If you wish to post

then reply in Haiku form

or you will be flamed   :nana:

I like to eat toast
My breakfast was delicious
This haiku is lame

This thread is no good
It isn't very easy
To write in Haiku.

Being a post whore
Is a lot more difficult
When bounded in form

bitter cold morning
cannot enjoy riding peace
machine will stop now

Haikus are so lame
They are just stupid poems
Invented by Japs

summer calls to me
come ride your motorcycle
live without your cage

It is winter now
Lots of people cannot ride
They are not Texans

When summer time comes
You'll be sweating your nuts off
We'll be laughing then

When the heat comes back
I will bring out the mesh gear
Wind through my jacket

Winter snow sparkles
Autumn leaves show their brilliance
And you miss it all

Precipitation
I can not stand this frosty
Precipitation  
:x

Let's retire this thread
Just Kidding I like Haikus
Time to go to lunch

i don't like my job
morons calling all day long
need to find a rich girl

Rich girls are easy
Find one that does not complain
Then live on her cash

These pointless topics
Give me a way to avoid
The work I should do

Thermodynamics
Chemistry is the devil
I detest homework

I should start working
Before my boss fires my ass
Or I could go smoke

(It's a 5 syllable - 7 syllable - 5 syllable pattern for those who don't know)

Smoking might be fun
Perhaps some smoked beef jerky?
Delicious dried cows

Why'd you say that now
You saying I did it wrong
I will cut you now