Get a real dog

My friend had one of those.  Stupid thing was annoying.  It was wound way too tight.  It was always running around bouncing off the walls and jumping all over the furniture and crapping on the floor and humping the air.  The funniest thing was when he got under their glass top coffee table, he kept trying to jump up through the glass.  He hit his head probably 20 times before he realized he couldn't do it.

if I had the 600 bucks i'd go stomp on it and write the check.

Are you describing the dog or davipu??  

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Quote from: jason_SIt was always running around bouncing off the walls and jumping all over the furniture and crapping on the floor and humping the air.

I only hump legs

$600 for a rat??

Tell her to sell the dog to get the tranny...

you have no idea how pissed I am about that.

Dogs are dogs.  Not matter how small (unless you're talkin' about a poodle, which like a cat, has no soul).  But I love dogs.  Even the little guys.  They are my little buddies.

well it's finally gone, and I don't miss it.

Whaja do? Cook it as the meat for your burritos last night?  

mmm burritos.  
















nope the sister got tired of it shitting everywhare and sold it.

Quote from: Roadstergal$600 for a rat??

Tell her to sell the dog to get the tranny...

$600 for a tranny?  Wow, chicks with d*cks are expensive out west.

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Quote from: Roadstergal$600 for a rat??
Tell her to sell the dog to get the tranny...

$600 for a tranny?  Wow, chicks with d*cks are expensive out west.

I won't even ask what you pay...

espechally when you keep them as pets.  you know how much food they go through?  and those damn wee wee pads  you can never really house brake them.

Quote from: davipuespechally when you keep them as pets.  you know how much food they go through?  and those damn wee wee pads  you can never really house brake them.

I can only assume we're still talking about trannies.

Is anyone ever NOT talking about trannies?