To kill a coupla minutes, funny and true  :lol:  :lol:

http://www.wildboston.com/video.php?id=451

okay,

how bout some real men's room stall writing.

My most recent favorite read.

"My balls are scrotastic!"

and underneath are huge, scrawled testicles replete with hair.

:lol:  :lol: Mine was this as written: "For a good time I called you wife."

how bout this one my friend found written at the american museum of natural history.

"2 cups coffee = 1 pound turd"

Quote from: jake42how bout this one my friend found written at the american museum of natural history.

"2 cups coffee = 1 pound turd"

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Here I sit all alone and broken hearted, came to poop and only farted,  grunted and moaned to just break wind, and nothing came out in the end.


KMart in Zanesville Ohio.


Funny how I can remember this after reading it once but I have to right down peoples phone numbers?

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

aww, he forgot one of the biggest offenses!

the stupid bathrooms that have no paper towels are usualy the ones with the doors opening inward, forcing you to use your wet bare hand to touch the disgusting door handle

at mmi in phoenix

"here i sit in stinky vapor, cause someone stole the toilet paper.
should i sit, should i linger, should i use my index finger?"

I do remember that saying and that same MMI in Phoenix!  Your the one I saw coming out of there with the wet brown finger!!  :lol:

One of my favorites found on the 2nd floor of Bolton Hall at UW Milwaukee.

"This toilet paper is like John Wayne, its rough, its tough, and it dont take no $hit from nobody"

Over top of urinal:

"Don't look here, the joke is between your legs"

 :lol:

Quote from: PhaedrusOver top of urinal:

"Don't look here, the joke is between your legs"

 :lol:

:lol:  :lol:

"Jesus saves at Phar-mor"

NCSU in the mid 90's

Gas station: Salina, Kansas

"I've crapped in England, I've crapped in France.  Before I crap here again, I'll crap my pants."

Quote from: jake42how bout this one my friend found written at the american museum of natural history.

"2 cups coffee = 1 pound turd"

 <gets up to go get a cup of coffee>

On right hand wall of stall: "For toilet tennis, look left."
On left hand wall of stall: "For toilet tennis, look right."

-UC Riverside, Sproul Hall

Here I sit reading the wall,  waiting for this turd to fall,
I wish you were here to help me over the hump and pull this turd out of my RUMP.