Quote from: Kessen

Quote from: ashman...god i hate this girl, she is here ALL THE TIME! like get a freakin life!!!!...-ash

Do i sense a little sexual chemistry between you two lovebirds?

I think you've hit on something, Kessen!!!  He just doesn't know he has a thing for Big Beautiful Women (BBW's)!  :lol:

naaah, hes got a thing for you and dammit im gettin jealous :x  :guns:  :guns:  :guns:  :guns:  :guns:  :kiss:  :kiss:  :kiss:  :kiss:  :kiss:    :lol:

I'm a BWW (Big Wicked Woman)!  :nana:  :lol:  :kiss:

Poop in her shoes.  That's what cats do when they get pissed off.

Quote from: oppy00Poop in her shoes.  That's what cats do when they get pissed off.

+1

I shared a house with a bunch of guys with girlfriends. I got along with all of them except one that annoyed the shaZam! out of all of the other roomates. She didn't have a job, rarely went to school and treated her boyfriend like shaZam!. She eventually moved in permanently. So we started making fun of her and told her she was annoying. We even set up a tally on the dry erase board for every time she said, "Baby, I'm hungry". She eventually got the idea and quit being such an annoying c@%t.

Go with the adult way of handling this.  I'd also mention something about her chipping in on the rent if she's sleeping there more than half the time.

Also, where are your buds?  Make it a point to have 3-4 loud, obnoxious frat-boy types over your place a couple times a week, you provide the place, they bring the beer.  Pretty soon your roommate and his ho will be keeping away since it's no longer quiet, and they're now outnumbered.

Right now, they're taking advantage of you.  Stop them.

Quote from: TurkinaMake it a point to have 3-4 loud, obnoxious frat-boy types over your place a couple times a week, you provide the place, they bring the beer.

...that sounds nice but personally I think you should bring a girl home and have some super loud, obnoxious...

...that'll show em! (or maybe I'm an ass, you pick!)

Quote from: skoozi12

Quote from: TurkinaMake it a point to have 3-4 loud, obnoxious frat-boy types over your place a couple times a week, you provide the place, they bring the beer.

...that sounds nice but personally I think you should bring a girl home and have some super loud, obnoxious...

...that'll show em! (or maybe I'm an ass, you pick!)

Oh hell yeah!    

just bring girls home and get it on,  in the living room.  then if you come home without one as soon as you walk in the door take your shoes and pants off. and just walk around in boxers.

I'll take your living room and raise you....HIS BED...

although that's just plain evil and i would never ever ever do something like that...  

if she annoys you that much do you really want to be naked in the same bed she was in?  that's why you do it in the living room. at like 9pm infront of everyone.

you win.  

but people seem to get very antsy when you screw around in their beds...not that I would know (pandy i need the halo emoticon!!) :lol:

Quote from: skoozi12you win.  but people seem to get very antsy when you screw around in their beds...not that I would know (pandy i need the halo emoticon!!) :lol:

You can borrow it, but you have to promise to give it back.  :lol:

deal!

I'll even throw in a purple something for the effort!

[/threadjack] since threadjacking is wrong... :lol:

w00t!!!!!!!!!  So....what was this thread about again!!!!!  

i forget :dunno:

when did i turn into such a PW?  It's whoever took my bikes fault...