Anyone has ebola jokes ???

[Supa]

Hey! I've got an ebola joke... but let's be honest, you probably won't get it.



I'll show myself out

[The Buddha]

Hey! I've got an ebola joke... but let's be honest, you probably won't get it.



I'll show myself out

Hey, you're right ... I dont get it.
Dont leave, beat that joke till I get it.
Cool.
Buddha.

[Janx101]

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[The Buddha]

Oh crap they have those in Oz too.
I thought it was paradise or somehting like that.
Cool.
Buddha.

[Janx101]

No no no. .. haven't you heard the song by "The Scared Weird Little Guys" ?? ... 'come to Australia, you might not actually get killed' ?

Apart from all the poisonous critters ...  and the politicians.. ... umm and the greenies....... oh yeah and the hipsters!  .... it is Paradise!

[The Buddha]

What about used car salesmen ?
How about late night infomercials ??
How about Idiots selling financial systems that will make you rich in 4 mins

Cool.
Buddha.

[The Buddha]

What about Idiots selling stuff for 3 X what its worth, cos they paid 5X what its worth for it 20 years ago.
Then the next week the ylower the $$$ like $5. And say ... reduced, reduced, reduced it should sell in minutes now.
Yea its only 2.99 X over priced dumba$$$.

In Oz they dont have that right ??
OK fine its paradiso.

Hey atleast you dont have illegal mexicans with ebola and Obama who wants to let them in.

Cool.
Buddha.

[Janx101]

We have the above excepting Mexicans and Obama. .. lol

[The Buddha]

We have the above excepting Mexicans and Obama. .. lol

That is no problem, we're sending russians instead of Mexicans and believe it or not ... Obama.
Just return Obama when you're done ... On second thought dont bother, there is plety of idiots in congress so he wont be missed.
He prolly prefers partying with you aussies anyway.

Cool.
Buddha.

[Janx101]

Heard on radio over weekend that Sir Bob Geldof is thinking of doing another group song thing to raise money for Ebola victims etc. . It would have to be "Rock & Rolla Ebola" wouldn't it?!?!

[Supa]

Have to share it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUzHVIDCbMM

Christmas song about ebola. My favorite lyric (probably of all time): And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom

I get that they want to help, but this is just silly now.

[The Buddha]

Here is one more observation/joke.

You know who is the leader of ISIS (the terrorist group).

His name is ABOOBacker Al Bagdhadi. Yea There is a "BOOB" in his name. I think if your name has the word "BOOB" in it, I'd guess you're parents knew something about you.

Cool.
Buddha.

[The Buddha]

I've got another joke that proves I am an A$$hoal ...

So, here goes. Its a one liner. And its current news related.

Obama agrees to release the 43 kidnapped students from Immigration reform propaganda video.

Yea I'm a sarcastic prick.

Cool.
Buddha.

[yamahonkawazuki]

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Want more?! .. well ring now and be in the first 100 callers and we'll throw in a free funeral plan kit! Worth $25! ... you must act fast though because after you use our system you'll be your very own limited time offer! .. 

Ring Now! 18-DieHorribly ..

www.ebola.ded

[Janx101]

Link broke Yama?

[Electrojake]

Link broke Yama?

DONT CLICK... It's a Nigerian E-commerce bot-scam! 

[The Buddha]

Hey, I have that robot. Its ded, I mean DED. DED.
I'm a Jenius arent I, with a capital J.

Cool.
Buddha.

[The Buddha]

Ha ha ha, made up an old people joke.
OK so here goes.

In AZ nothing rusts except the old people that move there. LOL, suntan is the color of rust, more or less.

Hey in AZ everything lasts forever (as per the buddha from this site). Is that why the old people move there, so they can live forever.

LOL, a 2-fer. And I am an ageist now. Or is that AZ-ist.

Cool.
Buddha.

[Electrojake]

Hey, I have that robot. Its ded, I mean DED.

Cool.
Buddha.

Perhaps a bit more "old-school" robot then...
She's an analog. 

[Janx101]

Ford V8 289 ci badge!!

Respect!