Cool bike "phrases"

[anoopb]

Here's one that I love - while riding in the summer time and wearing all my gear..... And somebody says: "You look really hot in all that gear."

"Thanks! You're looking pretty good too!"

Always helps to have a little smirk on your face. And if the person that says you look hot is wearing patches and a vest, I suggest NOT using that response....

i have never heard those words before. Even when I wasn't wearing any gear. Except from my fiancee but she don't count!

[Big Rich]

Try wearing a black leather jacket during a heat wave and the humidity is up around 90%. People will want to discuss at great lengths how hot the weather is / how you must be melting on a bike / how they would ride around in shorts & a tshirt / etc. All the while you'll be thinking to yourself "shut your mouth so I can start riding again and cool off!"

[Slack]

I say, "Not at all, it has mesh panels and lets air flow right through it".

But I may have to start using that line for females!