So, I go out to the motorcycle parking after class only to find that there is a black 500E parked right next to my 500f.  Is it anyone on here?  Parked at the Yarborough lot at NCSU?  about 10am...

It's not mine, but, oddly enough, I bought my black 2000 GS500E this past July from a student there, in the Dan Allen parking deck.  Found it on here as well.
This site's gotten two GSs into Durham this summer alone, and it's been a great resource.
Good luck finding him/her.