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glenn9171 · October 06, 2004, 03:10:51 PM

Muldoon · October 06, 2004, 04:58:56 PM

Rules to live by. An outstanding post and one that should be written on a parchment scroll and passed on from a father to his son and so on. Excellent.

Ed_in_Az · October 06, 2004, 05:05:37 PM

glenn9171 · October 06, 2004, 08:37:48 PM

Quote from: Ed_in_Az
Quote from: MuldoonRules to live by. An outstanding post and one that should be written on a parchment scroll and passed on from a father to his son and so on. Excellent.

While it is very funny, I would hope those fathers that would pass it on to their sons at least wait until their sons are old enough to compete against them in beer chugging and belching.

Hell, I'm 33 and still can't compet in that category. :dunno:

cay · July 17, 2005, 02:49:34 PM

I stumbled across this searching for oil+level+stand and had no choice but to revive this long-dead thread.

- cay

natecoop · July 17, 2005, 11:29:59 PM

well thanks for bringing it back from the dead. i needed a good laugh and this nailed it on the head! :lol:

yamahonkawazuki · July 18, 2005, 12:00:12 AM

nice! :lol: , wins the monster post of the month

mastrind · July 18, 2005, 12:21:51 AM

as pertains to # 48:

QuoteI understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there's no f-ing way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock, rendering it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper suffocate people as they attempt to work during the day? I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY! A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds.

When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh sh*t, I'm sorry. I thought that paper would protect you!"

I got this in an email last week......laughed my ass off (hey....I didn't feel like typing lmao....)

Jake D · July 18, 2005, 12:48:33 PM

I hope to be able to list these, from memory and in order, one day. I'll then promote their enforcement and will be considered the "last say" in male behavior to my friends.

This must be done.

The Buddha · July 20, 2005, 11:18:47 AM

Rock, paper, scissors is dumb ... which is why I do ... foot, cockroach, nuclear reactor ...
Cool.
Srinath.

Jake D · July 20, 2005, 12:16:53 PM

:lol:

un1261 · July 21, 2005, 06:02:51 AM

#13

#14 :lol:
too funny

natedawg120 · July 21, 2005, 05:45:06 PM

You know i was watching kids the other day and they of course got into a fight. I looked at them and said "Okay, now we are going to settle this like adults.... rock, paper, scissors." It worked they shut up and I sat there thinking WTF

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