Listen............what offends me most are politically correct, spineless, liberal/fascist/pussies. Fascist, I believe, is a word that correctly describes these insect men and women. They are "the ones" that DEMAND a mongrel race, more taxes to help the sorry sonsofbitches of society instead of FORCING them to work and every waking breath dedicated to heightened sensitivity. And that my friends is the height of hypocrisy.
These bastard children would become Nazis overnight if it helped their agenda. Their "agenda" is a "get whitey" world coupled with the monetary rape of the "working taxpayer" (two key-words...working.......taxpayer).
Them getting publicly caned until they were totally naked and had lost all bowel and bladder control would be a damn good start. I am tired of hearing how they want "responsible gun ownership" (keywords meaning "I want all your guns""They present a serious impediment to "our plans").........I am sick of hearing about how the "fish hurts" when you catch him and puts undue stress on it's body....I don't give a rat's ass personally.  I want to laugh until I cry when I hear of some stupid sob living in a redwood for 3 weeks and driving spikes into it's trunk to "save it? Jesus. He/she should be beaten until an unrecognizable mush is formed.  These kinds of people are offensive to me. Fortunately most of them live in New England and parts of California.
The problem is that "they" want to turn the rest of the USA into L.A. and Jew York. Together, my brethren, we will make a powerful fist. Lest we forget  who the real enemy is. They are among us.

one knows "porn" when one see it just as one knows a faggot when one sees one. It's offensive when I'm informed that "I just need to accept it".
shaZam! on that. It was Adam and Eve.........NOT Adam and Steve. Get used to it. "We are not going anywhere". The sooner "open season" is declared, the better off the planet will be.  Geez, I need to get some more coffee. BRB.................

That's beautiful man! I laughed so hard, I think my abs will be hurting until next Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Necessity is the mother of invention!
Don't these people have barbeque grills?  Hell, even a pile of rocks with a grate slung on top would do!

Oh it's great to hear from Wilson !  Hi man how is the raised bed with the tomatoes and peppers 'n stuff coming along. My toms, peppers and aubergines are lookin' good, just flowers, too early for fruit here.

John, loved floggin' a dead horse.

Yes! With Joe and Wilson on the same thread, we can finally get the Hitler youth division of GSTwin rolling. Seacrest out.

Youth ?  hardly. Oh dear I think I know where this might be going.

Youth  :lol: They're curmudgeons.  I doubt anybody would disagree.

Look it up if you don't know what it means... :mrgreen:

Oh yea I forgot this...

For you Mr. Wilson...

QuoteFlorida's new law in action

INDIALANTIC, Fla. - Investigators released the name Tuesday of a man shot while breaking into the home of a Brevard County woman over the weekend.

They are praising the actions of the woman, who was able to find her gun in the dark and defend herself, WESH 2 News reported.

Investigators said Jason Preston, 33, (pictured, left) made so much noise breaking into the home, he not only woke up the owner, but also a next-door neighbor.

Widow Judith Kuntz, 64, lives alone. She said she heard and saw the man holding a flashlight come to her bedroom door in the darkened house.

"(Someone) broke into my house and I think I shot him," Kuntz told a 911 operator.

"Where did you shoot him," the dispatcher asked.

"I don't know. I shot at somebody who was at my bedroom door. I don't know. I'm not gonna come out of my bedroom," Kuntz said.

She only needed to fire one shot from her .38-caliber revolver. After that, the burglar staggered out into the yard and died.

"Did the person scream?" the dispatcher asked.

"Yes. Oh, I'm so scared," Kuntz said.

"OK. Just stay on the phone with me, m'am. I'm gonna get somebody there," the dispatcher said.

"Please, please hurry," Kuntz said.

Investigators said Preston was living temporarily with a cousin two streets away. He was looking for work, having just arrived from Michigan. Investigators said it should have been obvious that someone was home. They're still wondering if his intentions were burglary or worse.

"He's the only one that knows, and he's deceased," said a spokesman for the Brevard County Sheriff's Department.

Neighbors are unanimous in their support for the homeowner.

"I guess when you're scared and that's your reaction, is to defend yourself, is what you do, especially in your own home," said neighbor Gail Fischer.

"She did a great job," the sheriff's department spokesman said.

Investigators said Preston had a record of property crimes and domestic violence in Michigan.

Florida recently passed a law that gives citizens the same right to self-defense on the streets as was exercised by Kuntz in her home.

My favorite line is from the Sherriff: "She did a great job"  In Mass the quote would have read: "She's being held without bail on 1st degree murder charges" -I'm totally serious.

A few years ago a man was improsoned here for doing what the unfortunatley-named Mrs Kuntz did. It sparked such public outrage that the law, or interpretation of the law has subtely changed, these days if you shot a burgular (with a legally held weapon) you would probably have Tony Blair round to congratulate you, and who's arguing.

John,

And do you know how hard some liberal groups are fighting those laws?  Filling people with fear that if you look at someone wrong they can shoot you just because they were afraid of what you might do.  Maybe we'll all be a little more polite to each other?

