1. Since the only candy Walmart had left was Snickers, most people must agree w/ myself in that Snickers suck. (they look like turds)

2. I see nothing wrong w/ using 1/2 your candy budget for yourself. Sour straws, giant blocks of chocolate, and white chocolate kit kat's are a perfectly fine dinner. I'm 23 yrs old damn it, leave me alone!!!

3. I dont live in the richest area so I dont expect much in decorations and costumes. But if your kids come to my front door wanting candy they best have some kinda get up on. I dont care if Jimmy is Captain Hefty Bag, there is no exscuse for not having a costume. Might as well just ask me to hand out food stamps.

4. If you and your fat ass kids are so freakin lazy you DRIVE from house to house (i'm spitting distance from the house next door) then maybe you deserve that heart problems and diabetes you'll have later on in life Junior.

Ok maybe this turned a little mean, I like Halloween and I have my porch light on ready to give candy to any kids that come by. I maybe a lil bit of a grump, but I'm sure as hell not gonna be that ass that only gives out once piece of candy and its a mint or toothpaste or something lame like that. God, I hated those people.

-ash

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3. I dont live in the richest area so I dont expect much in decorations and costumes. But if your kids come to my front door wanting candy they best have some kinda get up on. I dont care if Jimmy is Captain Hefty Bag, there is no exscuse for not having a costume. Might as well just ask me to hand out food stamps.

-ash

:lol:  :lol:  :lol: I agree.

I almost ran down three kids who were wearing all black in the middle of a 45mph road outside my building, and 3 minutes later they're knocking on my damn door. I live in a college apartment complex, we don't have any treats other than shots of Kentucky Gentlemen or cans of Natty Light.

If anything, they should be bringing me candy.

HOw about the people that are as old as me (33) or older who are trick or treating along with their kids. Come on, you're telling me you're too poor to buy yourself your own freakin candy.  Jesus.

My community sucks. There was only a light on about every half a block. My 4 year old was so excited to go out and after about 5 houses he was tired.

jake

I'm too old for going out to trick or treat on Halloween, 17, but most of my friends still go out for the candy alone hahaha. My parents really hate it, especially when a high school student comes to the door with normal clothes on and a garbage bag looking for freebies. I can see why they'd feel that way, and thats why I volunteered to go down to Walmart this afternoon and buy a huge bag of 0.2cent suckers for people like me that come trick or treating  :guns:

ya screw those kids.  i told one to go get a job and buy his own candy.

Good stuff... made me laugh!!!

Kids that don't have SOME kind of costume get no candy.  I don't care if they draw a face on a paper bag, they'd better be wearing something.

I hate all the kids with *two* bags..."This one's for my brother who is sick at home."  yeah right.

My parents live in a housing tract with street lights and sidewalks which used to be unique comapred to the the spread-out rural area around.  So everyone would bring their kids there.  We counted over 300 trick-or-treaters one year.  We gave out all the stuff and had switch over to giving out unfrozen OtterPops (we had a costco sized box on hand).

My mom also liked to be the annoying lady that didn't give candy.  She gave out spider rings and little rubber snakes and lizards or little plastic rulers.  One year she gave out plastic-tube whistles.  That was so cool, you could hear kids annoying their parents all over the neighborhood.

1.Aww man, I like Snickers. They might look bad, but it's a good combination of ingrediants.

2. I totally agree. Buying the candy you like for yourself, especially AFTER Haloween when it's on sale, is the best.

3. You're right about the costumes. If a kid isn't wearing anything and he expects candy, we tell him no. If you want someone to put forth some effort in giving you candy, you should put forth some effort in making a damn costume.

4. It sadddens me to say this, but I saw literally DOZENS of kids getting driven from house to house around my neighborhood. I mean, I realize that I live at the bottom of three hills, and steep ones at that, but that doesn't mean the kids can't walk. It isn't that bad. Shouldn't the reward of candy in and of itself be incentive enough for kids to move their fat asses?


There was a dentist that used to live across the street from me. He used to give out toothbrushes with his office's name, address, and phone number on it. The thing that irked me the most wasn't that he didn't give any candy, but the fact that he didn't give me candy, gave me a crappy toothbrush, and was using it to f%$king ADVERTISE. That's just pathetic, really. Halloween isn't a time to plug your dentistry office, especially not to the kids who could care less. He could have just been an ass and given out toothbrushes, but advertising on them? That's just downright disgusting.

Quote from: jen_One year she gave out plastic-tube whistles.  That was so cool, you could hear kids annoying their parents all over the neighborhood.

What a cool idea!!!   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Not only were many kids being hauled around this year, but I think I heard like two kids total say, "Trick or Treat".  They would just walk up, open thier bags and wait.    Come on, you're getting free candy, at least put out a little effort!!!

Well, I thought ashman was being a big grump, but I kind of have to agree with some of what's being said here.

We had a LOT of kids last night, and probably half of them walk up to the door and open their bags...no "Trick or Treat" or "kiss my boo-tay" or nuthin'!

One little chit stole one of the black light flashlights from our display (we decorate the front of the house for Halloween). Fortunately, my honey saw, and I chased that little chit down and got it back. Accept my gift of candy and then STEAL from me!? This young turkey was in a group of young boys who complimented us on the decorations....told me how much they like them..yeah, they like them so much they tried to steal some!  :x

We finally shut down when the trick or treaters got bigger and bigger (I think some were in grad school  :nana: ). The last group came to the gate as we were locking up. My honey told them that we were out of candy (we were), so they asked if we had beer. I didn't know davipu was going to be in the neighborhood.  :nana:

Quote from: flyingbeagle71They would just walk up, open thier bags and wait.    

Another rule...  If they just open their bags, I ask them, "Well...  What do you want?"  If they respond with "Candy" I ask them what they're supposed to say...

Pretty much if a kid is older than 13ish, not wearing a costume, or doesn't say Tick-Or-Treat, they're assed out.  :guns:

I think if we refused candy, our house would be torched.  :lol: I just let them work out their own karma. We had parents mooching along with their kids, a homeless man, tricker treaters who are older than *I* am...I just gave them all candy, and they can work through their own damnation.  :nana:

However, the little, tiny, cute ones got candy by the handful.... anyone who asked how many they could have got ONE. Any little one who cried cuz they were scared of the decorations got buckets of candy!  :lol:

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3. I dont live in the richest area so I dont expect much in decorations and costumes. But if your kids come to my front door wanting candy they best have some kinda get up on. I dont care if Jimmy is Captain Hefty Bag, there is no exscuse for not having a costume. Might as well just ask me to hand out food stamps.

Bag Brothers 3!  :mrgreen:

Hear hear! No costumes, no candy.  And you better not show up to a Halloween party without a costume.  Laziness is unacceptable!!  :guns: