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Babe with an SV

Started by That guy, April 12, 2005, 06:44:27 PM

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That guy

So ive lived at this appt complex for a while now. I always see a black SV sittin infront of the owners red car. The bike is CLEAN looks newer each time i see it. haha. I went down the other day and bam i see the owner getting into HER car. I looked at her in amazment. Hot ass chick with a really cool bike. I hope you read this lady where ever you are in my building. You have a seceret admirer.  ;)  ...Im waiting till i finally get my hands on that GS500 im drooling over, then maybe i can ask her to go for a ride around town. Hah. My three roomies talk about her too. Wait till they find when i get her number. HOOYA!
"Black chip, Out. Well done sir."

davipu

I'll be down there for school, in a couple weeks,  here's the plan; I show up, we drink beer,  I get laid. the end.

dyran

I think you're being a bit forward with That guy davipu, but at least you're planning on buying him a drink first    ;)

mastrind

so not only is he a turdburgler but hes a try-sexual as well......damn....
PETE: It's four in the funking morning!

SHAUN: It's Saturday!

PETE: No, it's not. It's funking Sunday. And I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours 'cos every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUNKING ANGRY?

ED: Funk, yeah!

weaselnoze

Quote from: That guyWait till they find when i get her number. HOOYA!

she'll prob go on to say she's a lesbian and thinks men are pigs.  but maybe u'll get lucky with davipu when he comes for a 'visit'.

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Michael

And you have to wait till you get your bike before talking to her?  :?
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cernunos

Davipu, take the V-twin bowling ball...that'll impress him and her both. Love the little twin and the forum.

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That guy

hey davipu, Thanks, but no thanks.  :nono:
"Black chip, Out. Well done sir."

pantablo

Quote from: MichaelAnd you have to wait till you get your bike before talking to her?  :?

he's young.
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Quote from: makenzie71 on August 21, 2006, 09:47:40 PM...not like normal sex, either...like sex with chicks.

yamahonkawazuki

Quote from: That guyhey davipu, Thanks, but no thanks.  :nono:
. rotflmao (while avoiding davipu)  :roll:  :lol:
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That guy

So i realized today that the chick isnt riding a SV650, but a TL1000.  :mrgreen:
"Black chip, Out. Well done sir."

crash

i'm sorry, but she's not going to go for you... it's a strict rule that you may only date within your displacement category...

now if you got a 'busa.... then you'd have a chance.
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mastrind

....hey...he could pick up an sv1k.....basically it's the 2nd gen ts1ks....of course he wonl't know how to handle it.....best bet is to ask if you can go for a ride with her.....then hand placement is the key :kiss: .....

.....didn't you see Sideway's yet??....it's cool to ride on the back of the bike as long as a hot chick is drivin!!! :thumb: .....just ask Thomas Hayden Church....
PETE: It's four in the funking morning!

SHAUN: It's Saturday!

PETE: No, it's not. It's funking Sunday. And I've got to go to funking work in four funking hours 'cos every other funker in my funking department is funking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUNKING ANGRY?

ED: Funk, yeah!

The Buddha

Quote from: That guySo i realized today that the chick isnt riding a SV650, but a TL1000.  :mrgreen:

OK now tell me and this is very very important ... was it an S or an R ...
I know has to be S ... heck forget trying to show off, a chick like that might be impressed with your manliness if you showed off with a GS and was proud of it ... I talk to chicks waaay out of my displacement category all the time, once they figure I am resident genius that prefers a GS ... they sorta think they're out of their league ... which they are ...  :lol: ... but you may not want to rub it in as much ... so they think they are lucky to still be in your league.
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pdg108

You ever see the commercial where the women are standing in front of a resturant, watching these guys get out of there Ferraris and giant trucks they look at each other and say, "He must be over compensating for some other 'inadequacy'."  

Well, were all riding tiny little GS500s... nuff said.   8)
The GS500 is the safest bike on the planet, it can just barely kill you.
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crash

well, retard chicken-grabbing aside, it's nice to have a neighbour who rides... makes it easy to find a riding buddy (unless they are an ass) :)
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davipu

you guys didn't read what i wrote:
Quotewe drink beer, I get laid. the end.
the key word is "I"   as in, I meet this chick who rides a tl do some drunk showing off on the gs and get laid, while those other guys stand around wondering why I was invited over in the first place...

That guy

Hahah. funny replys.. but seriously.. Guess who has a riding buddy when i pick up the GS on sunday  :)  .  Ill be sure to post pictures...of the chick. ill try to get it of her on my GS haha. Until next time!
"Black chip, Out. Well done sir."

cozy

where's the pics?
stalk her and get some willya?
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Jake D

Quote from: crashwell, retard chicken-grabbing aside, it's nice to have a neighbour who rides... makes it easy to find a riding buddy (unless they are an ass) :)


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