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FAKE PARKING TICKETS - I made these myself last night

Started by annguyen1981, December 29, 2005, 10:30:29 PM

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Who are you planning on using this gag on???

Family
0 (0%)
Friends
1 (7.7%)
Neighbors
0 (0%)
Strangers' car in some parking lot
1 (7.7%)
Strangers' car who really can't park
3 (23.1%)
Everyone!!!
8 (61.5%)

Total Members Voted: 13

Voting closed: December 29, 2005, 10:30:29 PM

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annguyen1981

December 29, 2005, 10:30:29 PM
If anyone is interested in printing their own FAKE PARKING TICKETS...
Just print onto BRIGHT ORANGE CARDSTOCK double-sided.  STAPLES has this paper.  It's called COSMIC ORANGE.

Here's the URLs
MS Publisher version:
http://web-designs.tripod.com/faktick.pub
PDF version:
http://web-designs.tripod.com/faktick.pdf


Now here's pictures...
{click to view larger images...  The larger images are not suitable for printing...}

Front



Back


HAVE FUN!!!

2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

Alphamazing

#1
December 29, 2005, 10:34:30 PM
What about EVERYONE?!?!?!!?
'05 DR-Z400SM (For Sale)
'04 GS500E (Sold)

Holy crap it's the Wiki!
http://wiki.gstwins.com/

annguyen1981

#2
December 29, 2005, 10:35:39 PM
Unfortunately I didn't think about that.  I just tried to add that, but I don't think I can...

2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

annguyen1981

#3
December 29, 2005, 10:37:42 PM
Nevermind...  I figured it out.

<-------Noob  :oops:

2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

Narcissus

#4
December 29, 2005, 10:54:56 PM
LOL I'll have to use one on my mom, she'd get all worked up, I'd be halarious.
04' GS500

annguyen1981

#5
December 30, 2005, 09:43:24 PM
I can't beleive this isn't as popular as I thought it would be!!!

Bump.

2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

GeeP

#6
December 30, 2005, 10:09:48 PM
Printing...

:lol:
Every zero you add to the tolerance adds a zero to the price.

If the product "fails" will the product liability insurance pay for the "failure" until it turns 18?

Red '96
Black MK2 SV

makenzie71

#7
December 31, 2005, 02:00:41 AM
not too popular because it's not that great of a practicle joke...

jokes = funny
parking tickets = piss people off, lasts one hour.

Cube of chicken bouyon in the shower head = quality practicle joke, last up to 2 weeks of hearing people say your victim smells like chicken.

annguyen1981

#8
December 31, 2005, 07:16:27 AM
Quote from: makenzie71Cube of chicken bouyon in the shower head = quality practicle joke, last up to 2 weeks of hearing people say your victim smells like chicken.

Hmm...  I gotta try that one.   :)

2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty

Narcissus

#9
December 31, 2005, 10:52:00 AM
Hahah that ones wicked too. It feels like April already...
04' GS500

Mr.7

#10
January 01, 2006, 12:08:20 PM
I got something like this from Autoweek magazine, except it was a Mini Cooper Advertisment :)
1997 GS500E-blue
Buell signals//new metzlers//new tiny mirrors//removed ugly stickers//fixed melted front fender//that's about it

Jace009gs

#11
January 03, 2006, 07:13:25 AM
ooo yes I'm so putting one on each person's car that can't park in the lines :lol:

I printed out a big stack to keep in the glove box for when I go to stores
Motorcycle's are God's greatest creation; turning gas into noise with acceleration & power as side effects

aaronstj

#12
January 03, 2006, 12:05:30 PM
In a similar vein, I'm a fan of these.
1992 Blue Monday, Wileyco, lunchbox, 150/40/3/1, Srinath bars, progressives, fenderectomy

Borak: How come Ogg use one spear, Borak need three?
Ogg: Not spear, caveman.

annguyen1981

#13
January 03, 2006, 09:53:24 PM
Quote from: Jace009gsooo yes I'm so putting one on each person's car that can't park in the lines :lol:

I printed out a big stack to keep in the glove box for when I go to stores

I've got aout 30 tickets in my glove box too..  Just for those occassions where you need some cheering up...   :nana:

2007 YZF-R6 - Purchased 7/03/07
2004 YZF-R6 - Stolen 5/25/07
2004 GS500f - Sold to Bluelespaul
Killin' a Kitty
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