And i just farted.....

is that why your alone?

Haha I'm thinking so.

Usually thats when you were thinking you were alone, you fart, and THEN discover some cute girl in the next cubicle  

:lol:  Yeah, there was this one time I was working late, and I was the only one there, and I ripped one and then let out this fairly loud Ahhh, yeah, and then giggled.  Well at that moment I heard a noise behind me...it was the cleaning lady, but not the normal 40 something crackhead cleaning lady who talks to herself, must've been a new girl, she was probably 19-20 and freakin hot.     All I could say was umm, hi, then turned around and went back to work.

When I'm alone in the office, I'll grab this big aluminum poll I have laying around and start swinging it around like it's a lightsaber. Can't really do that with people around. If I'm really into it, I'll set up the hallway with a bunch of chairs, pretend that they're stormtroopers, and run down the hallway pretending to cut them down. Thank god there's no security cameras.

Quote from: roguegeekWhen I'm alone in the office, I'll grab this big aluminum poll I have laying around and start swinging it around like it's a lightsaber. Can't really do that with people around. If I'm really into it, I'll set up the hallway with a bunch of chairs, pretend that they're stormtroopers, and run down the hallway pretending to cut them down. Thank god there's no security cameras.

sweet haha

twas like when i guarded a bank in downtown phoenix, (night-only one there), only rule i havent broken yet was no drinking on the job, well the last night i was working there, that changed, caught a major buzz, went onto the roof of building watched airplanes fly into the airport. was kinda hard to hide the buzz when my supervisor came by tho  

Quote from: yamahonkawazukitwas like when i guarded a bank in downtown phoenix, (night-only one there), only rule i havent broken yet was no drinking on the job, well the last night i was working there, that changed, caught a major buzz, went onto the roof of building watched airplanes fly into the airport. was kinda hard to hide the buzz when my supervisor came by tho  

so... where's this bank you guard  

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Quote from: yamahonkawazukitwas like when i guarded a bank in downtown phoenix, (night-only one there), only rule i havent broken yet was no drinking on the job, well the last night i was working there, that changed, caught a major buzz, went onto the roof of building watched airplanes fly into the airport. was kinda hard to hide the buzz when my supervisor came by tho  

so... where's this bank you guard  

its about time i retire also haha

QuoteAnd i just farted.....

:lol:  hahahaha, you jackass. I didn't even see it coming.

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Quote from: yamahonkawazukitwas like when i guarded a bank in downtown phoenix, (night-only one there), only rule i havent broken yet was no drinking on the job, well the last night i was working there, that changed, caught a major buzz, went onto the roof of building watched airplanes fly into the airport. was kinda hard to hide the buzz when my supervisor came by tho  

so... where's this bank you guard  

its about time i retire also haha

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