this bike makes me horny.  i would have sex with this bike if it were biologically possible.

http://www.motorcycledaily.com/18september04_bmw_k1200r.htm

http://www.rubbermag.com/bikes/05_BMW_K1200R.html

exaust sex is the best.  

it is amazingly hot, like if a busa moved to germany, lost its inhibitions and bodywork, and started going out late to hardcore industrial dance clubs.

I agree. I too would have relations with this bike.

In the exhaust is a delicate procedure, to hot and you'll end up with a hot dog, to cold and you'll stick like a tung to cold metal.

I think this bike is like the ugly girl that you bang coz she does some freaky things. Ugly, but hot.

If they made a bike with that styling that was sub-liter and lighter, I would buy it in a heartbeat.

Quote from: davipuexaust sex is the best.  

You need a little foreplay first.  Squat over the rear tire with your balls resting on it, then do a burnout.  This may become a threesome as you might need assistance with the throttle.  While you're doing this you can rub her seat a bit.  Don't reach around too far as you may loose interest when you find out she has a petcock.

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Quote from: davipuexaust sex is the best.  

You need a little foreplay first.  Squat over the rear tire with your balls resting on it, then do a burnout.  This may become a threesome as you might need assistance with the throttle.  While you're doing this you can rub her seat a bit.  Don't reach around too far as you may loose interest when you find out she has a petcock.

That shouldn't be too big a shock, once you realize you are her petcock.

just don't pet the petcock.  you may find it hard to get into the off posiotion.

it looks like something that would chase you in a sci-fi horror movie...and I mean chase you with nobody riding it.

Yeah, it reminds me of a Transformer.

looks cool, looks real cool..


but if I know anything about bmw, wouldn't this bike be shaft driven?

Chains are meant for sport bikes..

You haven't ridden a '76 R90S or an '82 Yamaha Vision...or even an '82 650 Maxim! (the first two are sportbikes, the third is a cruiser that can lean to 47 degrees.) Shaft effect can make you a better, smoother (on the throttle) rider.

Quote from: RoadstergalIf they made a bike with that styling that was sub-liter and lighter, I would buy it in a heartbeat.

your wish may soon be granted in the form of a light weight twin version of the bike between 600 - 800cc    

Why for some reason do i actually love this bike? I usually hate naked bikes, but for some strange reason, i want this bike over the 750 gixxer.  :dunno: I am in love.  

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Quote from: davipuexaust sex is the best.  

You need a little foreplay first.  Squat over the rear tire with your balls resting on it, then do a burnout.  This may become a threesome as you might need assistance with the throttle.  While you're doing this you can rub her seat a bit.  Don't reach around too far as you may loose interest when you find out she has a petcock.

That shouldn't be too big a shock, once you realize you are her petcock.

this is just one of those conversations that is disgusting in itself but you cant resist laughing your arse off.

I still am not sure if i like that bike or not....... I do but I dont but ....oh hell ill hump it.

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Quote from: RoadstergalIf they made a bike with that styling that was sub-liter and lighter, I would buy it in a heartbeat.

your wish may soon be granted in the form of a light weight twin version of the bike between 600 - 800cc    

Hmm, I'd have to replace something...

Quote from: RoadstergalHmm, I'd have to replace something...

The guzzi

Im trying to decide on either an SV1000 or YZF600r as my next bike. But Im a huge fan of BMW. ( BMW just bought the F1 team Sauber, Should be an interesting season next year)



I just cant afford a bimmer bike right now.

BTW, that car in sport mode is a beast! (04 3.0 Z4 roadster)