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i am no longer aloud to comlain, ever.

Started by Church6360, December 23, 2005, 02:12:55 AM

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Church6360

one of my friends got a new job, tonight was his last night of work, so naturally we (a bunch of guys i work with) partook in that time honored pastime of going to a strip club (yes they are degrading to women, i agree).

i don't frequent strip clubs, i have other ways to spend my $ (uh, motorcycles, bills, Van rapair.) but i went along. all told i spent maybe 50 bucks, ten to get in, 40ish for drinks (hey, the beer was expensive, 5.75 a piece!).

they were giving out christmas presents (tis the season!) i got a "handy tool set" which apon futher inspection appears to be a beefed up eye-glasses tune up kit (complete with one of thoes strings that goes behind your head to keep your glasses from falling to the ground).

but the reason i can no longer complain it that in a raffel i won a tv.

i was so confused. drunk in a strip club, won a tv.

i'm not sure how reality or the universe works, but i'm pretty sure i should never complain about anything again.

it kinda makes me sad, i mean, some people are starving, some are getting stabbed in their homes, and some people are wiping out on their bikes.
i won a tv. i don't get it. i don't think there is anyhting to get.

anyway, enough from me, i just hope everybody has a good, fufilling, and meaningful existance. from here to death and perhaps beyond.
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ajgs500

It's funny everytime I think my life is completely shitty and nothing else could go wrong, someone helps me out and gives me something to remind me why I love life.

makenzie71

It's funny everytime I think my life is completely shitty and nothing else could go wrong, someone helps me f%$k it up even more and I just decide to get over it and move on.

f%$k the starving children, what kind of TV?

Stephen072774

:lol:  good post dude.  I like it, no moral crap or deep rambles, just a good story  :thumb:

I can't complain about anything either... life has been pretty good to me lately too :mrgreen:
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werase643

what about the people complaining in New orleans that don't have cable.....

if ya build a palace in a swamp....it will get swamped
doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out
want Iain's money to support my butt in kens shop

Jake D

Hey, man.  Strippers make the world go 'round.

Nice.
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Church6360

The final measure of any rider's skill is the inverse ratio of his preferred Traveling Speed to the number of bad scars on his body. It is that simple: If you ride fast and crash, you are a bad rider. And if you are a bad rider, you should not ride motorcycles.
-Hunter S. Thompson

poormanracing

it might be hard to explain to your wife/gf (if any)..where the hell the tv came from... :lol:

Church6360

yeah, i have a fiance, i'm pretty sure the good news of new tv will outweigh the bad news of went to a strip club.
The final measure of any rider's skill is the inverse ratio of his preferred Traveling Speed to the number of bad scars on his body. It is that simple: If you ride fast and crash, you are a bad rider. And if you are a bad rider, you should not ride motorcycles.
-Hunter S. Thompson

Cal Price

Hmmm, I wouldn't count on it, perhaps a little economic with the truth, "Won it at a woks do" perhaps.....
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werase643

what is the big deal
it's a titty bar
not a whore house
you got a TV not a VD

my wif could care less if i went to a titty bar....

but then i used to have a room mate that was a stripper.... :mrgreen:
want Iain's money to support my butt in kens shop

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