The Haiku Thread...

Alphamazing · November 22, 2005, 01:54:27 PM

You were incorrect
I felt compelled to inform
I am scared of you

RVertigo · November 22, 2005, 02:02:55 PM

I should start working
Before my boss fires me
Or I could go smoke

I should learn to count
Saying fire is just one
Like a Southerner

Alphamazing · November 22, 2005, 02:08:29 PM

You should be happy
Simple math is my rival
I cannot count well

Jake D · November 22, 2005, 02:27:41 PM

These haikus suck balls
You postwhores are freakin' nuts
Bring on the nipple

vtlion · November 22, 2005, 02:42:16 PM

Quote from: Jake DThese haikus suck balls
You postwhores are freakin' nuts
Now bring on the nipple

HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA
:lol:

kidcoma · November 22, 2005, 03:17:00 PM

Quote from: Jake DThese haikus suck balls
You postwhores are freakin' nuts
Now bring on the nipple

You suck at haikus
Learn how to count you retard
It's five seven five
:nana:

Jake D · November 22, 2005, 03:39:37 PM

Quote from: Jake DThese haikus suck balls
You postwhores are freakin' nuts
Bring on the nipple

Not sure what you mean
I think you changed it for me
Stinky smurf herder

Alphamazing · November 22, 2005, 04:50:58 PM

LOLOL
ROFLMAO
STFU whore

Caffeine · November 22, 2005, 07:13:41 PM

Poor little GS
Harleys and squids laugh at him
"I want to play too!"

:mrgreen:

Caffeine · November 22, 2005, 07:14:52 PM

Laundry on the floor
the stack is getting bigger
Did that sock just move?

Alphamazing · November 22, 2005, 07:23:51 PM

Thank you for that
I need to do laundry, too
I have no clothing

RVertigo · November 22, 2005, 07:37:47 PM

Did you not notice
That comma is unneeded
Damn punctuation

Alphamazing · November 22, 2005, 07:44:02 PM

Je ne parle pas
La langue des Americans
Je n'aime pas La France

RVertigo · November 22, 2005, 07:46:16 PM

French is so stupid
English is complicated
But it kicks much ass

Alphamazing · November 22, 2005, 07:50:01 PM

I impressed myself
Writing a haiku in French
Or is it Freedom?

pandy · November 22, 2005, 08:43:29 PM

Winter is now here
Your bike leans against the wall
Crying in the dark

Badger · November 23, 2005, 07:35:10 AM

A sad day indeed
My GS is languishing
Outside in the snow

ginoe · November 23, 2005, 07:52:07 AM

also should contain
seasonal words conveying
nature like 'frozen'

Quote from: AlphaFire X5(It's a 5 syllable - 7 syllable - 5 syllable pattern for those who don't know)

Kessen · November 23, 2005, 09:06:56 AM

I'm in class right now
Dont want to do any work
oh shaZam!, teachers here.

Alphamazing · November 23, 2005, 09:21:34 AM

I need to study
Calculus exam today
Please cancel classes

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