So everyone here knows about annguyen1981's unnatural and morbid attachment to this board. The issue is clear as day and there's no denying it. In cases such as this, it's also easy to assume the guy obviously has no social life, no friends, no chance of scoring with the ladies (or guys maybe?), is going to live a completely useless and lonely life, and die an even lonelier death. It's easy to assume because it is, of course, true in every way possible.
I've sat here contemplating for many many nano-seconds on what to do and how I could help. If he could only meet someone special. Someone true. Someone with no self respect, a lot of time on their hands, and doesn't mind touching his pee pee, even if it is just as pathetic as him. Maybe, just maybe, annguyen1981 could be happy. But it's not that easy people. This someone special doesn't just appear all of a sudden... without a price.
With that, I'd like to introduce to you the "Get Annguyen1981 Laid" Foundation. If we can meet our goal of $15, we can use this money to help find that someone special. I leave it up to my fellow GSers as to how the money can be put to good use. We've rose before in times of need. It's time to unite once again and free a boy from his pitiful life... maybe.
If we can get 100 users to contribute $0.15 each, we'll meet our lofty, but attainable goal of $15.00. We will then send it to annguyen1981 and he must do what we decide is best with it. Your job is to discuss what that may be.
Jebus bless our measly, pathetic, and hopelessly lonely annguyen1981... and good luck to us all...
OMFG!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:bowdown:
Yes, the goal is lofty, but not unreachable. Just $.15 from 100 members will turn annguyen1981's frown upside down.
:laugh: I'm kinda curious as to what a measly $15 can do. :laugh:
So would I little man. So would I.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 05, 2006, 07:46:52 PM
:laugh: I'm kinda curious as to what a measly $15 can do. :laugh:
A bit more than $15 AUD.
Do you take PayPal?
Quote from: roguegeek on September 05, 2006, 07:44:22 PM
Yes, the goal is lofty, but not unreachable. Just $.15 from 100 members will turn annguyen1981's frown upside down.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Put me down for .30
Our annguyen1981 doesn't just deserve the run-of-the-mill....errrr...companion... he deserves the best! :laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 05, 2006, 07:46:52 PM
:laugh: I'm kinda curious as to what a measly $15 can do. :laugh:
These are some of South Bay Riders finest ladies:
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/girls.jpg)
:icon_mrgreen:
uh... thankz, but no thankz...
I lika muh ladies with a little less, uh...
baggage.
Beggars can't be choosers..... :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: pandy on September 05, 2006, 08:51:21 PM
Beggars can't be choosers..... :icon_mrgreen:
*BEGGERS*
When I get home I'll check under the back seat of the car & see if I can find some loose change to contribute. :thumb:
THankz bubba :thumb:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 05, 2006, 08:53:29 PM
Quote from: pandy on September 05, 2006, 08:51:21 PM
Beggars can't be choosers..... :icon_mrgreen:
*BEGGERS*
No wonder ya' can't get laid....ya' can't SPELL! :laugh:
Yeesh...try to get a guy a date, and this is the thanks we get.... :flipoff:
Keep in mind this is all for a good cause. There's benefits to all of this for everyone. :thumb:
Quote from: pandy on September 05, 2006, 08:43:13 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 05, 2006, 07:46:52 PM
:laugh: I'm kinda curious as to what a measly $15 can do. :laugh:
These are some of South Bay Riders finest ladies:
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/girls.jpg)
:icon_mrgreen:
My suggestion... take the one with the boobs. :thumb:
Which one? The one with the A cup? Or the one with the C's? :laugh:
how much to just take an's post counter away.....
john, you listening????
Think about what you're asking...
If they take my postcounter away, I'll have NO control over my posting. :laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 05, 2006, 09:14:59 PM
Which one? The one with the A cup? Or the one with the C's? :laugh:
Mister... err... Miss Green.
But that one's married. :laugh:
:cookoo:
QuoteSo everyone here knows about annguyen1981's unnatural and morbid attachment to this board.
...hmmmm...
(http://www.photoartclub.net/stats.jpg)
...though morbidly attached, he seems to be spending less time here not getting laid than you. Just thought I'd point that out.
Thank you Mak. I didn't even think of those stats. :thumb:
Like I told someone else... It's called INSOMNIA.
:flipoff: :laugh:
Dude, I'm laying the seed down and bedding with many women between 3am and 7am. The rest of the time I'm sleeping or posting my 2 posts per day unlike annguyen1981 30+ posts per day. :thumb:
Now are you gonna give or is annguyen1981 going to cry himself to sleep once again holding a day old microwavable burrito in one hand and himself in the other?
Quote from: roguegeek on September 05, 2006, 10:19:58 PM
Now are you gonna give or is annguyen1981 going to cry himself to sleep once again holding a day old microwavable burrito in one hand and himself in the other?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Just wondering can you really paypal just .15? And I think it would be better if we just got him a mail order bride. :icon_mrgreen: or an FOB, they are pretty gullible (sp?)
so what do you prefer an,
russian
http://www.russianladies.com/
or asian
http://www.asianeuro.com/
Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 05, 2006, 10:33:58 PM
so what do you prefer an,
russian
http://www.russianladies.com/
or asian
http://www.asianeuro.com/
He prefers breathing, but I think that's negotiable also.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 05, 2006, 07:46:52 PM
:laugh: I'm kinda curious as to what a measly $15 can do. :laugh:
Plenty of vaseline and some free porn.
or maybe a cantalope or a liver
:laugh: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
I'M IN FOR $1.00[/color][/font]
i'll donate too
Hehe pay for a years subscription for him on an online dating agency, that can't be much more than $15?!?! lol :thumb:
use this line:
"I'm an insomniac. I can go all night long baby!"
Having seen what An puts up for humor from Ebaum, I think it will take more than $15 to get someone to do the deed.
All sins carry a price, his is just more expensive than others.
I'll donate a dollar, but now I'm thinking how much would it take to keep me from banning him? $20 sounds fair.
you could get a 5 liter box of cheap wine for $15... and you can get a lot with 5 liters of wine :thumb:
Quote from: LimaXray on September 06, 2006, 11:20:00 AM
you could get a 5 liter box of cheap wine for $15... and you can get a lot with 5 liters of wine :thumb:
Yeah and some of that you get will not go away.
Quote from: dgyver on September 06, 2006, 11:32:29 AM
Quote from: LimaXray on September 06, 2006, 11:20:00 AM
you could get a 5 liter box of cheap wine for $15... and you can get a lot with 5 liters of wine :thumb:
Yeah and some of that you get will not go away.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
What would it cost to get him a warm apple pie? :icon_mrgreen: :laugh:
only 20 bucks....you ban the IP.... wow, the site would probably use half the bandwidth.....
might be a win-win deal
nothing worse than pitty sex
Quote from: rangerbrown on September 06, 2006, 07:14:54 PM
nothing worse than pitty sex
not even getting pity sex would be worse
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 06, 2006, 08:43:32 PM
not even getting pity sex would be worse
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :bowdown:
Alright, no more sending money to the Pay Pal account. It's officially closed at this point. I threw in a whole dollar just because that's how bad I feel about this thing. With the extra dollar, the grand total comes to...
(drumroll)
... $1.15!!!
Not sure which one of you is Brian, but thank you very much for your gracious contribution. We do what we can, but we also do what we must.
Ok, $1.15 doesn't meet the goal of $15, but it's still far beyond what was expected. Kudos to all of you! Now, what is ann going to do with the $1.15 he's awarded. Thoughts?
I'm Brian.
And you said not to donate more than $.15, so I didn't.
I was gonna send $3, but you know... the whole $.15 thing.
Oh crap Alpha, sorry. I've really gotta learn everyone's first names here. :oops: Just think of it this way. That's $0.15 more than anyone else cared. :thumb:
Ohh, and I need your paypal address annguyen so I can send ya the $1.15. :thumb:
Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 05, 2006, 10:33:58 PM
so what do you prefer an,
russian
http://www.russianladies.com/
or asian
http://www.asianeuro.com/
Neither... I'd prefer:
(http://www.northernstars.ca/actorsabc/Media/carter_sarah_250.jpg)
Quote from: roguegeek on September 06, 2006, 09:52:44 PM
Alright, no more sending money to the Pay Pal account. It's officially closed at this point. I threw in a whole dollar just because that's how bad I feel about this thing. With the extra dollar, the grand total comes to...
(drumroll)
... $1.15!!!
Not sure which one of you is Brian, but thank you very much for your gracious contribution. We do what we can, but we also do what we must.
Ok, $1.15 doesn't meet the goal of $15, but it's still far beyond what was expected. Kudos to all of you! Now, what is ann going to do with the $1.15 he's awarded. Thoughts?
OMG! :laugh: I didn't actually think you'd do this! :cookoo: You and ALpha are... I can't even think of the right words... It makes me *choke* *sniff* wanna hug someone *choke*
This is SOOOO touching! (in a wierd trekkie sort-of way) :laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 06, 2006, 09:58:24 PM
Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 05, 2006, 10:33:58 PM
so what do you prefer an,
russian
http://www.russianladies.com/
or asian
http://www.asianeuro.com/
Neither... I'd prefer:
(http://www.northernstars.ca/actorsabc/Media/carter_sarah_250.jpg)
Ha ha ha. Oh... oh god... oh yeah... Yeah. You're a funny guy. No seriously. Living within your means, I'm thinking we could at least score ya someone who's so doped up on heroin with no conscious of the real world anymore. Beyond that, you're asking for the impossible I think. Look on the bright side. She/he will at least be breathing... barely. :thumb:
How can you ride and not get chicks?
I mean it's like a bad TV show.
Scene 1
I show up with my helmet:
Girl: "Oooohh, so you ride?"
Me: "Yeah, it's a blast."
Insert idle chit chat. (Just chat the bird up, look at the eyes, not the assets. Talk about HER not you.)
Girl: "You should take me for a ride sometime, here's my number."
At that point all you have to do is call.
OK I realized how vague the idle chit chat is.
For Sarah (a barista at a local coffee shop, and for you coffee snobs you know that a date with a barista is considered IMPOSSIBLE) she provided me with the info that she had a 125 dirt bike when she was younger.
Me: "So did you ever ride street?"
Her: "Once on the back of my B/F's friend's bike. It was scary." (Bad experience, this is a turning point, based on her you have to either go ahead or back off the bike thing, I went ahead.)
Me: "Let me guess, he rode like a jackass to try and impress you huh?"
Her: "Yeah, he started out slow and then went way too fast and wouldn't stop." (At this point sympathize, don't go with the "pound his head" thing, it's not cool)
Me: "That's horrible, what a jerk." (No more needs to be said. Don't lavish on crap or offer a ride now. That would be bad timing moron, regardless of wording.)
Then she realized I might want a drink. I chuckle along with her. (Be warm here, not sarcastic.)
Her: "So what kind of bike is it?" (At this point reading her body language is crucial. Leaned in means she's not interested in the bike, but you. Up straight means she's interested in the bike only, or just being curious. Sarah was leaning in. :icon_mrgreen: )
Me: "Oh a GS500, it's fast enough. I didn't need a superbike just yet." (Right now you are dripping responsibility, don't f%$k it up and tell her about sitting on the tank and popping a wheelie.)
Then I started to walk off with my drink. One, two, three steps later...
Me: "If you ever decide it isn't so scary..." (Boom open ended. You can fall flat here or soar, it's her ball now. You've played it well but she's the judge...)
At which point she pressed the little feed button on the register and tore off a little sheet. BooYAH!
Ok, that's a little condensed, but the game is fun. It's like riding, even if the destination sucks the ride can still be a blast.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
An:
www.sosuave.com
Quote from: RVertigo on September 05, 2006, 07:37:44 PM
OMFG!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:bowdown:
O0 :thumb:
Quote from: roguegeek on September 06, 2006, 10:06:59 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 06, 2006, 09:58:24 PM
Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 05, 2006, 10:33:58 PM
so what do you prefer an,
russian
http://www.russianladies.com/
or asian
http://www.asianeuro.com/
Neither... I'd prefer:
(http://www.northernstars.ca/actorsabc/Media/carter_sarah_250.jpg)
Ha ha ha. Oh... oh god... oh yeah... Yeah. You're a funny guy. No seriously. Living within your means, I'm thinking we could at least score ya someone who's so doped up on heroin with no conscious of the real world anymore. Beyond that, you're asking for the impossible I think. Look on the bright side. She/he will at least be breathing... barely. :thumb:
Man thats not right, funny but not right :thumb:
For $1.15 you could probably get one of these...well at least you could rent if for an hour...
(http://www.usdrews.com/images/gdrew/gstwin/sheep.jpg)
nah take a random girl on a date to somewhere with a dollar menu and share a cheesburger or something. Bring candles, candles even make asshats look good :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: roguegeek on September 06, 2006, 09:52:44 PM
Alright, no more sending money to the Pay Pal account. It's officially closed at this point. I threw in a whole dollar just because that's how bad I feel about this thing. With the extra dollar, the grand total comes to...(drumroll)... $1.15!!!
Dude...you didn't even give us TIME to send a donation. I was waiting until my next paycheck so that I could donate .30 rather than just .15! ???
I say re-open the foundation! :mad:
:laugh:
ill send my $1.00 donation but I won't do it through PayPal.
Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 06, 2006, 10:17:47 PM
How can you ride and not get chicks?
I mean it's like a bad TV show.
Scene 1
I show up with my helmet:
Girl: "Oooohh, so you ride?"
Me: "Yeah, it's a blast."
Insert idle chit chat. (Just chat the bird up, look at the eyes, not the assets. Talk about HER not you.)
Girl: "You should take me for a ride sometime, here's my number."
At that point all you have to do is call.
OK I realized how vague the idle chit chat is.
For Sarah (a barista at a local coffee shop, and for you coffee snobs you know that a date with a barista is considered IMPOSSIBLE) she provided me with the info that she had a 125 dirt bike when she was younger.
Me: "So did you ever ride street?"
Her: "Once on the back of my B/F's friend's bike. It was scary." (Bad experience, this is a turning point, based on her you have to either go ahead or back off the bike thing, I went ahead.)
Me: "Let me guess, he rode like a jackass to try and impress you huh?"
Her: "Yeah, he started out slow and then went way too fast and wouldn't stop." (At this point sympathize, don't go with the "pound his head" thing, it's not cool)
Me: "That's horrible, what a jerk." (No more needs to be said. Don't lavish on crap or offer a ride now. That would be bad timing moron, regardless of wording.)
Then she realized I might want a drink. I chuckle along with her. (Be warm here, not sarcastic.)
Her: "So what kind of bike is it?" (At this point reading her body language is crucial. Leaned in means she's not interested in the bike, but you. Up straight means she's interested in the bike only, or just being curious. Sarah was leaning in. :icon_mrgreen: )
Me: "Oh a GS500, it's fast enough. I didn't need a superbike just yet." (Right now you are dripping responsibility, don't f%$k it up and tell her about sitting on the tank and popping a wheelie.)
Then I started to walk off with my drink. One, two, three steps later...
Me: "If you ever decide it isn't so scary..." (Boom open ended. You can fall flat here or soar, it's her ball now. You've played it well but she's the judge...)
At which point she pressed the little feed button on the register and tore off a little sheet. BooYAH!
Ok, that's a little condensed, but the game is fun. It's like riding, even if the destination sucks the ride can still be a blast.
best line ever is...
girl: nice bike... take me for a ride
guy... clearly doesn't have a second helmet with him so he can't
guy: i'd love to, but don't have a second helmet.. give me your number and i'll give you a ride later
girl writes down number
score.. +100 points for smoothness.
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 06, 2006, 05:23:22 AM
or maybe a cantalope or a liver
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Okay,bubba; I get the cantalope but what the hell does he do with the liver :o
Can you guys please stop talking about liver... I'm really tired of puking in my mouth when I read it...
BLEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: pandy on September 07, 2006, 11:44:35 AM
Quote from: roguegeek on September 06, 2006, 09:52:44 PM
Alright, no more sending money to the Pay Pal account. It's officially closed at this point. I threw in a whole dollar just because that's how bad I feel about this thing. With the extra dollar, the grand total comes to...(drumroll)... $1.15!!!
Dude...you didn't even give us TIME to send a donation. I was waiting until my next paycheck so that I could donate .30 rather than just .15! ???
I say re-open the foundation! :mad:
:laugh:
Fine fine! It's open again, but, seriously,
don't donate more than $0.30. PayPal is roguegeek@mac.com and leave your forum name in the notes so I know who to credit with it (sorry Alpha). We still have a grand total of $1.15. An, give me your damn paypal address so I know where to foward the riches when we finally reach our goal! Keep the thoughts coming. :thumb:
Donation made! :laugh: :thumb:
You guys... :cookoo:
:laugh:
I'll give you my Paypal once you get enough for an 2006 R6S (blue of course). I'll have enough confidence, that I'll start zooming by chicks and honking the horn.
:laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 07, 2006, 07:04:12 PM
I'll give you my Paypal once you get enough for an 2006 R6S (blue of course). I'll have enough confidence, that I'll start zooming by chicks and honking the horn. :laugh:
And then you'll have a pandy moment.... ??? :laugh:
Most likely. I've figured out that I will never drop my bike until I get a brand new one. :cry:
And chances are, it'll happen on the first day of ownership. :dunno_white:
if this thread for real?
I hope not, 'cause that would mean that all these people donating to "my" fund would be bigger losers than me.
:flipoff: :laugh: :laugh: :cheers:
I donated again. $.30 this time!
Wow guys!!! You seriously bring me to tears. The outpour of emotions in the form of currency have been, to say the least, overwhelming! We are up to...
(another drumroll)
$5.25!!!
Pandy, you have gone above and beyond with your donation, but please people... no more than $0.30. Alpha, thanx again! The cause is a worthy one and I'm sure when we all expire from this life and meet our maker, the great Lord Plogart of the Destrimoca System (http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=28317.msg303096#msg303096), he will see the great deeds we've done here and will be guarantied a place by his side.
An, you are in for a treat. That's fer serious. :thumb:
I'd donate $0.30 myself, but that'd be spoiling the whole "CHARITY" thing...
:laugh:
Bump
Come on people this is for a good cause! A member of our family needs help, for just .30 cents you can turn An's life upside down and put a big smile on this face. Let him know there's more to life than chat rooms and PWing on message boards. The goal of this foundation can be reached but only with the help of our members.
So reach deep into your pockets and blow off the pocket lint and donate the .30 cents, so An can experiance (sp?) what everyone else has sense we were 15.
I don't do paypal, but I can owe Pandy a dollar if she donates for me. Please?
My WWSD (what would scratch do) braclet is tingling.
$0.15 is a bit steep, though. I am not rich like Alpha, Pandy or Scratch.
I'll see what I can do.
Anyway how will you get AN out the house once you do scrounge up the cash? Maybe you could order in? But what if it comes back?
I shiver at the thought of what $15 would buy. Who knows, An might be able to keep it for the rest of his life. :thumb:
If he doesn't do what we intend for him to do with it, it'll be something he'll have to live with the rest of his cold lonely life. He doesn't want that now, does he? Plus, we'll probably ask him to take pics for proof.
Are you guys implying that I should buy one of these?
(http://biffstoejam.com/sheep_doll.jpg)
mmmm.....yeah :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: scratch on September 08, 2006, 12:54:03 PM
I don't do paypal, but I can owe Pandy a dollar if she donates for me. Please?
Done! :laugh:
THat's a sheep thing if you can't tell.. I just realized that the picture of the product is horrible. :laugh:
I think Pany needs a life too. :icon_twisted: :laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 08, 2006, 09:09:56 PM
I think Pany needs a life too. :icon_twisted: :laugh:
But I get laid whenever I want! :icon_twisted:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: She's.....got ya there,buddy. :thumb:
Lemme go take a picture of what I'm doing. And I can do it any time I want. Be right back...
Rut roh....uh..never mind there, bud :o :laugh:
???
:nono: Please wash your hands throughly before returning to the keyboard. :nono:
Make sure you're wearing the proper protective gear.
You might damage an eye.....
Quote from: average on September 08, 2006, 09:21:18 PM
:nono: Please wash your hands throughly before returning to the keyboard. :nono:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *cleaning off LCD* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Should you wear your riding jacket in case of a lowside?
Damn Average guessed it.
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/1407/img0383xq0.jpg)
It took me five tries to get the picture somewhat decent. I suck at taking pics.
Thank goodness we have this fund goin' for ya'....we can do better than THAT for ya with the $15!!! :icon_mrgreen:
Probably should don that helmet....Faceshield DOWN! :laugh: :laugh:
One thing I will say... The first couple months of owning a harley I fell into all kinds of strange... It's an excellent icebreaker/conversation starter... And the funny thing is... it's always the 24-30 year old girls that drive cavaliers/sunfires and grand am's....
My suggestion... With only $15... Roll up into a trailer court in style...
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/fettcols/101_0339-2.jpg)
Amazing!!! We are now up to...
(yet another drumroll)
...$5.25!!!
An, it is obvious the people here truly care for your well being. That or they just feel very sorry for your pathetic muck that non-sex-deprived people would normally call a life. :thumb:
I'd read through the posts, but it's 1:30am and I'm tired from all of the women I've bedded today. Did we come up with what he's going to do with the new found riches?
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 08, 2006, 09:31:43 PM
Damn Average guessed it.
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/1407/img0383xq0.jpg)
It took me five tries to get the picture somewhat decent. I suck at taking pics.
I like how you gave it an ear ring just to hit home the fact that it's suppose to be a girl, but you aren't fooling me. :thumb:
Thankz man. Without the earring, it just looked like a monkey or something.
Bump....come on, people...this is serious business! :laugh:
Yeeeah....
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need to get laid
:laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 04:09:08 PM
Yeeeah....
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need to get laid
:laugh:
walk into any bar at 1:59am and say that really loud
im not saying anything about the quality or size of who will respond (or sex for that matter)
but you will get laid
Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 11, 2006, 06:03:17 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 04:09:08 PM
Yeeeah....
I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need to get laid
:laugh:
walk into any bar at 1:59am and say that really loud
im not saying anything about the quality or size of who will respond (or sex for that matter)
but you will get laid
I've tried this before. The outcome... wasn't good. Besides, maybe you forgot who we were talking about.
Quote from: roguegeek on September 11, 2006, 06:05:30 PM
I've tried this before. The outcome... wasn't good. Besides, maybe you forgot who we were talking about.
OooOOooOOooooOoooOOOOOouch.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:flipoff: :laugh:
Alright. I'm not letting this die. I'm fighting for ya An. Fighting with all my heart! We have a new grand total!
(what? another drumroll? ok)
$5.25!!!
Alright, so it's the same grand total as before. I guess this is how much everyone cares for you. What's your paypal address An? I'm giving you this hunk o cash now and you're going to do what we want ya to do with it.
I think An should paypal $0.50 to everyone that has to skim over his posts.
:laugh: :flipoff:
:thumb:
:laugh:
Quote from: roguegeek on September 14, 2006, 02:34:01 PM
Alright. I'm not letting this die. I'm fighting for ya An. Fighting with all my heart! We have a new grand total!
(what? another drumroll? ok)
$5.25!!!
Alright, so it's the same grand total as before. I guess this is how much everyone cares for you. What's your paypal address An? I'm giving you this hunk o cash now and you're going to do what we want ya to do with it.
I hope you guys aren't serious. And if you are, you're gonna have to do some digging to get my paypal addy. :icon_razz: :laugh:
I dont do pay pal, but I do have a 10yo prophylactic that I'm willing to post over if you want it :dunno_white:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 14, 2006, 08:22:45 PM
I dont do pay pal, but I do have a 10yo prophylactic that I'm willing to post over if you want it :dunno_white:
I'll take it!
Ok I'll ship it over.
Its in perfect nick except for two holes in the package where I had it stapled to the side of the draw. O0
THANKZ MAN!
I'm gonna be...
uh...
um...
*spt* Hey Bubba... What's a prophylactic do??
It's a rubber
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 14, 2006, 07:42:29 PM
I hope you guys aren't serious. And if you are, you're gonna have to do some digging to get my paypal addy. :icon_razz: :laugh:
We can send him a check....he shipped me something once, so I know his work addie.... :icon_twisted:
I'm willing to bet you no longer have that info. That was MONTHS ago.
LET'S GET GOING PEOPLE!!! CHOP CHOP!!! I NEED $500 DOLLARS!!! ASAP!!!
Why you ask???Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 14, 2006, 09:08:09 PM
Annguyen, if you ride up here I will personally see to finding you a woman.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 14, 2006, 09:16:10 PM
Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 14, 2006, 09:08:09 PM
Annguyen, if you ride up here I will personally see to finding you a woman.
A REAL woman? :laugh:
Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 14, 2006, 09:19:14 PM
Yes. Seriously. Even if I have to pay for it.
You know in Nevada we have LEGAL prostitution right?
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 14, 2006, 09:20:09 PM
Would 5.25 cover ANYTHING? "cause that's how much my "get laid" fund is. :laugh:
Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 14, 2006, 09:22:09 PM
Naw it would be like 500 if you go legal, but it would be a chick from a porn video or a hustler girl or something.
(Seriously, it's only porn star celebrities down there...)
You know, I think I may have created a monster.....
Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 14, 2006, 09:34:06 PM
You know, I think I may have created a monster.....
Where's your donation, soldier?!?!?!? :laugh:
You know, on Craigslist there are a bunch of nice ladies offering to exchange favors for "donations." I bet if we all searched, we could find something (I mean someone) willing to accept An's "donation" (and his $5.25 too). :icon_razz:
Ahahaha.
I'll wait till you show up, then I'll toss 30 bucks into the fire.
(Yes, that's a real 30 bucks.)
Quote from: El Noobo on September 14, 2006, 09:36:33 PM
You know, on Craigslist there are a bunch of nice ladies offering to exchange favors for "donations." I bet if we all searched, we could find something (I mean someone) willing to accept An's "donation" (and his $5.25 too). :icon_razz:
What's the site? I've got to help in this search too. :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on September 14, 2006, 08:51:08 PM
We can send him a check....he shipped me something once, so I know his work addie.... :icon_twisted:
Heck, if you have his work address, we can send him a whole lot more than just a check. Anyone remember the singing crossdresser scene from Robin William's film
The Fisher King? :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 14, 2006, 09:40:30 PM
What's the site? I've got to help in this search too. :laugh:
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Here you go An, straight from central MA--Ms. "Something Spicy?" herself: http://worcester.craigslist.org/ers/207415990.html :kiss3:
I got an idea for you An. If your a US citizen I can get you laid. I know a few girls around 18 - 22 that are looking to get married to a US citizen, and just think you know she won't leave you for at least 5 years :icon_mrgreen:
And on the plus side sense they don't speak much english you won't have to much nagging :thumb:
A guy i used to work with said he knew some asian girls in chicago that would pay around 20 to 30 thosand for marraige,
http://worcester.craigslist.org/ers/207125288.html
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on September 15, 2006, 01:34:57 AM
http://worcester.craigslist.org/ers/207125288.html
Perfect!!! $60 an hour so with the $5.25 you could get 5 whole minutes! You could probably have at least 5 happy ending within that time. Well worth the money if you ask me.
:thumb:
Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 15, 2006, 12:55:56 AM
A guy i used to work with said he knew some asian girls in chicago that would pay around 20 to 30 thosand for marraige,
A friend of my parent's offerred for me to travel overseas and marry his niece so she could come to the US. He said he'd pay for everything, including an additional $50,000 for me.
I understand arranged marriages are common in some countries, but I was born here in the US, so I am basically 100% American. But when my parents asked me if I wanted to participate, that got my blood boiling. I couldn't believe that they even ASKED me. :mad:
50K? whats her #?
Damn thats more than what they were offering, only about 30K here. But hey 30K to get married and have sex with pretty asian ladies, I guess it could be worse
Hell, I'll go get her and marry her for 50K!! :P :laugh:
Hell... it sure beats a trip to the trailer park to find a wife...
More donated! :)
Quote from: El Noobo on September 14, 2006, 09:36:33 PM
You know, on Craigslist there are a bunch of nice ladies offering to exchange favors for "donations." I bet if we all searched, we could find something (I mean someone) willing to accept An's "donation" (and his $5.25 too). :icon_razz:
Have a look at this for a sample of your craigslist "ladies" :o
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0913061craigslist1.html
The point is... She's someone I DON'T KNOW.
Granted, I may end up liking and loving her, but there's that 50% chance I won't. I'm only 25, but I beleive in marraige to one person for a lifetime. I'm old fashioned, but not old.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 15, 2006, 03:57:25 AM
Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 15, 2006, 12:55:56 AM
A guy i used to work with said he knew some asian girls in chicago that would pay around 20 to 30 thosand for marraige,
A friend of my parent's offerred for me to travel overseas and marry his niece so she could come to the US. He said he'd pay for everything, including an additional $50,000 for me.
I understand arranged marriages are common in some countries, but I was born here in the US, so I am basically 100% American. But when my parents asked me if I wanted to participate, that got my blood boiling. I couldn't believe that they even ASKED me. :mad:
Did you tell him about our Foundation? He's someone who is obviously recognizes your needs. I'm sure he can help get us up to $15.
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on September 15, 2006, 12:23:53 PM
More donated! :)
The Foundation thanks you for your VERY gracious contributions!
An, where's the damn pay pal e-mail address?!
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 15, 2006, 04:55:00 PM
only 25, but I beleive in marraige to one person for a lifetime. I'm old fashioned, but not old.
Don't worry, An. Finding "Mrs. Right" is entirely up to you. We're just trying to help you find "Mrs. Right Now!" :laugh: (trust me, "Mrs. Right" costs much, much more :icon_razz: )
BTW:, what is the new grand total for the "Foundation?"
Donation made for Ceekie! :laugh:
The outpour of emotions has been overwhelming. Is that a tear I see in your eye Pandy? Let's check the total...
(duh-du-duh-du-duh-du-drumroll)
$11.74!!!
Dreams really do come true so it seems! An, you are a lucky lucky boy. It's almost like "make a wish" except we are making the wish for you. You'd probably just spend it on internet access and Jebus knows we all really don't want that.
So have we finalized what An is doing with the money yet?
Quote from: BenderShould I buy one $1000 hookerbot or one thousand $1 hookerbots?
Mmm... hookerbots... :thumb:
OMFG!!! I totally know what to do with the money!!! I'm a freakin' genius!!!
An... congratulation!!! You're going to be able to end the oppression of men and boys who have freely chosen mutually consenting relationships and, hopefully, share in one yourself. I think you deserve a membership to...
The North American Man/Boy Love Association!!!
(http://216.220.97.17/newlogo1.jpg) (http://www.nambla.org/)
Good idea, yeah! Thoughts?
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 15, 2006, 03:57:25 AM
Quote from: zukiGS500 on September 15, 2006, 12:55:56 AM
A guy i used to work with said he knew some asian girls in chicago that would pay around 20 to 30 thosand for marraige,
A friend of my parent's offerred for me to travel overseas and marry his niece so she could come to the US. He said he'd pay for everything, including an additional $50,000 for me.
I understand arranged marriages are common in some countries, but I was born here in the US, so I am basically 100% American. But when my parents asked me if I wanted to participate, that got my blood boiling. I couldn't believe that they even ASKED me. :mad:
50k I'll marry a man!
Quote from: roguegeek on September 19, 2006, 08:22:14 PM
Good idea, yeah! Thoughts?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I think we should wait 'til the whole $15.00 is in.....no sense skimping when we're so close...he's waited THIS long..... :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on September 19, 2006, 08:44:24 PM
Quote from: roguegeek on September 19, 2006, 08:22:14 PM
Good idea, yeah! Thoughts?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I think we should wait 'til the whole $15.00 is in.....no sense skimping when we're so close...he's waited THIS long..... :laugh:
What about the $500 for the legal prostitutes in Nevada? You know... The porn stars and such?
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 19, 2006, 09:07:41 PM
What about the $500 for the legal prostitutes in Nevada? You know... The porn stars and such?
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You know An, with only $11 raised so far, the closest we could get you to a woman might have to be a box of these:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8596581027310074050&q=Hotdogs+for+Homophobes&hl=en
uggghhh...
Quote from: El Noobo on September 19, 2006, 09:10:52 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 19, 2006, 09:07:41 PM
What about the $500 for the legal prostitutes in Nevada? You know... The porn stars and such?
Quote
You know An, with only $11 raised so far, the closest we could get you to a woman might have to be a box of these:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8596581027310074050&q=Hotdogs+for+Homophobes&hl=en
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
THat's not gonna happen.
Ever.
No way.
:laugh: Then why are you secretly considering it :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Come on, folks...donate to the fund...let's take it up to $15 so we can get this lad laid.... :icon_twisted:
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 06:31:20 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Come on, folks...donate to the fund...let's take it up to $15 so we can get this lad laid.... :icon_twisted:
So does this mean I'll have to supply the other $485?
Yes! :flipoff:
:laugh: :laugh: And about another $5, Yanno she's going to want to eat...Dollar Menu and all..... :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: average on September 20, 2006, 07:25:38 PM
:laugh: :laugh: And about another $5, Yanno she's going to want to eat...Dollar Menu and all..... :laugh: :laugh:
(http://www.pnwriders.com/forum/images/smilies/crackup.gif)
Just find a bar where desperate middle age divorcees hang out & send him there. I'm sure that they would eager to fix up a strapping young lad like An :thumb:
Probably wouldn't need to spend all of his $15 either. O0
Bubba; are you trying to set him up with a cougar?
cougar(coo' ger) n - Middle aged woman in search of a young buck.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 07:37:47 PM
Just find a bar where desperate middle age divorcees hang out & send him there. I'm sure that they would eager to fix up a strapping young lad like An :thumb:
Probably wouldn't need to spend all of his $15 either. O0
I agree. We need to send An on a GSTwins exchange. Like Rodney (pictured below), An too could travel to the Land Down Under and meet the love of his life. And $15 buys a whole lot of alfalfa! :icon_mrgreen:
(http://bikes.grandprix.com.au/var/agpc_bikes/storage/images-versioned/2787/1-eng-AU/carlos_checa_at_the_sheep_station_00061.jpg)
Quote from: average on September 20, 2006, 07:54:36 PM
Bubba; are you trying to set him up with a cougar?
cougar(coo' ger) n - Middle aged woman in search of a young buck.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yep something like that could be good for him. They might even teach him a thing or two :icon_mrgreen:
mmmm....
That there sheep looks mighty...
uh...
oops...
DAMN!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yes, I'm a secret ADL...
Annonymous Sheep Lover.
:laugh: :laugh:
Two things to remember:
1) Sheep can hear zippers
2) gumboots & velcro gloves are invaluable tools
:thumb: :thumb:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 09:18:41 PM
Two things to remember:
1) Sheep can hear zippers
2) gumboots & velcro gloves are invaluable tools
:thumb: :thumb:
Thankz for the tip about the zippe...
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT, HMMM????
:laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 20, 2006, 09:25:28 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 09:18:41 PM
Two things to remember:
1) Sheep can hear zippers
2) gumboots & velcro gloves are invaluable tools
:thumb: :thumb:
Thankz for the tip about the zippe...
HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT, HMMM????
:laugh:
Cause sheep wont tell & neither will I :laugh:
:laugh: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA :laugh:
You guys are new fools;SMH...
:laugh: :cheers:
oh the poor little sheep :(
This is one of the longest threads I've seen in a while... :laugh:
Towely says: Its always important to bring a towel :laugh:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 08:22:40 PM
Quote from: average on September 20, 2006, 07:54:36 PM
Bubba; are you trying to set him up with a cougar?
cougar(coo' ger) n - Middle aged woman in search of a young buck.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Yep something like that could be good for him. They might even teach him a thing or two :icon_mrgreen:
You know, in some cultures, young men are guided to sexual maturity by older, experienced women. The movie
The Graduate plays off this concept as one happening in the suburbs rather than an exotic jungle.
I think we need to look for such a guide for An--his own Mrs. Robinson. Now where could we find somone to help An? She would have to be older, experienced, interested in motorcycles, interested in impossible cases, a woman.....hmmmmmm....someone like....
(http://www.astor-theatre.com/images/in-line/posters/postersT/the-graduate.jpg)
Pandy?
You know I have been with a few early blooming cougars (early/mid thirties) and yeah...
Facking mind blowing (except for that one... COLD FISH.)
I made a real quick recreation of the poor little sheep.
(http://www.projectrich.com/misc/sheep.jpg)
Look how scared they are! :(
Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 20, 2006, 09:45:41 PM
You know I have been with a few early blooming cougars (early/mid thirties) and yeah...
Facking mind blowing (except for that one... COLD FISH.)
So mid thirties is middle age :o :o :cry:
Note the "early blooming"
Quote from: El Noobo on September 20, 2006, 09:44:14 PM
Pandy?
I think Anne Bancroft is an EXCELLENT suggestion! :thumb: :laugh:
Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 20, 2006, 09:57:30 PM
Note the "early blooming"
Si next time I'll read the post properly ;)
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:01:24 PM
Quote from: El Noobo on September 20, 2006, 09:44:14 PM
Pandy?
I think Anne Bancroft is an EXCELLENT suggestion! :thumb: :laugh:
Nice evasive maneuver! Did you learn that one through the MSF? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: El Noobo on September 20, 2006, 10:03:48 PM
Nice evasive maneuver! Did you learn that one through the MSF? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Everyone should practice emergency swerving! :thumb: :icon_mrgreen:
I practice it between manhole covers on backroads.
Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 20, 2006, 10:07:26 PM
I practice it between manhole covers on backroads.
"You know that makes me uncomfortable enough to mace somebody." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I practice mine walking through the lounge room with a glass of beer in each hand dodging kids, toys & the dog. :cheers:
Quote from: El Noobo on September 20, 2006, 10:09:30 PM
"You know that makes me uncomfortable enough to mace somebody." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
What....ya' don't like backroads, back allies, back...doors? :laugh:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:12:14 PM
I practice mine walking through the lounge room with a glass of beer in each hand dodging kids, toys & the dog. :cheers:
Making your way to the sheep? :icon_twisted:
You have learned well, Young Skywalker O0
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:12:14 PM
I practice mine walking through the lounge room with a glass of beer in each hand dodging kids, toys & the dog. :cheers:
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:12:52 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:12:14 PM
I practice mine walking through the lounge room with a glass of beer in each hand dodging kids, toys & the dog. :cheers:
Making your way to the sheep? :icon_twisted:
LMAO :laugh: :icon_lol:
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:12:52 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:12:14 PM
I practice mine walking through the lounge room with a glass of beer in each hand dodging kids, toys & the dog. :cheers:
Making your way to the sheep? :icon_twisted:
Gee wiz you dont read things very well at times :nono:
I had a beer in each hand so I was coming back from the Baaaaaa :laugh:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:20:37 PM
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:12:52 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:12:14 PM
I practice mine walking through the lounge room with a glass of beer in each hand dodging kids, toys & the dog. :cheers:
Making your way to the sheep? :icon_twisted:
Gee wiz you dont read things very well at times :nono:
I had a beer in each hand so I was coming back from the Baaaaaa :laugh:
You know, you can't pull the wool over this guy's eyes. :icon_razz:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:20:37 PM
Gee wiz you dont read things very well at times :nono: I had a beer in each hand so I was coming back from the Baaaaaa :laugh:
I thought one was for the sheep! You didn't even bring her a cocktail when you were done with her!? ....so to speak.... :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:23:08 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:20:37 PM
Gee wiz you dont read things very well at times :nono: I had a beer in each hand so I was coming back from the Baaaaaa :laugh:
I thought one was for the sheep! You didn't even bring her a cocktail when you were done with her!? ....so to speak.... :laugh:
Hey...the sheep was already at home. He was the one that had to walk back to the house :laugh: :cheers:
Quote from: average on September 20, 2006, 10:24:07 PM
Hey...the sheep was already at home. He was the one that had to walk back to the house :laugh: :cheers:
I guess I should be happy that HE didn't have the poor SHEEP fetch HIM a beer! ??? :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:23:08 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:20:37 PM
Gee wiz you dont read things very well at times :nono: I had a beer in each hand so I was coming back from the Baaaaaa :laugh:
I thought one was for the sheep! You didn't even bring her a cocktail when you were done with her!? ....so to speak.... :laugh:
Well, let's just say that Bubba puts the "ew" in ewe. :icon_razz:
Quote from: average on September 20, 2006, 10:24:07 PM
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:23:08 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:20:37 PM
Gee wiz you dont read things very well at times :nono: I had a beer in each hand so I was coming back from the Baaaaaa :laugh:
I thought one was for the sheep! You didn't even bring her a cocktail when you were done with her!? ....so to speak.... :laugh:
Hey...the sheep was already at home. He was the one that had to walk back to the house :laugh: :cheers:
Oh, the walk of shame--with a sheepish look on his face, no less! :icon_mrgreen:
It doesn't matter what else you've done in your life, all it takes is one sheep & ppl never forget :mad:
And it's with "shear" delight that we'll keep reminding you! :icon_twisted:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:28:36 PM
It doesn't matter what else you've done in your life, all it takes is one sheep & ppl never forget :mad:
"Do they call me MacTavish the shipbuilder....?"
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhh! :laugh:
Well I do have a sheep skin seat cover on my bike :flipoff:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:32:18 PM
Well I do have a sheep skin seat cover on my bike :flipoff:
Ah, the memories...some keep a locket with a curl of their sweetheart's hair, but Bubba really fleeces his true loves. :icon_razz:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:32:18 PM
Well I do have a sheep skin seat cover on my bike :flipoff:
Did she resist? :o
Quote from: El Noobo on September 20, 2006, 10:37:21 PM
Ah, the memories...some keep a locket with a curl of their sweetheart's hair, but Bubba really fleeces his true loves. :icon_razz:
At least he's not a bleating heart! :icon_lol:
But I'm not ghey, I went for Baaabra & not Sean :flipoff:
LMAO....
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:41:07 PM
Quote from: El Noobo on September 20, 2006, 10:37:21 PM
Ah, the memories...some keep a locket with a curl of their sweetheart's hair, but Bubba really fleeces his true loves. :icon_razz:
At least he's not a bleating heart! :icon_lol:
No, to Bubba she was nothing more than a piece of tail...and back....and belly....and whatever else they make those covers out of.
You mean he's running a chop shop!? ??? :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:43:08 PM
But I'm not ghey, I went for Baaabra & not Sean :flipoff:
Oh quit holding out on us....let's not forget Baaaaaaart.
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:45:04 PM
You mean he's running a chop shop!? ??? :icon_mrgreen:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Well...uh...I guess she can't tell the wife at this point :laugh:
Quote from: average on September 20, 2006, 10:46:33 PM
Well...uh...I guess she can't tell the wife at this point :laugh:
If she would have been able to cook in the first place I wouldn't have needed a wife
Quote from: average on September 20, 2006, 10:46:33 PM
Well...uh...I guess she can't tell the wife at this point :laugh:
Nor can she continue to charge him....."For dead sheep sell no tail."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: El Noobo on September 20, 2006, 10:47:57 PM
Nor can she continue to charge him....."For dead sheep sell no tail."
If he's three sheeps to the wind, he wouldn't remember that there was anything to tell!
Quote from: El Noobo on September 20, 2006, 10:47:57 PM
Quote from: average on September 20, 2006, 10:46:33 PM
Well...uh...I guess she can't tell the wife at this point :laugh:
Nor can she continue to charge him....."For dead sheep sell no tail."
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Guess I dont have to be on the run from the law to on the lamb then :icon_twisted:
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:49:41 PM
Quote from: El Noobo on September 20, 2006, 10:47:57 PM
Nor can she continue to charge him....."For dead sheep sell no tail."
If he's three sheeps to the wind, he wouldn't remember that there was anything to tell!
Yeah, I guess in a lot of ways they were like two sheeps passing in the night...
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 10:53:11 PM
Guess I dont have to be on the run from the law to on the lamb then :icon_twisted:
Um, Bubba...It was being on the lamb that caused you to have to run from the law in the first place.
Ewe are all just reaching now...
Quote from: pandy on September 20, 2006, 10:55:30 PM
Ewe are all just reaching now...
No, only Bubba reaches for ewe. Oh yes, let's not forget Rodney too.
I feel sheepish for letting the cat out of the bag
Ooh,Paaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddddddddddddddy! I smell a custom title coming on. O0
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 20, 2006, 11:04:36 PM
I feel sheepish for letting the cat out of the bag
Bubba, I think your recreational ruminant rendezvous can be forgiven. The important thing is to put the past behind ewe. If you're having difficulty letting go, perhaps try reading
I'm OK, Ewe-r OK.
p.s. Contribute to An's Fund!
An,
With our vast fundraising efforts, we've found the woman to do the deed. She's getting hot and sweaty just for you:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4685232705501590291
:o That is just nasty, now escuse me while i clean the vom of the monitor.
Noobo you just made the list for posting that.
She's actually smaller than I used to be. :flipoff:
And at least she's exercising.... unlike the rest of you slugs who are sitting here on your 'puters, NOT getting laid :P
Quote from: pandy on September 22, 2006, 05:17:04 PM
unlike the rest of you slugs who are sitting here on your 'puters, NOT getting laid :P
Um, Pandy, isn't that what internet pr0n is for? :laugh:
Quote from: El Noobo on September 22, 2006, 06:13:09 PM
Um, Pandy, isn't that what internet pr0n is for? :laugh:
I suppose if you can't get the real thang? :dunno_white:
Nothing but the best for our An, though. We're raising that $15.00 so that he can have a REAL experience! No more cyber lovin' for him! :thumb: :laugh:
I'm exercising, dodging responsibilities, jumping to conclusions, running down people.
Anyhow I get enough exercise when the wife hides the remotes & I've got to search the house for them.
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 22, 2006, 06:28:43 PM
I'm exercising, dodging responsibilities, jumping to conclusions, running down people.
Anyhow I get enough exercise when the wife hides the remotes & I've got to search the house for them.
mine does that too..... hides the cookies as well :bs:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 22, 2006, 06:28:43 PM
Anyhow I get enough exercise when the wife hides the remotes & I've got to search the house for them.
Not to mention while you're playing the "sit up and beg" game! :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on September 22, 2006, 07:20:47 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 22, 2006, 06:28:43 PM
Anyhow I get enough exercise when the wife hides the remotes & I've got to search the house for them.
Not to mention while you're playing the "sit up and beg" game! :laugh:
Yeah well that game usually ends in tears.... mine :cry:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 22, 2006, 07:33:29 PM
Yeah well that game usually ends in tears.... mine :cry:
Maybe sit up, beg, and rub her feetz at the same time? :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 22, 2006, 05:15:47 PM
:o That is just nasty, now escuse me while i clean the vom of the monitor.
Noobo you just made the list for posting that.
I guess I'm not gonna click the link...
Quote from: The Post Whore on September 22, 2006, 08:05:21 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 22, 2006, 05:15:47 PM
:o That is just nasty, now escuse me while i clean the vom of the monitor.
Noobo you just made the list for posting that.
I guess I'm not gonna click the link...
It's not that bad I was just being a drama queen.
Rub her feet Pandy, eeer yuk :laugh:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 22, 2006, 08:47:13 PM
Rub her feet Pandy, eeer yuk :laugh:
Yeesh...ya' married someone whose feetz ya' can't stand? ??? I wonder what parts of you she considers yuck? :icon_twisted: :laugh:
The thing I don't understand is why it's easier to get hooked up when your married or have a girlfriend?
Long time ago when I was young, I use to have a hard time meeting girls. Finally got a girl friend, then it seemed like boom all these other girls wanted to go out with me.
Broke up with girlfriend and couldn't get a date to save my life for a few months. Then got another girl friend, got married ( not smart thing to do she was alot younger than me ) anyway. All of a sudden had alot of ladies wanting to go out with me. At this point in time I lived in a small middle Ga. town moved there because new wife wanted to be closer to her parents, anyway here's how the conversations went
Female " Hi"
Me " Hello"
Female " You want to go out sometime?"
Me " Sorry but I'm married"
Female " Thats ok, I don't care if your married"
Me :o
So we got divorced ( after 6 months) and had another dry spell, then I think I went a little crazy because my memory is hazy for the next 6 months do remember getting only about 2 to 3 hrs sleep per night because I was out drinking / partying to much. Moved back to Atlanta. After waking up next to a few to many ladies I didn't remember the previous nights I stoped going out.
Next two years dated on and off nothing serious but damn it was hard meeting girls. Then I met my wife, and it happend again, I could get a date with a simple conversation.
Oh and I have dated a few girls that should never ever ever wear sandals :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on September 22, 2006, 10:07:25 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on September 22, 2006, 08:47:13 PM
Rub her feet Pandy, eeer yuk :laugh:
Yeesh...ya' married someone whose feetz ya' can't stand? ??? I wonder what parts of you she considers yuck? :icon_twisted: :laugh:
Prolly me fat gut & man boobs :flipoff:
Ill bet :laugh: Probably from all that Stout that you make :laugh:
Quote from: average on September 23, 2006, 01:05:02 AM
Ill bet :laugh: Probably from all that Stout that you make :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: blue05twin on September 22, 2006, 11:38:05 PM
The thing I don't understand is why it's easier to get hooked up when your married or have a girlfriend?
Long time ago when I was young, I use to have a hard time meeting girls. Finally got a girl friend, then it seemed like boom all these other girls wanted to go out with me.
When it rains it pours.... It's been one wet summer for me!
Quote from: blue05twin on September 22, 2006, 11:38:05 PM
The thing I don't understand is why it's easier to get hooked up when your married or have a girlfriend?
Air of desperation disappears? ;)
Quote from: pandy on September 23, 2006, 09:30:32 AM
Quote from: blue05twin on September 22, 2006, 11:38:05 PM
The thing I don't understand is why it's easier to get hooked up when your married or have a girlfriend?
Air of desperation disappears? ;)
:laugh: Yeah I was depressed when my first girlfriend broke up but I was very happy when I got divorced :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: blue05twin on September 23, 2006, 10:32:01 AM
:laugh: Yeah I was depressed when my first girlfriend broke up but I was very happy when I got divorced :icon_mrgreen:
So I should only get girlfriends and not get married. check.
:laugh:
Quote from: The Post Whore on September 23, 2006, 08:53:57 PM
So I should only get girlfriends and not get married. check.
:laugh:
How did you get so wise so young? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Chilly Willy on September 23, 2006, 09:00:02 PM
How did you get so wise so young? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Experience???
No... that's not it. :laugh:
An:
1. get a hooker
2. get laid.
If you need more indept instructions, you're in trouble :laugh:
"Learn from the mistakes of others, for you'll never live long enough to learn from all of your own." :laugh: :laugh:
I've already got a hook
(http://www.seawear.com/images/fish-hooks/shark-hook~102.jpg)
Quote from: The Post Whore on September 23, 2006, 09:11:34 PM
I've already got a hook
(http://www.seawear.com/images/fish-hooks/shark-hook~102.jpg)
Flag on the play
Illegal use of cheezy internet pic(which took a sec to get :cookoo:)
10 yd penalty
1st down!
:laugh:
Must be football season!
I like cricket, but it's not televised in the U.S. :bs:
Oh you guys know it's time for an update! We're at...
$11.74 !!!
Umm, yeah. It's the same number as before. Nobody loves ya I guess An. As tempting as it would be to "go on, take the money and run", I simply can't. I must keep in mind the suffering of our poor little An. We will not forget.
I'd love to read through all those pages, but yeah, I'm lazy. What's he doing with his $11.74?
What's the damn paypal address to send this to An?!
An just PM'd me and asked me to tell you his Paypal address is 3imo@yahoo.com
~~ah..too obvious, huh?...damnit!
An anonymous donor came forward and asked me to contribute to make it $15.00 even. An should be good to go! :laugh:
this entire thread make me laugh a lot :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: An, you can even get an inflateable sheep with life like love pillows :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: natedawg120 on September 27, 2006, 08:06:33 AM
this entire thread make me laugh a lot :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: An, you can even get an inflateable sheep with life like love pillows :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
An inflatable sheep? Really?
Where?
In Idaho--where the potatoes grow--where men are men, and sheep are scared. :)
Quote from: Chilly Willy on September 27, 2006, 06:33:18 PM
In Idaho--where the potatoes grow--where men are men, and sheep are used to it. :)
Quote from: Chilly Willy on September 27, 2006, 06:33:18 PM
In Idaho--where the potatoes grow--where men are men, and sheep are boyz. :)
Here it is folks...The Official Get An Nguyen 1981 Laid Foundation t-shirt!!!
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=noah.barfield%40gmail.com&F=gstwins2
All proceeds from the sale of these shirts will go to the Get An Nguyen 1981 Laid Foundation.
Chilly Willy
Are these going into production & can you get them in a long sleeve t-shirt?
If we get enough people to commit to buying one, yes. I think that the minimum batch order is six.
Chilly Willy
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on September 28, 2006, 07:43:28 AM
Quote from: Chilly Willy on September 27, 2006, 06:33:18 PM
In Idaho--where the potatoes grow--where men are men, and sheep are boyz, and pandy is nowhere to be found. :)
...fixed :laugh:
Quote from: Chilly Willy on October 01, 2006, 10:08:47 PM
Here it is folks...The Official Get An Nguyen 1981 Laid Foundation t-shirt!!!
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=noah.barfield%40gmail.com&F=gstwins2
All proceeds from the sale of these shirts will go to the Get An Nguyen 1981 Laid Foundation.
Chilly Willy
AWESOME!!!!!
Quote from: Chilly Willy on October 01, 2006, 10:08:47 PM
Here it is folks...The Official Get An Nguyen 1981 Laid Foundation t-shirt!!!
http://customink.com/cink/r.jsp?E=noah.barfield%40gmail.com&F=gstwins2
All proceeds from the sale of these shirts will go to the Get An Nguyen 1981 Laid Foundation.
Chilly Willy
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: MMO junkie on October 02, 2006, 12:54:51 AM
Quote from: Chilly Willy on September 27, 2006, 06:33:18 PM
In Idaho--where the potatoes grow--where men are men, and sheep are boyz, and pandy is nowhere to be found. :)
...fixed :laugh:
You're damned right! All those sheep = too much competition! :dunno_white: :laugh:
For $15 folks, you could own the t-shirt that could make it all happen for An...
need to put a sheep on it somewhere :thumb:
Quote from: MMO junkie on October 02, 2006, 07:17:53 PM
need to put a sheep on it somewhere :thumb:
I think An has figured out where to put the sheep... :o :laugh:
Quote from: Chilly Willy on October 02, 2006, 07:26:37 PM
Quote from: MMO junkie on October 02, 2006, 07:17:53 PM
need to put a sheep on it somewhere :thumb:
I think An has figured out where to put the sheep... :o :laugh:
The right phrase is:
"I think An has figured out where IN the sheep to out it.
You won't have to sell many of those Shirts to buy a Real Sheep. :thumb: I can Keep my Eye out for one.Hey if you guys Think An may like it a Little Rough I may be able to get a Goat a Little Cheaper. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I can't Garuantee that they will be Stump Broke. :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Hey....perhaps if they're sheep enough...er...cheap enough, you could get him TWO goats...he could have a threesome.... :icon_twisted: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on October 03, 2006, 09:21:27 AM
Hey....perhaps if they're sheep enough...er...cheap enough, you could get him TWO goats...he could have a threesome.... :icon_twisted: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'm sorry, but I'm not weird like that.
What's wrong with goats!? You prejudiced!? :o :laugh:
Quote from: The Post Whore on October 03, 2006, 01:11:17 PM
Quote from: pandy on October 03, 2006, 09:21:27 AM
Hey....perhaps if they're sheep enough...er...cheap enough, you could get him TWO goats...he could have a threesome.... :icon_twisted: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'm sorry, but I'm not weird like that.
Bigot
You two misunderstood me...
I don't do threesomes.
Quote from: The Post Whore on October 03, 2006, 07:04:07 PM
You two misunderstood me... I don't do threesomes.
My bad! :laugh:
"Goats eat oats and mares eat oats, and little lambs eat Ivy! A Kid'll eat Ivy too... wouldn't you?"
http://www.johnnymercer.com/FAQ/Mares%20eat%20oats.htm
Quote from: The Post Whore on October 03, 2006, 07:04:07 PM
You two misunderstood me...
I don't do threesomes.
Both the goats would be female so theres nothing kinky about it ;)
Quote from: pandy on October 03, 2006, 09:21:27 AM
Hey....perhaps if they're sheep enough...er...cheap enough, you could get him TWO goats...he could have a threesome.... :icon_twisted: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Or he could barbeque one...goat tacos, mmmmm. An acquired taste from when I lived in Mexico--use LOTS of lime.
My brother in law had some goat one time he went hunting. He said it was ok, but you need to get a kid.
I've used kangaroo to make jerky :thumb:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on October 03, 2006, 08:07:46 PM
My brother in law had some goat one time he went hunting. He said it was ok, but you need to get a kid.
Stay away from the kidz! :nono: Pervert! :mad:
;)
Quote from: bubba zanetti on October 03, 2006, 08:07:46 PM
He said it was ok, but you need to get a kid.
So
that's what "Waltzing Matilda" means--geeze, all this time I thought it was about a sheep thief. :)
SOrry to be the party pooper, but let's get this thread back on track...
Is my fund up to $15 yet?
Quote from: The Post Whore on October 03, 2006, 08:47:12 PM
SOrry to be the party pooper, but let's get this thread back on track...
Is my fund up to $15 yet?
Is that the goat track?
Quote from: The Post Whore on October 03, 2006, 08:47:12 PM
SOrry to be the party pooper, but let's get this thread back on track...
Is my fund up to $15 yet?
Start selling those t-shirts! What's this paltry $15 business? With my sure-fire money making scheme, we could be talking about the big bucks--maybe even $25!
And you thought this would go away. Nay I say. Nay. I may have been gone the last couple of weeks, but the spirit of the foundation is forever. Ann my friend, you are very much liked around here and that's blindingly apparent by the total I am about to report.
We have EXCEEDED out goal!
(one final drumroll)
$16.00 !!!
Have we decided on what will happen with the riches? :thumb:
Hmmm $16 I can Go to the woods and Cut a Knot hole out of a Tree and send him a Tub of Axel Grease. :laugh: :laugh:
Definitely one idea.
Quote from: roguegeek on October 27, 2006, 04:49:14 PM
We have EXCEEDED out goal! (one final drumroll) $16.00 !!! Have we decided on what will happen with the riches? :thumb:
Hot damn!! That extra dollar may just get him the whole enchilada! (so to speak :laugh:) w00t!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:
Quote from: pandy on October 27, 2006, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: roguegeek on October 27, 2006, 04:49:14 PM
We have EXCEEDED out goal! (one final drumroll) $16.00 !!! Have we decided on what will happen with the riches? :thumb:
Hot damn!! That extra dollar may just get him the whole enchilada! (so to speak :laugh:) w00t!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:
does this "enchilada" you speak of have a big enough hole in it?
Quote from: annguyen1981 on October 27, 2006, 08:22:55 PM
Quote from: pandy on October 27, 2006, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: roguegeek on October 27, 2006, 04:49:14 PM
We have EXCEEDED out goal! (one final drumroll) $16.00 !!! Have we decided on what will happen with the riches? :thumb:
Hot damn!! That extra dollar may just get him the whole enchilada! (so to speak :laugh:) w00t!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:
does this "enchilada" you speak of have a big enough hole in it?
How big is big enough?
Just watch out for the cheese. :o
Hell I know.$16 Lets take An to the Zoo. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Jughead on October 27, 2006, 10:18:51 PM
Hell I know.$16 Lets take An to the Zoo. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i can hear it now, the chimps get wind if this they will go into hiding :o :laugh:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 30, 2006, 03:40:24 AM
Quote from: Jughead on October 27, 2006, 10:18:51 PM
Hell I know.$16 Lets take An to the Zoo. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i can hear it now, the chimps get wind if this they will go into hiding :o :laugh:
That's just f*cking wrong... :nono: :flipoff:
The goats and sheep need to be concerned though...
Is it too late to remind An not to spend it all in one hole....er...place? :icon_twisted:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on October 30, 2006, 07:47:41 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on October 30, 2006, 03:40:24 AM
Quote from: Jughead on October 27, 2006, 10:18:51 PM
Hell I know.$16 Lets take An to the Zoo. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i can hear it now, the chimps get wind if this they will go into hiding :o :laugh:
That's just f*cking wrong... :nono: :flipoff:
The goats and sheep need to be concerned though...
don't forget your kilt no zipper :laugh:
OK AN,
Heres what you do with your $16.
Take $1 and buy a small package of soap and some toothpaste. (hopefully you have a tooth brush already)
Trust me you'll need it.
SO, now call your local homeless shelter or better a womans shelter, even a methadone clinic will work.
So you got the receptionist on the line. Ask her to let you speak to the "lady in the white shirt with the messed up hair." Say She forgot her medication in your car or something.
now I know what your thinkin, what if there isn't a lady with a white shirt. Don't worry, if there isn't call again a few minutes later disguising your voice and ask for the lady in the blue shirt and ugly shoes.
If your good you would have had the receptionist describe who was in the lobby durring your first call. Then your second call would be a homerun.
Anyway once you get the girl on the phone, tell her your with the shelter (Mr. flabberbee) and would she like to make a quik $15?
Have her meet you somewhere (not your house) and take her to a nice secluded park or alley, whatever.
Hopefully you got a crack whore or crazy homeless chick, cause they'll do anything for $5, then you can come back twice more. And if they talked about you nobody would believe them.
Afterwards you will want to use soap and the toothpaste. Use the toothpaste on you nether regions. thats soley so it will tingle and make you feel clean. use the soap to rinse the toothpate off before it stings.
Have fun, post pics and good luck. :thumb:
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:kiss3:
ok... Here's some pics. I REALLY enjoyed it 3imo! :cheers:
thankz!!! :thumb:
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9705/copyofimg0418c0.jpg)
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/695/copyofimg019kp1.jpg)
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2221/copyofimg020pn2.jpg)
(http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4855/copyfimg0421ex0.jpg)
pics don't work.
Quote from: 3imo on October 31, 2006, 11:39:49 AM
pics don't work.
They're not supposed to...
...cause I didn't go.
:laugh:
Training video for An:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1839844097221052410&q=genre%3Acomedy&hl=en
Chilly
I love that kid. :laugh:
An, according to this, all you have to do is learn a stupid bar trick to nab a hot babe...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6176702600168718216&q=genre%3Acomedy&hl=en
Quote from: Chilly Willy on October 31, 2006, 11:29:52 PM
Training video for An: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1839844097221052410&q=genre%3Acomedy&hl=en
I thought that WAS An!? ???
That's frickin' HILARIOUS!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I have a solution for An, and it won't cut into his $15.00 get-laid fund. It's something I must ship to him (I'll post pics of the package). An, I don't seem to have kept the return address when you shipped me the fender. PM a shipping address to me....you'll like what I send ya'.... :icon_twisted: (http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/angel.gif)
Is it family safe?
I'm worried...
I should print this out and post it on my car window, huh?
(http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6144/podfr7.jpg)
Quote from: annguyen1981 on February 04, 2007, 06:01:46 PM
Is it family safe?
I'm worried...
Consider it .....educational (no, it's not a blow-up doll!)! :laugh:
So ya gonna send him a goat then :dunno_white:
That would be a place to start, wouldn't it!? Gotta start *somewhere*! :icon_mrgreen:
An, have you ever thought of meeting Paris Hilton, she seems easier to bang than your thumb with a hammer. :thumb:
It's the Pop-Up Book of Sex, isn't it?
Noooo...it's much more....educational...than that....it's interactive... I think it'll be very helpful! I was hoping to get it into Priority mail today, but it'll be tomorrow, An. I know you're waiting impatiently for your life to change, but have patience, young grasshoppah! :icon_mrgreen: :laugh:
1st post: September 05, 2006, 10:33:16 PM
Last post: Reply #321 on: February 05, 2007, 10:01:04 PM
5 months, 22 pages, 321 posts.....and you still have not got laid yet?
that is so sad. :cry:
Quote from: dgyver on February 06, 2007, 04:14:26 PM
1st post: September 05, 2006, 10:33:16 PM
Last post: Reply #321 on: February 05, 2007, 10:01:04 PM
5 months, 22 pages, 321 posts.....and you still have not got laid yet?
Sorry to disappoint, but here's my stats:
Name: annguyen1981
Custom Title: Has third nipple-see?
Posts: 15 (0.028 per day)
Position: Local Club Racer
Date Registered: August 22, 2005, 10:25:03 PM
Last Active: Today at 10:44:04 PM
So it's worse than that.
:laugh:
Not disapointed since I do not really care.
What I posted are stats of this thread. :cookoo:
ETA on An's new life: Friday. I shared with scratch the little gift I'm sending An, and scratch can't WAIT to see how much An's life changes for the better. I can't wait 'til Friday, either!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: dgyver on February 06, 2007, 08:54:04 PM
Not disapointed since I do not really care.
What I posted are stats of this thread. :cookoo:
Gotcha. Now your post makes sense.
Quote from: pandy on February 07, 2007, 09:21:04 AM
ETA on An's new life: Friday. I shared with scratch the little gift I'm sending An, and scratch can't WAIT to see how much An's life changes for the better. I can't wait 'til Friday, either!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :icon_mrgreen:
...
:kiss3: :icon_twisted:
Sooooo..... did the package arrive!!?? :icon_mrgreen:
DOH!
I completely forgot about it. I was heading out to work this afternoon, when I almost tripped down the stairs over the package. I picked it up (rolling my eyes) and put it in my car. I came home, but forgot to take it out. I'm ready for bed, so I'm not suffering the freezing weather right now. I'll get it when I head to work tomorrow morning.
<--- still kinda scared...
I just went outside to warm up my cage.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
http://www.cdaccess.com/html/quick/manenpr.htm
(http://www.cdaccess.com/gifs/shared/front/small/manengh.gif)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:icon_mrgreen:
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/Man1.jpg)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/Man2.jpg)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/Man3.jpg)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/Man4.jpg)
OMFG!! :laugh: :thumb:
No one loves me anymore???
:cry:
You never reported back on your date....and here I went to all the trouble of sending you that date... :nono: :flipoff: :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on March 06, 2007, 01:29:41 PM
You never reported back on your date....and here I went to all the trouble of sending you that date... :nono: :flipoff: :laugh:
he's still trying??
holy hell this thread is sill alive
The CDROM turned him down. :laugh: :laugh:
An remember, when a man gets turned down and noone was around to witness it, then he just tells everyone he slept with her.
That'll teach her. :icon_twisted:
Pandy that is awesome :laugh: :laugh:
An, if you don't 'virtually' get laid I don't think you have much of a chance in real life, DOS has to be easier then the real thing :laugh: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Noooo..no, no, no!! Dammit!! That software is a sure thing!!! :laugh:
The sheep thing is explained! LOL
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Darb...
I hope you didn't read the WHOLE thread...
:laugh:
first 5-6 pages then gave up
WOW I was really bored :oops: i just read every post
Don't feel bad I did too..... a while back
Hey, As long as we're TF'ing threads that have no place in the O&E...........I mean seriously what relevance does a members sex life have???????????
Quote from: spcterry on July 06, 2007, 09:36:05 AM
Don't feel bad I did too..... a while back
Hey, As long as we're TF'ing threads that have no place in the O&E...........I mean seriously what relevance does a members sex life have???????????
I'm confused ... An got some? :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: spcterry on July 06, 2007, 09:36:05 AM
Don't feel bad I did too..... a while back
Hey, As long as we're TF'ing threads that have no place in the O&E...........I mean seriously what relevance does a members sex life have???????????
hey ive heard of studies that say sex goes across the mind every 5 seconds or so, therefore it does have some relevance when people run out of stuff to say they say what comes to mind
Can a mod make this thread a sticky? I just read the WHOLE thing again.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I should make it a stickie in the TF so that it lives on in infinity, and so that you can look back in 20 years and say to yourself, "Damn....I was SURE I'd have gotten laid by now! :cry:"
:icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: pandy on July 06, 2007, 12:51:23 PM
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I should make it a stickie in the TF so that it lives on in infinity, and so that you can look back in 20 years and say to yourself, "Damn....I was SURE I'd have gotten laid by now! :cry:"
:icon_mrgreen:
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Maybe in 20 years his sheep will be able to talk so there's a little converstion too.
I dunno...I think he wears 'em out pretty quickly... ???
:laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: so what ever happened to all the money collected?
With compound interest, it must be up to at *least* 20 bux by now....he's gonna be able to afford one hot mama by the time he's ready to lay down the dough.... :laugh:
DUDE!!!!!! the 'lovesheep' is only like $14.95!!!!!! Your set An :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I thought that fund was for a real wo(man), I think we established the sheep as 'conquered'
Might be able to find a really sleazy hooker??????
Quote from: spcterry on July 06, 2007, 05:13:11 PM
Might be able to find a really sleazy hooker??????
You offering? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :flipoff:
Naw.......I'm not cheap :thumb: :thumb:
:laugh:
Just saw this thread. Wow it's long.
Hm, eHarmony costs $60 for a month to communicate with matches. Setting up the personality profile and getting matches doesn't cost anything.
Whoops... how'd I know that.. :icon_confused:
Thread...Can't....Die...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCRE9qOgbug :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Ok....I just about peed my pants at that one! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:thumb: Laughed my ass off
ROFLPIMP :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Oldest.
Active.
Thread.
Ever.
I've been gone like a year and this is still going... wtf.
sorry An had to be done :thumb:
wow just wow and i thought this one had finaly gone away
ya sorry about that
so.. i got laid tonight..
no big deal.. 8)
Quote from: CirclesCenter on July 09, 2007, 07:19:07 PM
Oldest.
Active.
Thread.
Ever.
I've been gone like a year and this is still going... wtf.
and an has yet to get laid. so we have failed him :cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote from: 97gs500e on July 11, 2007, 12:37:08 AM
so.. i got laid tonight..
no big deal.. 8)
hoookers don't count.
^ some how many hookers have you not counted. :laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on July 11, 2007, 12:06:38 PM
hoookers don't count.
I want a T-shirt that states.....
"All the good looking Hookers are COPS"
:laugh:
^ How did you find out :oops: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Crucialval on July 12, 2007, 07:39:28 AM
^ How did you find out :oops: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
He can't tell you cause it's yet to go to trial :laugh:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on July 12, 2007, 03:41:46 PM
Quote from: Crucialval on July 12, 2007, 07:39:28 AM
^ How did you find out :oops: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
He can't tell you cause it's yet to go to trial :laugh:
You mean like your trial for f%$king a wombat while shooting a kangaroo and molesting a baby koala?????????????????? :o :laugh: :laugh:
WTF have you got about beastiality you sick f%$k. ???
Have you seen the clips on the net :o
now your hooked :laugh:
Nope can't say that I've seen any of those types of clips.
wow... I completely forgot about this tread...
bump.
:D
Wow - still trying? :cheers:
Still haven't raised fifteen bucks yet, Huh?? I'll put in a whole dollar if it'll meet that goal.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on June 11, 2008, 09:51:58 PM
wow... I completely forgot about this tread...
Dude...you STILL haven't gotten laid!!?? :o :laugh:
Pandy didn't you send Ann that disk with the cyber date?
Yes, but I think he was too shy to go on the cyberdate with the CD that I sent... :cry: ;)
whoa talk about resurrection
I had to bring this thread back... it's a classic...
too many new people on this forum that didn't know about it.
LOL
<---- "AS OF 8-13-07, I really have 4633 posts. :D" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Must be time to zero him out again soon.... :icon_twisted: :kiss3:
as of today ive got , hell an i sure as shaZam! aint gonna answer that and get zeroed, :laugh:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on June 13, 2008, 02:24:26 AM
as of today ive got , hell an i sure as shaZam! aint gonna answer that and get zeroed, :laugh:
:laugh: I think The Buddha is catching up to me, so I'm going to have to double my posts or something.. :flipoff:
Quote from: pandy on June 13, 2008, 02:21:07 AM
<---- "AS OF 8-13-07, I really have 4633 posts. :D" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Must be time to zero him out again soon.... :icon_twisted: :kiss3:
4633 Posts and still can't get laid? Sad, sad day.
Quote from: MrDan on June 13, 2008, 07:11:28 AM
4633 Posts and still can't get laid? Sad, sad day.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *wiping off LCD monitor* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on June 13, 2008, 08:12:18 AM
Quote from: MrDan on June 13, 2008, 07:11:28 AM
4633 Posts and still can't get laid? Sad, sad day.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: *wiping off LCD monitor* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You need to share the drugs pandy :) I got bit by a dog, can I get some?
Quote from: MrDan on June 13, 2008, 08:35:41 AM
You need to share the drugs pandy :) I got bit by a dog, can I get some?
Yikes! Serious??? :o
On the way to dinner with my wife (sushi for our 2nd anniversary), we saw a girl running after a little white dog. We were at a light and the dog ran in to the intersection so I put it in park and hopped out to chase the dog down. 5 minutes later I caught up to it. Took me 10 minutes before I just decided to grab it (it kept sniffing my hand and jumping back). Grabbed the harness and the dog latched on to my thumb. Carried the dog back to the girl's driveway (I wasn't allowed to come up despite the bloody hand or blood on my shirt - she went to get me a freaking bandaid).
Stopped by the next day to see if the dog had it's shots. The dad seemed surprised since he hadn't heard a thing about it. He offered to cover any expenses. Since he reminded me very strongly of Niko Bellic (GTA4) I think I'll be avoiding the house unless I absolutely need to go back haha.
Damn Pomeranians.
/jack
Now back to why Ann can't meet a nice fella and get some action. :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on June 13, 2008, 09:24:00 AM
Quote from: MrDan on June 13, 2008, 08:35:41 AM
You need to share the drugs pandy :) I got bit by a dog, can I get some?
Yikes! Serious??? :o
ah i would not do that...i am going on methadone because of years of being on opiate based pain meds.
Quote from: frankieG on June 13, 2008, 11:29:48 AM
Quote from: pandy on June 13, 2008, 09:24:00 AM
Quote from: MrDan on June 13, 2008, 08:35:41 AM
You need to share the drugs pandy :) I got bit by a dog, can I get some?
Yikes! Serious??? :o
ah i would not do that...i am going on methadone because of years of being on opiate based pain meds.
I actually avoid drugs if I can. Hell - I have to take liquid tylenol. Good luck with the methadone though .... I know a few people that have made that struggle.
You people have absolutely NOOOO love for me.... :(
wait a sexond!!! What's going on in here? 22 pages... hmmmm well I need to finish watching a show and I'll give my "input" when I catch up!! ;)
Dude, you're 28. If it aint happend by now it just aint happening. :dunno_white:
I've got hope... Ever hear of the movie "The 40 Year Old Virgin"? lmao
Hey...we've done everything we can to get you laid...the rest is UP to you..... :icon_twisted:
Rydethis meet An....An Meet Rydethis. :thumb:
An Seriously if you don't find some before long I'm bringing Drug Whores that do anything for Loritabs and a Joint.Thats a Last Ditch Effort.Although I know of a Cute little Nannie Goat that works for Sweet Feed.Her Name is Tinker Bell and Last I heard she was Calling out Aannnnnn.........Aaaaannnnnn..... :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Quote from: Jughead on July 07, 2009, 08:28:37 PM
Rydethis meet An....An Meet Rydethis. :thumb:
An Seriously if you don't find some before long I'm bringing Drug Whores that do anything for Loritabs and a Joint.
I don't recall what our budget was offhand.... $15 or so? :dunno_black:
:laugh:
Quote from: pandy on July 07, 2009, 08:30:33 PM
Quote from: Jughead on July 07, 2009, 08:28:37 PM
Rydethis meet An....An Meet Rydethis. :thumb:
An Seriously if you don't find some before long I'm bringing Drug Whores that do anything for Loritabs and a Joint.
I don't recall what our budget was offhand.... $15 or so? :dunno_black:
:laugh:
$15? i'm sure that will buy a Loritab 10 and a Joint.Should be enough to Curl An's toes for a Few Hours. :icon_lol:
Wow - at this point I'd kick in another $25. My sister in law likes younger guys :) But she's a prosecutor .. and carries a gun.
Quote from: MrDan on July 07, 2009, 08:34:28 PM
Wow - at this point I'd kick in another $25. My sister in law likes younger guys :) But she's a prosecutor .. and carries a gun.
I'm thinking that would turn An on.... :cookoo: :kiss3: :icon_twisted:
maybe a name change is in order??? a man named An..... :dunno_white:
So this has turned into a "Buy An an Name change so he can get laid" thread. :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
How About........ Hmmmm ......... Uh............ Ron Jeremy Nguyen or........ Uh....... :dunno_black: :confused:
Quote from: MrDan on July 07, 2009, 08:34:28 PM
My sister in law likes younger guys :) But she's a prosecutor .. and carries a gun.
Ya could pass along my name to her...........................
So he can be buttercup, and you can have a third nipple?, hehe pandy knows how to do this :angel:
Quote from: spc on July 07, 2009, 09:04:31 PM
Quote from: MrDan on July 07, 2009, 08:34:28 PM
My sister in law likes younger guys :) But she's a prosecutor .. and carries a gun.
Ya could pass along my name to her...........................
Didn't you move to Texas? I haven't been here in awhile :)
Huhhhh what Terry in Texas!!!! Terry if you're in texas gimme a shout thats just a hop skip and a jump away I'll buy you a beer.
An still hasn't been layed? Seriously? Send him to Hawaii he can get leighed there!!!!
I thought Terry was in Texas last time I logged on, but it's been awhile.
Nope I'm in South Carolina and intelligent, gun-totin gals are pretty much my favorite thing in the world.
Did you used to live in TX?
I'll pitch in. Whoa wait money not me! Come on down to O-town I know where to get you satisfied! OBT will Luv you! Could take you to that Parliment House then you'd be begging that this thread never existed LOL!
I'll pitch in a $5 spot!
Mary
First of all, An, why do you do this to yourself? Never resurrect a post that was "Laid" to rest over a year ago. Is this some sort of anniversary?
QuoteI don't recall what our budget was offhand.... $15 or so?
$15 dollars was the 2006 price. If you factor in inflation, strength of the dollar, and other economic factors,the price has has gone up...but then again if you can still get those original girls in the pics I'm sure they will still take $15.
-Porkchop
or inflatable sheep lol
The sheep said no. :dunno_white:
:D
yeah. sheep denied me. :(