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hey Rvert, i already heard that you had leather pants. so just wear a helmet with a mop on your head so your hair sticks out.

Quote from: pandyYou can have mine. Having a bosom is *highly* overrated.  :nana:

No way!  If I had boobs...

**wavy screen**  **wavy screen**  Ah...  

I'd drive way faster...  And not get tickets...
I'd drink for free...  (Which at my rate would counteract the lower wage)
I'd get laid whenever I wanted...

Life would be grand...  Right up until the point when they hit my belt.   :lol:

Quote from: davipuhey Rvert, i already heard that you had leather pants. so just wear a helmet with a mop on your head so your hair sticks out.

What... Did you miss the pic?    It was for a costume... Really...  


And...  It's hard to drink with a full-faced helmet on.  

Quote from: RVertigoI'd drive way faster...  And not get tickets...I'd drink for free...(Which at my rate would counteract the lower wage)I'd get laid whenever I wanted...

Well...you've made some good points here..can't say it's all bad!  

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Quote from: pandyYou can have mine. Having a bosom is *highly* overrated.  :nana:

No way!  If I had boobs...

**wavy screen**  **wavy screen**  Ah...  

I'd drive way faster...  And not get tickets...
I'd drink for free...  (Which at my rate would counteract the lower wage)
I'd get laid whenever I wanted...

Life would be grand...  Right up until the point when they hit my belt.   :lol:

why don't man-boobs work the same way??? :lol:

Quote from: ktrimwhy don't man-boobs work the same way??? :lol:

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Quote from: ktrimwhy don't man-boobs work the same way??? :lol:

Hmm...  I think you have a point...

I guess it's not just boobs that I'd need.  

Quote from: RVertigoI'd drive way faster...  And not get tickets...
I'd drink for free...  (Which at my rate would counteract the lower wage)

I never get out of tickets or drink for free.

Then again, they're not very big.

Quote from: RoadstergalI never get out of tickets or drink for free. Then again, they're not very big.

Which...the tickets or the drinks?  :dunno:  

Quote from: Roadstergal
I never get out of tickets or drink for free.

Then again, they're not very big.

It isn't the size Roadstergal, it is that you aren't pushing them in people's faces enough. Increase cleavage by 15% - 20% and watch the freebies roll in.  

Or you can maintain your current dignity and class and leave well enough alone.  

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Quote from: RoadstergalI never get out of tickets or drink for free. Then again, they're not very big.

Which...the tickets or the drinks?  :dunno:  

:lol: The drinks, unfortunately.

Quote from: PhaedrusOr you can maintain your current dignity and class

Dang, that's the first time I've heard those two words used in my presence without "lacking" in the vicinity.  


And Dave - check your email, you drunken bastard.

who's on the puter at 130 in the morning?  

Quote from: davipuwho's on the puter at 130 in the morning?  

Survey says...

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Quote from: davipuwho's on the puter at 130 in the morning?  

Survey says...

I am! Well, it's really 3:30 here, but it's all relative. I can't get any sleep. There is this constant knocking noise being transmitted through the walls and floor, and therefore through the legs of the bed, through the frame, and into my head. It's been going on for 2 days now. Gives me good time to catch up on threads, though.

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Quote from: RVertigoI'd drive way faster...  And not get tickets...
I'd drink for free...  (Which at my rate would counteract the lower wage)

I never get out of tickets or drink for free.

Then again, they're not very big.

. what the tickets or the drinks :kiss:          :nana:  :lol:

Quote from: pandy on Nov 12

Quote from: RoadstergalI never get out of tickets or drink for free. Then again, they're not very big.

Which...the tickets or the drinks?  :dunno:  

Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on Nov 15

Quote from: Roadstergal
Then again, they're not very big.

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what the tickets or the drinks  :kiss:          :nana:  :lol:

Welcome to last week.  :nana:  :lol: