I got my UFOB membership, I'm member #72 :cheers:
Congratulations Bubba. :thumb: Welcome to the Ugly Fat Old Bastards.The Australian Members will be Around to your Place Shortly for the Initiation Rituals and Virgin Scacrifice. :laugh: :laugh: OK you Supply the Beer and Wagon Wheels. :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Jughead on August 13, 2007, 09:28:26 PM
Congratulations Bubba. :thumb: Welcome to the Ugly Fat Old Bastards.The Australian Members will be Around to your Place Shortly for the Initiation Rituals and Virgin Scacrifice. :laugh: :laugh: OK you Supply the Beer and Wagon Wheels. :laugh: :laugh:
I can supply the beer for the initiation, but they're going to have to bring their own virgin cause I'm all out. :laugh: :laugh:
I think that they may have several in Reserve.If not I think I can send over a Sasquatch or some other rarity as a Stand in. :laugh: :laugh: Cause I think were all out of Virgins here in the States.We could Send An but I think he would do too much Kicking and Screaming before we got Him Boxed up. :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Oh yeah and we will need a Picture of you.You know a Pose Something Like Parksie and El'Capitan Belly buster here.
(http://www.ozebook.com/cpotw/uniform1.jpg)
So I have to find an old picture & chop my face into it?
Nope that isn't photoshopped. :laugh: :laugh:
Just Kidding. ;)
Wow they are old :o
Well yeah Sort of Listen to What Infinate Wisdom they may Hold. :laugh: It's Mostly Gas but if it comes out Be Nice and Listen to it. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
#77 here :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: dammit where are my virgins, or did bubba steal them all, waitaminute, this is tn, there ARE NO virgins around here :mad:
Welcome yama, I'll make sure there's a spare virgin for you :thumb: :laugh:
All Virgins,if Found,Go to the State Leaders. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Welcome to the UFOB Yama. :thumb:
definition of a virgin in TN..... or the south in general :icon_lol:
any girl older than 10 that can run faster than her brothers....
Hey Ken you know what a (Insert your Favorite State Here) Girl Says on a Date Don't You? Hey Dad get off your Crushing my Cigarettes. :laugh: :laugh: