- You think I'm posting one at a time to post whore but I'm actually just posting them as they come

- Your answer to 98% of other peoples questions is to tell them to "search"

- You consider the GStwin.com decal a "mod"

- You can spot another GS500 on the other side of the highway, at night, in the fog, at 70mph.

- You have over 300 posts, but no bike

that one was good  :lol:

- you wave at every other motorcycle and when one or more don't wave back; you notice that they are on a harley and log on to question "why didn't the man on the harley wave back?"

Quote from: Phaedrus- You can spot another GS500 on the other side of the highway, at night, in the fog, at 70mph.

:lol:

By sound alone you can recognize a GS500 amongst an interstate full of cars and trucks.

You can also tell what speed it's moving at, what kind of pipe it has, what the jet settings are, and whether the valves are in adjustment or not.

Your bike has more miles than your car.

You own more GS500's than rolls of toilet paper.

You actually asked a Home Depot representative what kind of Dremel accessory would work best for cutting off a motorcycle fender.

You get laughed at for having at "girls bike" at most gas stops.  That is, until you pull out a gas recipt 6 states over from yesterday morning.

No matter what you're looking for, the first search you do on an online auction or classified site begins with "gs" or "su".

Your gear doesn't match your bike

No single piece of your gear matches any other piece of motorcycle safety gear you own by brand, color, or style.

You've carried all your life's possesions at least 500 miles on the back of a motorcycle.

You can disassemble, clean, and reassemble a Mikuni carburetor with both eyes closed and one hand tied behind your back using only a pair of pliers in less than 5 minutes.

- You laugh hysterically everytime someone refers to the "Katana" as "Can Of Tuna"

- You've never been to Seattle, but from the photos you've seen, you swear it must be the most beautful place on Earth.

- You figure that since your bike hasn't changed since 1989, you're hair style shouldn't either

- You think any chick who ride is a lesbien

- You enjoy fighting over a lesbien nipple picture

Holy crap, he put me as number one!         Sweet

- You don't pay to have your maintenance done. Ever. Because it doesn't need any.

- You LOSE track of Roadstergal's bike count  :lol:

- You've seen Kerry drop the screwdriver doing a valve job and why he used the rag to fill the void.

Quote from: pandy- You LOSE track of Roadstergal's bike count  :lol:

1...2...3...4...5......154..155...157...161...err  

- You have heard how Roadstergal miss her GS over...and over...and over...AND over.........a   n   d    o v e r !  

-you have more than one person with your name (Mr.7, Mr. 7, mister7, mister 7, Mosuire Sept)

and (Alphafire X5 and Alphafire Xfive)

- You have a multiple personality disorder

I think mister 7 is going to post here soon because he is logged in
It is only a matter of time

Shoot I was a minute late at predicting that one

- You don't predict something that has already happened, my son. You've got lots to learn yet...

I was in the process of typing that when it happened, so in fact it didn't happen yet because I didn't refresh this page yet.

Some day I will find out who you really are and... and...and... and I will probably just :lol: