Quote from: SmartDrugDucati 996
You scored 6 moxie, 6 zeal, and 8 pomp!  
You exhibit an overexuberance in all respects that cannot be satisfied. Your attitude and ego are over the top, yet you actually have the skills to match. Its infuriating. People would hate you, but you're too damned nice. You always ride like its your last day to live, and leave bystanders vaguely aroused.
Your bike is the Ducati 996. Sex on wheels.

I kick ass at life....  

i want what she's having

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored -1 moxie, 1 zeal, and -1 pomp!
You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling.

LIKE WTF ... the bike that would describe that total of -1 That I have is ...
Honda nitehawk ... particularly the damn 83 650 I been flogging for the last 2 weeks ... Sportster my ass ... anyway ... whoo hoo I am negative ... anyone else do that ... now what does that mean ... I have a negative love for bikes ... POS test ...
Cool.
Srinath.

Quote from: seshadri_srinathwhoo hoo I am negative ... anyone else do that ... now what does that mean ... I have a negative love for bikes ...

Relax ... I think it just means that you're "below average" in those areas.  

FJR1300 here too  :dunno: Rather have a SV1000S

600cc Sportbike
You scored 9 moxie, 2 zeal, and 3 pomp!
You are a squid. Your bike is a 600cc Japanese Sportbike. Take your pick, it really doesn't matter, since you're going to wad it.
You are the primary source of extra bits of fairing plastic on eBay.

When you're riding in the mountains, you have a hard time keeping up with that Olde Pharte on a Triumph Thruxton without blowing the centerline in the twisties and going WFO on every straight. (You're not a bad rider, but you're just not as good as you think you are.)

On a hot day, you're likely to be seen weaving through highway traffic at warp speed, wearing sneakers and a t-shirt blowing up your back.

The good news for you is that this is a temporary phase in your riding career. You will either (a) buzzsplat or (b) become more acutely conscious of your own mortality after a few minor but eye-openingly lucky crashes.

Take it to the track. You'll live longer.

hmmm, kinda insulting aint it?

Ducati Monster
You scored 3 moxie, 3 zeal, and 6 pomp!  
You're a bit of a snob, but otherwise well-adjusted.
Your bike is the Ducati Monster. Sexy. Powerful. Agile. Italian style in a badass matte black.

Of all the test takers, you are most likely to have been hoping for your result to indicate that your bike is a Harley. It isn't. Sorry. You show the potential to become a superior rider, and you need a bike that encourages and rewards your learning. The Harley will just hold you back, and you'll have nagging feelings that something is wrong.

The Suzuki SV series is also a good bet, but it wouldn't appeal to you. Far too Common.

. umm okay, i have a harley, and no nagging feelings  :nana:

Harley Tattoo
You scored 1 moxie, -4 zeal, and 0 pomp!  
You have a Harley sticker on your truck. You think that someday you might like to own an actual Harley motorcycle, but that maybe a Harley tattoo would be an investment with less effort.  


scored a harley tattoo?(so it looks like i dont even get a bike?), 5 foot 6 lil asian kid on a harley...thats my dream, my frends laugh but o man wat a dream it is

Quote from: RVertigo

QuoteYamaha FJR1300
You scored 1 moxie, 9 zeal, and 0 pomp!

You have the characteristics of a master street rider. On the way to work, your love for riding sometimes leads you to take the long way. The 50-miles-of-back-roads long way. You live for the perfect road, and plan vacations around riding.
You need a bike that can handle your addiction to the twisties as well as comfortably carry two on a weekend trip through the mountains. Your bike is the FJR1300. Can I borrow it someday?

You gotta be kidding me... That thing is HUGE!!!!!

it's no slouch.  i can tell you that.  my neighbor had one and i've seen him drag pegs and bust wheelies in 3rd gear rolling at 70mph.  then he wadded it up and got an r1.

Oh, Dear God no!

However, if you do ride, statistics would suggest that you are destined for a Harley-Davidson, probably something in the Softail line.

however...

While the Sportster is a reasonable compromise, you may discover that you enjoy the added feedback provided by standard-style bikes such as the Suzuki SV or the Ducati Monster.

Well, at least I can get the SV!

You scored -1 moxie, 5 zeal, and 1 pomp!

 

I got the Sportster. 0, 5, -1

Hmm.. FJR. I'd crush myself.  

trey

Harley 883 Sportster

You scored 0 moxie, 2 zeal, and 5 pomp!

You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling.  


HAHA! I have an 883 Sportster.

I'm the same as above...Harley 883.

FJR1300 for me. Never really thought about this bike before, but I thought I look into it because I will more than likely get something bigger next year. So I've been reading about this bike, and it looks like a good one, though not a small one obviously.

There are some comments about the large size of the FJR1300; it's dry weight is 522 pounds. Certainly more than the SV1000 and the sportbikes, but less than some of the other bikes I've seen. Of course a full tank and saddlebags would make it heavier. But I have to admit that the more I look at the info on this bike the more I think I like it, even though it's not small. I haven't really read anything bad about it, and I've seen a lot of good. I would love to sit on one, the local dealer just sold one so I missed seeing one in person.

Quote from: girlracerHarley 883 Sportster

You scored 0 moxie, 2 zeal, and 5 pomp!

You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling.  


HAHA! I have an 883 Sportster.

. heh so do i

Took the test = Harley Sportster, imagine that! :mrgreen:

Quote from: junoDitto FJR 1300

same here. apparently the criteria for a sportbike is you have to be a squid.

Quote from: indestructiblemanSportster 883?

moxie 0 zeal +3 pomp 0.


"You scored dead center average, lacking any of the personality quirks that normally drive people to motorcycling.

However, if you do ride, statistics would suggest that you are destined for a Harley-Davidson, probably something in the Softail line. "

that's got to be the most depressing result i've ever gotten from a personality test.  i'm not knocking the Sporster, just not my thing.  apparently it was assigned to me by default.

Same here.  It says I'm rational and attitude free, yet tells me I should get a harley, which has low bang for the buck and sells pure attitude.    At least it listed the SV and the ducati monster as alternatives- beautiful nakeds, so pretty close.

Yamaha FJR1300
You scored 4 moxie, 8 zeal, and 4 pomp!

I Zeal like it's my deal!