I'm a FIRM believer in protecting your person AND your property.  I have NO love for violent criminals or thieves.  Steal my car, I want your head.  Rob my house, same punishment.  Mug me for my money, slow and painful demise.  95% of crime is committed by 5% of the population.  We don't need that 5% living anywhere.  Prison should be for the juvenile offenders, hopefully we can set them straight as they mature.  Commit those crimes as a responsible adult and BANG.  The life of those people isn't worth a thing.  BTW, most crime IS drug related.  Stealing to buy drugs.  That is a main reason drugs are illegal.  People will do ANYTHING for that fix.

I'm not a curmudgeon but I do have some beliefs on right and wrong that I stubbornly hold on to.  I'd say I'm a FIRM believer in the golden rule and I believe in self sufficientcy and survival of the fittest.  Leave me and mine alone and I'll do the same for you.  The only taxes we should pay is for PUBLIC projects (roads, police, military, etc.) NOT for personal long term help.  UNLESS it's due to a REAL disability.  Not this crap that passes for a disability now.  If you REALLY need TEMPORARY help fine.  But you WILL take ANY job offered to you.

Just got back from a wonderful 70 miler with the wife on the back.  I just LOVE riding the county roads.  Getting a rib roast ready for dinner.

just for the record, i'd rather see kitty cat (although not mrs. kuntz's), than a half-rotted horse corpse...

Joe,  I'm cooking up 12 pounds of ribs today.  Marrinated and ready to bake off   Your advice has proven to be the secret to good ribs.

I went on a 100+ mile switchback road ride yesterday in the mountains.  Other than almost getting killed by a Jeep passing on a blind corner, thus running me off the road and almost over a cliff, it was a good day  

Thank you all! First, Cal my tomatoes are doing well although I am freaking out over weevils (I have 3 different types that plague me) and I have started using some "kill soap" from the garden centre to keep them at bay. My cowhorn peppers are coming along fine and I bought them thinking they were Thai peppers (labeled incorrectly). They are very mild and not hot at all. Here in South Louisiana we LOVE spicey and HOT. If you ever come to New Orleans or Baton Rouge you MUST give me a buzz and come over and eat. We'll think of something to cook. You will always have free food and a free place to sleep here. No charge. Ever. Please let me know in advance when you will be arriving.

Casi!!!!!!!!!!!! Rob!!!!!!! My MAN........long time no hear! How have you been? I will even cook a nice meal for thee as well! Sans poison!
You may drop by any time you like. Would love to talk and compare views. You stay from my daughter, however, or we'll be serving your head on a platter!!!!!! HAHAHAAHHA Just teasing.

John.......you are absolutely correct. I honestly believe with all my heart that all the fascist/liberal/spineless/pussies on this forum would agree wholeheartedly with you about me being a .........what was it......
curmudgeon...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
When you get over a half century of emperical observation "under your belt", I think you'll............"get it" and be one as well........Love, Wilson

Mr Wilson.  You earned yourself a custom title  :lol:  

donkey chain(Redneck German) my darling!

There's one more thing I'd like to post and then I'll shut up. I can't take it and I just can't hold it back. Forgive me for being so brazen and willing to "lay it all on the line"..................since this post is about being "offended".........I have to declare another thing is offensive to me very much in my heart. I cannot STAND a MAN stating to me that he is "bisexual" vs "homosexual". Either you suck dicks or you don't. It's just that fuckin' simple!           Love, Wilson

Quote from: Old Mr. WilsonThere's one more thing I'd like to post and then I'll shut up. I can't take it and I just can't hold it back. Forgive me for being so brazen and willing to "lay it all on the line"..................since this post is about being "offended".........I have to declare another thing is offensive to me very much in my heart. I cannot STAND a MAN stating to me that he is "bisexual" vs "homosexual". Either you suck dicks or you don't. It's just that fuckin' simple!           Love, Wilson

This one will land quite a few...

Hey John,

What's the deal here?  This Wilson guy muscles in on MY thread and HE gets a name?  What the hell!

Obviously I'm the most hated, loathed, obnoxious, offensive guy here.  I have almost as many votes as ALL the other catagories combined!  Don't I get a name too?

How about "Most hated man on GStwin" ?  Or, "King Hiney" because I act like the king and sometimes I'm an @$$hole.  Or, to totally fool the masses, "Master Chef" and I'll give you another secret, how to make the best rib roast (prime rib) you've ever had.  Had it last night, and MAN, was it good!  They think, Oh, this guy must be cool, maybe a little whimpy because he cooks, and WHAM!  I pounce!  Or, "The fisherman, don't let him hook you too".

You think about it.  No ghey shaZam! either.

Hi Joe! "Old Mr. Wilson" has been around a long time. He drops in and out occasionally spewing his venom, bitterness, and anger at society in general but more so as to what has become of it. I'm sure all in good time that you will acquire a "nice handle". You are building quite a following here! It might become like "my following". Hahahahahha. I am viewed by some as a hard core-right wing-zealot-anti-ghey, anti-communist, anti-socialist, beer swilling, gun slinging, straight, married, Southerner! I would guess among the more (what we here in the USA label) liberal minded people I am envisioned as walking around with a quart of beer in one hand and a .45 in the other ranting, raving, and railing about raping, killing, and burning down half the country. I am actually not like these things and actually have a kindredness with tree huggers. I do not like to see trees cut down. Little animals live in them that I enjoy killing and eating. Deep down inside I am a likeable, loving, and sweet guy that enjoys cooking too! Keep the faith! Wilson