselves, josh one another, and share stories.  I like the playfulness, for example we all know the Ozzie's are loonies and the Brits don't brush the bugs out of their teeth after long rides with only a scull cap.   :flipoff:

When the playfulness becomes hatefulness it really bums me out.  I'm all about good energy and good vibes.  When I feel bad juju it gets me down, and I don't enjoy the site nearly as much.

So, lets all be adults (and I'm not singling out any one quarrel here, there have been several going on) and just get along and put the past behind us.  I recently had an altercation on here.  But it is 100% behind me and I don't hold a grudge towards the other guy, think any less of him, or read his posts in any other light.  I'm pretty sure he's done the same.  How about we all do the same?   :cheers:

So, group hug?   :kiss3:

Slack has been banned for this post.
There is more to this site than a message board.  Check out http://www.gstwin.com

Fear the banana hammer!

john

Oh yea.  And I do ban Coda on a weekly basis just for my amusement.  I banned him last night for a few hours actually.
There is more to this site than a message board.  Check out http://www.gstwin.com

Fear the banana hammer!

john

Quote from: Kerry on June 16, 2013, 11:37:23 PM
Just curious ... have you been spending time in Odds n Ends or the Tard Farm?  I tend to stick to the General Discussion area.  That may be too much of an "all business" approach on my part, and it still doesn't guarantee a 100% civil atmosphere.  But hey, I'm 50 years old now ... I don't have as much time for "silliness" as I used to.  :icon_rolleyes:

Jeez.  Getting as grouchy as another mod around here that shall remain nameless.  Nice to see you Kerry!
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Fear the banana hammer!

jdoorn14

Quote from: john on June 17, 2013, 07:02:00 PM
Oh yea.  And I do ban Coda on a weekly basis just for my amusement.  I banned him last night for a few hours actually.

My proof. :D
It seems it has become necessary to qualify my posts:
I am/am not trying to start an argument. This post is/is not intended to be a personal attack. I am/am not merely attempting to present a different viewpoint.

Select the words that apply to you.

Electrojake

Quote from: john on June 17, 2013, 07:00:26 PM

Slack has been banned for this post.


I make a venture into the mature "General" section once a year and this is what I get?

Face it, the whole lot of ya's are mad.
I'm going back to the T-Farm where things at least made some sense.

Peace,
-Ej-
Current Stable: Suzuki DL1000k6, a Grom, two 70's vintage PUCH mopeds, and my kid's WR250R

john

I was joking.  Lighten up Francis...

There is more to this site than a message board.  Check out http://www.gstwin.com

Fear the banana hammer!

Calpantera

Quote from: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 04:13:51 PM
Quote from: Calpantera on June 17, 2013, 07:27:11 AM
Dammit will you aussies speak english for once, I can't follow this convo at all!!! ;)

... and on this ..

Fair Dinkum eh!, this wombie dont foller the gist of the mag? stone the crows, shoulda tilted his shells at the nuns a bit more! ... strewth!, if the nigel cant see clear text then howdya reckon he'd go in a session with the coves at the waterhole? .. be spinnin' about like a mattressback on payday! ... still i can vouch he has his two bob bits in the noggin so he cant be a complete yabbie eh?

:icon_twisted: ;) :thumb:

Umm... thanks?   :dunno_black:
Follow the path of least acceptance!

codajastal

Quote from: john on June 17, 2013, 07:58:19 PM
I was joking.  Lighten up Francis...


Bwhahahahahahaha man some people are easily amused,
Hey what? Don't point your finger at me.



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codajastal

Quote from: jdoorn14 on June 17, 2013, 07:07:57 PM
Quote from: john on June 17, 2013, 07:02:00 PM
Oh yea.  And I do ban Coda on a weekly basis just for my amusement.  I banned him last night for a few hours actually.

My proof. :D
some people will believe anything! Sheesh


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Janx101

#78
Quote from: Calpantera on June 17, 2013, 09:00:56 PM
Umm... thanks?   :dunno_black:

:D :D :D no problem!!! ..

but .. translation .. "My Goodness!, this new fellow doesnt quite follow our conversation? Gosh, perhaps he should have listened more at school when the nuns were speaking! .. Golly Gee if the friendless chap cant follow the words on the screen then how on earth would he survive a conversation with the guys at the local Bar? , he would be turning around often in surprise , much like a hooker on payday! ... still I do think he is a smart enough chap so he cant be completely without friends? "

.. personally i think the orginal has more Pizzaz!  :D

codajastal

Quote from: Janx101 on June 17, 2013, 09:10:47 PM
Quote from: Calpantera on June 17, 2013, 09:00:56 PM
Umm... thanks?   :dunno_black:

:D :D :D no problem!!! ..

but .. translation .. "My Goodness!, this new fellow doesnt quite follow our conversation? Gosh, perhaps he should have listened more at school when the nuns were speaking! .. Golly Gee if the friendless chap cant follow the words on the screen then how on earth would he survive a conversation with the guys at the local Bar? , he would be turning around often in surprise , much like a hooker on payday! ... still I do think he is a smart enough chap so he cant be completely without friends? "

.. personally i think the orginal has more Pizzaz!  :D
lol you always got a way with words Janxie. Think we have to keep you around for a bit.


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